Outlandish Particle Periodic Table update IX
Tony Lance
OUTLANDISH PARTICLE PERIODIC TABLE
By Tony Lance Dip.Math(Open) 19th December 2009
Update IX from http://www.tonylance.talktalk.net/structur.html
.510998902 1.0D-09 1 1 80305 1 3224486665 1.0 SLC
For full table see link:-
http://www.tonylance.talktalk.net/aspire.html
username outlandish
password spirebell
Thany you
Tony Lance
tony...@myinternetuk.com
Damon Hill
4ax.com:
> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 05:57:13 -0800 (PST), Tony Lance
> <tony...@myinternetuk.com> wrote:
>
>>Big Bertha Thing outlandish
>
> ...Sweet Jesus. The 2nd oldest net.kook is still fucking alive.
>
> <RE-PLONK>
Heh. Just in time for Christmas, too. I'd wonder what he was on about
this time, but I just don't feel like jumping through passwords to
discover it's probably gibberish. Killfile it is.
--Damon
Tony Lance
Salient features:-
Cern list of 900 experimental particle results in MeV, double
precision and mathematical (Fortran 77)
The list alone is not available anywhere-else, as a single list.
Not definitive.
42 year scientific project, by ex-Mensa member. (They stopped
concessionary subscriptions)
10 years ago table basis was electron value of 227879226. (update IX
gives 3224486665)
Given the same preview of Periodic table of elements, you would have
been champing at the bit,
instead of snorting.
You are not really into science fiction are you?
Thank you,
Tony Lance
tony...@myinternetuk.com
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Pat Flannery
> Heh. Just in time for Christmas, too. I'd wonder what he was on about
> this time, but I just don't feel like jumping through passwords to
> discover it's probably gibberish. Killfile it is.
You may laugh now, monkey boy...but wait till THE BIG CHAIR THING
arrives on your doorstep and flourishes the heat ray high as it emits
deafening howls that roar like thunder. :-)
Pat
Pat Flannery
> Hi there,
> Salient features:-
> Cern list of 900 experimental particle results in MeV, double
> precision and mathematical (Fortran 77)
> The list alone is not available anywhere-else, as a single list.
> Not definitive.
> 42 year scientific project, by ex-Mensa member. (They stopped
> concessionary subscriptions)
> 10 years ago table basis was electron value of 227879226. (update IX
> gives 3224486665)
> Given the same preview of Periodic table of elements, you would have
> been champing at the bit,
> instead of snorting.
> You are not really into science fiction are you?
>
Was it just me, or was the above actually comprehensible?
There is something very wrong here.
Pat
Damon Hill
news:CIadnTifGKv4FqrW...@posted.northdakotatelephone:
I'd almost rather deal with a dour Jehovah's Witless proselytizing
at my front door...and give me that heat ray for the young Mormon "elder"
who aspires to become God. Literally.
Oh, and remind me >never< to go cold turkey on my Paxil prescription
especially during the holidays. There's this little gnome knocking
over my internal gyro every few minutes, and I feel like crap into
the bargain. Deal with Lance, however sincere, while I feel like this?
Nonononono....
Maybe I'll go back to bed until after New Years and the gnome gets bored.
--Damon (blorp)
PS Mook actually makes sense much of the time, until he gets carried away.
Tony Lance
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,sci.space.policy
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs
Date: Aug 20 2005, 16:54 pm
Big Bertha Thing galios
Nobody understood a thing he said, when he was alive.
After he was dead, they decided that he had done a good job.
The Galios Theory branch of mathematics bears his name.
Now they are trying to teach me, what he did in the first place.
Do you think that the penny will drop, before it becomes posthumous?
Tony Lance
tony...@big-bertha-thing.com
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Damon Hill wrote:
> Pat Flannery <fla...@daktel.com> wrote in
> news:CIadnTifGKv4FqrW...@posted.northdakotatelephone:
>
> > Damon Hill wrote:
Pat Flannery wrote:
> Damon Hill wrote:
rwalker
>On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 05:57:13 -0800 (PST), Tony Lance
><tony...@myinternetuk.com> wrote:
>
>>Big Bertha Thing outlandish
>
>...Sweet Jesus. The 2nd oldest net.kook is still fucking alive.
>
><RE-PLONK>
>
> OM
I'd been wondering what happened to Big Bertha.
Tony Lance
The number of polkadots on an equilatteral triangle is given by the
formula sumation N.
Let N = 80305 and the total is 3224486665
As Groucho Marx said "I would not want to join any club, that would
have me as a member!"
Thank you,
Tony Lance
tony...@myinternetuk.com
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Tony Lance
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.policy
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing hacked
Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:58:56 +0100
Big Bertha Thing poem
Some Days, Then Some
by Tony Lance
I've had better days, he thought and said.
When I could get my sorry butt out of bed.
When I wasn't mistook for as good as dead.
When they didn't fill my boots with all that lead.
There are days sometimes, of sunshine on my head.
Windswept shores viewed from along a beachy-head.
Carefree larks, in a clearly blue sky, over-head.
Then of course, I became a headmaster, the old man said.
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ShazBot wrote:
> Tony Lance <tony...@myinternetuk.com> wrote:
>
> >Hi there,
>
> No.
>
> Please.
>
> Go away.
>
> Do not bother this group.
>
> We have enough problems here already.
>
> Again, please. If you have one shred of decency about you, leave.
>
> Please, don't even bother replying, just go.
Tony Lance
Newsgroups: rec.autos.makers.honda,sci.space.history
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs
Date: Oct 10 2006, 13:38 pm
Big Bertha Thing sumation
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
Web 2 file access page for 78K Zip File, see link:-
http://mathforum.org/kb/thread.jspa?messageID=6940807�
Count the number of polka-dots on an equilatteral triangle.
Ready to run Fortran 77 program software, using double
precision and extended precision versions. Complete
with source code in listing format and the original
extended precision subroutine source code.
Sumation N = N*N + N all over 2, where N=1,2,3,..N
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 2000
To comply with my copyright, please distribute
complete and free of charge.
Big Bertha Thing postings
Depleted uranium shells were once used at great cost,
in terms of Gulf War Syndrome.
At Agincourt the English long bow took a large toll,
due to the arrows being armour-piercing and re-useable.
The above shells were armour-piercing,
but can hardly be called re-useable
and should not have been used once.
Big Bertha Thing posting features;-
1. Ornate Engraving and Scrollwork.
2. Re-useable.
3. Armour-piercing.
4. Zero casualties.
5. Re-configurable.
6. Accurate.
7. Tactical.
8. Strategic.
9. Scientific.
10. Weighty.
11. Start of Thread.
12. Brand Name.
13. Banned on moderators conference.
14. Whole moderators thread deleted,
with the exception of tenure posting.
15. Tenure read only request withdrawn.
16. 2K Anecdote (Assault Rifle Bullet and detonator.) Day 23
17. 4K Preface (Anecdote and Attachment description.) Day 24
18. 50K Attachment
(Powder charge for shell with detonator.) Days 1 - 20
19. 600K Attachment
(powder charge for bomb with detonator.) Days 21, 22
20. 50K postings pair, with 12 on-topic and 6 off-topic.
Hydrogen bomb (2 shells with jacket of water; H2O) Days 25, 26
21. Odd configurations. (Landmine, boobytrap and armistice terms.)
22. Zip disc spanning.
(Manual operation encryption technique.) Day 21, 22
23. Potential CD-Rom triology.
24. Astrophysics web-ring web site.
25. PI web-ring web site with software.
26. Web publisher for unpublished scientific works,
including fringe.
27. Particle periodic table research project with results
and software.
28. First Aid Tent for Spam Attack Victim Support Group.
29. Sesame Street beat Darth Vader twice.
(1st and 2nd Battles of Cyberspace.)
30. To the victor the spoils; a web site built on them.
(level 2 HTML)
31. Politics makes poor science.
Tony Lance
tony...@myinternetuk.com
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Tony Lance
Newsgroups: rec.autos.makers.honda,sci.space.history
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs
Big Bertha Thing pastures
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
Web 2 file access page for 138K Zip File, see link:-
http://mathforum.org/kb/thread.jspa?messageID=6941439�
Worked example of Outlandish Particle Periodic Table in Structure
Order,
complete with programs, source code in listing format and
documentation.
Pastures Software Package.
(Particle Structure Results Program, in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.
Big Bertha Thing cricket
The Rules of Cricket
by Tony Lance
1. 1st side goes in till all out. (10 out of 11)
2nd side goes in till all out.
1st side wins.
Exceptions;-
i Rain stops play is draw.
ii 2nd side scores more, game stops they win.
iii Equal final scores are a draw.
2. Every run counts one.
Exceptions;-
i A no runs boundary hit counts 4.
ii A no runs clean over boundary hit counts 6.
iii A no hit too wide counts 1.
iv A no hit boundary counts 4.
v A no hit over boundary counts 6. (missing rule)
vi A no hit can still be run.
3. Caught out or bowled out. (owzat!)
Exceptions;-
i Stumped out.
ii Run out.
iii Thrown out.
iv Trod on wicket.
v Retired injured.
Exception to all of above.
Runner for slightly injured.
Street Cricket
Forget all the exceptions and rules 1 and 2.
Equipment;-
i Cut out bat.
ii Rubber ball.
iii Piece of chalk.
Owner of bat goes first.
Owner of ball goes first.
Fielder bowls next.
Bowled out, bowler bats.
Caught out, catcher bats and swaps bat for ball.
The end
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 2000
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.
Tony Lance
tony...@myinternetuk.com
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Tony Lance
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:19:41 +0100
Big Bertha Thing windows
On the Windows of King's College Remaining Boarded.
Loquitur Discipulus Esuriens.
Professors, in your plan there seems
A something not quite right,
'Tis queer to cherish learning's beams,
By shutting out the light.
While thus we see your windows block'd,
If nobody complains;
Yet everybody must be shock'd,
To see you don't take pains.
And tell me why should bodily
Succumb to mental meat?
Or why should eta, beta, pi,
Be all the pie we eat?
No helluo liborum I,
No literary glutton,
Would veal with Virgil like to try,
With metaphysics, mutton.
Leave us no longer in the lurch,
With Romans, Greeks, and Hindoos;
But give us beef as well as birch,
And board us - not your windows.
From the book
The Ingoldsby Legends
by the Rev. Richard H. Barham
Published by Richard Edward King,
88 Curtain Road,
London E.C.
Inscribed;-
Barbara Death
From Aunt Emma
March 6th 1921
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ShazBOT wrote:
> On Sun, 3 Jan 2010 12:32:52 -0800 (PST), Tony Lance
> <tony...@myinternetuk.com> wrote:
>
> >The Rules of Cricket
>
> How about a straight answer for the first time in 20 years?
>
> Why can't you leave us alone?