joke time!!!!!
> Subject: Filipino vs. American
>
>
>
> A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in
France one
>
> morning.... he was eating bread & jam when an
>
> American , while chewing gum, sits down next to
>
> him. The Pinoy ignores the
Kano who, nevertheless,
>
> starts a conversation:
>
> Kano : "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"
> Pinoy (nayayabangan sa
Kano ): "Of course."
> Kano : (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't.
> In America , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we
> collect in a
>
> container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and
> sell them
>
> to the
Philippines . " The American has a smirk on his
> face.. The Pinoy listens in
silence.
>
> Still the American persists.
> Kano : "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
> Pinoy:"Of Course."
> Kano : (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
> "We
>
> don't. In
America we eat fresh fruits for breakfast,
> then we put all
>
> the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle
> them,
>
> transform them into jam and sell the jam to the
> Philippines . ." The Pinoy (asar na ta
la ga) asks:
> "Do you have sex in
America ?"
> Kano : "Why of course we do."
> Pinoy (now smirking): "And what do you do with the
> condoms once
>
> you've used them?"
>
> Kano (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of
> course."Pinoy: "Ahh....We Pinoys don't. In my
> beloved
Philippines , we put
>
> them in a container, recycle them, melt them into chewing
> gum,
> and sell them to
America ! hehehehe!!!
>
