Disney Parks & kids and Alan Erskine
Jeff Findley
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> When i go to disney parks i kidnap kids using clorophorm i take
> them to restroom and i have sex with them then i cut little boys
> dick off and put it in little girls pussy email me for pics.
> alaner...@bigpond.com
jeff findley
i would love to cut alans dick off and eat it
bob haller
Mary Shafer
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> me us for pics. alaner...@bigpond.com
Mary Shafer
Alan i have 6 more kids for us for sunday night
Scott Hedrick
Scott Hedrick
Seems like a great mix. What's your point?
Brian Gaff
I think its meant to be humour, but I'd need to check with the politically
correctness police first.
Brian
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> Are right fine folks. What's your point?
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Pat Flannery
Brian Gaff wrote:
>In reply to the reply to the crossposted trol's attempt at... something..
>
>I think its meant to be humour, but I'd need to check with the politically
>correctness police first.
>
>Brian
>
I think that there are going to be two collies that are now hungering
for human flesh more than doggy treats.
Pat
Mary Shafer
wrote:
> Brian Gaff wrote:
>
> >In reply to the reply to the crossposted trol's attempt at... something..
> >
> >I think its meant to be humour, but I'd need to check with the politically
> >correctness police first.
>
> I think that there are going to be two collies that are now hungering
> for human flesh more than doggy treats.
The collies eat Canidae, a super-premium food that has been tested by
feeding trials. I'd never let them eat human flesh. Who knows what
nasty diseases it might have? After all, we now have to be careful of
bovine nervous system tissue, for fear of BSE/scrapie/kuru.
We got a new trash can for the kitchen and the dogs have stopped
"shopping" for snacks in the trash. This can is taller than they are
and has a latched top. I got it a day or two after one dog ate an
entire 1.5-pound loaf of very stale sourdough bread. The other dog
polished off two-thirds of a bag of salsa-flavored Doritos (I still
haven't found the actual bag, though, because he hid it somewhere).
Mary
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Andrew Gray
>
> We got a new trash can for the kitchen and the dogs have stopped
> "shopping" for snacks in the trash. This can is taller than they are
> and has a latched top. I got it a day or two after one dog ate an
> entire 1.5-pound loaf of very stale sourdough bread. The other dog
> polished off two-thirds of a bag of salsa-flavored Doritos (I still
> haven't found the actual bag, though, because he hid it somewhere).
From my experience with collies, I wouldn't be surprised if he'd
polished off the bag, period...
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-Andrew Gray
andre...@dunelm.org.uk
Pat Flannery
Mary Shafer wrote:
>
>The collies eat Canidae, a super-premium food that has been tested by
>feeding trials.
>
These fuckers have got it made, don't they?
"Lassie, get real!"
> The other dog
>polished off two-thirds of a bag of salsa-flavored Doritos (I still
>haven't found the actual bag, though, because he hid it somewhere).
>
My sister's Irish Setter polished off a three pound sausage....meat,
skin, label, and metal end clips...after she left it alone with the
groceries for a half-an-hour. :-D
Pat
Alan Erskine
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> My sister's Irish Setter polished off a three pound sausage....meat,
> skin, label, and metal end clips...after she left it alone with the
> groceries for a half-an-hour. :-D
(newsgroups trimmed, thank you)
The main reason dogs (or cats for that matter) eat items they are not
supposed to eat is because their human supervisors feed them table scraps.
Then the human's go off at the poor pets who don't know any better.
--
Alan Erskine
We can get people to the Moon in five years,
not the fifteen GWB proposes.
Give NASA a real challenge
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Peter Stickney
"Alan Erskine" <alaner...@bigpond.com> writes:
> "Pat Flannery" <fla...@daktel.com> wrote in message
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>> My sister's Irish Setter polished off a three pound sausage....meat,
>> skin, label, and metal end clips...after she left it alone with the
>> groceries for a half-an-hour. :-D
>
> (newsgroups trimmed, thank you)
>
> The main reason dogs (or cats for that matter) eat items they are not
> supposed to eat is because their human supervisors feed them table scraps.
> Then the human's go off at the poor pets who don't know any better.
It's a standard application of Dog Rule #3:
"The worst of their food is beter than the best of ours."
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Pete Stickney
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many
bad measures. -- Daniel Webster
Richard Kaszeta
> It's a standard application of Dog Rule #3:
> "The worst of their food is beter than the best of ours."
See http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df9401/df940112.jpg
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Mary Shafer
wrote:
No, he didn't. I looked, mostly because I was worried that he had and
it would cause problems.
Mary Shafer
wrote:
> Mary Shafer wrote:
>
> >The collies eat Canidae, a super-premium food that has been tested by
> >feeding trials.
>
> These fuckers have got it made, don't they?
> "Lassie, get real!"
Hey, nothing is too good for my dogs. Except that they eat Canidae
for my benefit, since I'm the one who has to pick up after them. It's
a lot easier when they eat Canidae, but I'm sure no one is interested
in the details.
> > The other dog
> >polished off two-thirds of a bag of salsa-flavored Doritos (I still
> >haven't found the actual bag, though, because he hid it somewhere).
> >
>
> My sister's Irish Setter polished off a three pound sausage....meat,
> skin, label, and metal end clips...after she left it alone with the
> groceries for a half-an-hour. :-D
Sausage I can understand. Salsa-flavored Doritos is another thing
entirely. I didn't think dogs liked spicy food, but I guess I was
wrong.
However, neither dog seems to be fond enough of the guacamole-flavored
Doritos to actually eat them. Which is a shame because it means that
I have to pick up the half-bag, or so, that I dumped on the floor in
the minivan. I'd hoped to just point them out to the dogs and have
them vanish.
One of the dogs ate a banana peel last week. He's convinced that he's
not getting enough to eat, which he probably isn't because we'd be
assuming a spherical collie if he got as much as he wanted, so he's
always on the lookout of tidbits to make up the deficiency.
Mary Shafer
<alaner...@bigpond.com> wrote:
> "Pat Flannery" <fla...@daktel.com> wrote in message
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> > My sister's Irish Setter polished off a three pound sausage....meat,
> > skin, label, and metal end clips...after she left it alone with the
> > groceries for a half-an-hour. :-D
>
> (newsgroups trimmed, thank you)
>
> The main reason dogs (or cats for that matter) eat items they are not
> supposed to eat is because their human supervisors feed them table scraps.
> Then the human's go off at the poor pets who don't know any better.
I know what you mean. The dogs don't see any difference between
eating the roast sitting on the counter before dinner and eating the
scraps after dinner and who can blame them?
It was my fault the dogs ate the bread and Doritos that they retrieved
from the trash. That's why I had to get a new trash can. The dogs
didn't get into any trouble. They were quite proud of their
cleverness in scrounging such tasty food and I didn't disillusion them
at all.
Richard Kaszeta
> It was my fault the dogs ate the bread and Doritos that they retrieved
> from the trash. That's why I had to get a new trash can. The dogs
> didn't get into any trouble. They were quite proud of their
> cleverness in scrounging such tasty food and I didn't disillusion them
> at all.
Indeed, usually in a case like your's it's way easier to fix the trash
can than fix the dog's behavior.
Similarly, with the training group I work with, we have this story:
A rolled up newspaper can be an effective training tool when used
properly. For instance, use the rolled-up newspaper if your dog chews
up something inappropriate or has a housebreaking accident. Bring the
dog over to the destroyed object (or mess), then take the rolled-up
newspaper... and hit yourself over the head as you repeat the phrase,
"I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG, I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG!"
Greg D. Moore (Strider)
"Mary Shafer" <mil...@qnet.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 01 Nov 2004 02:52:04 -0600, Pat Flannery <fla...@daktel.com>
> wrote:
>
> > Mary Shafer wrote:
> >
> > >The collies eat Canidae, a super-premium food that has been tested by
> > >feeding trials.
> >
> > These fuckers have got it made, don't they?
> > "Lassie, get real!"
>
> Hey, nothing is too good for my dogs. Except that they eat Canidae
> for my benefit, since I'm the one who has to pick up after them. It's
> a lot easier when they eat Canidae, but I'm sure no one is interested
> in the details.
Had a blind housemate years back. Those with guide dogs are required to
clean up after the dogs. In fact the dogs are trained to do their duty on
the pavement to aid in this.
> >
> > My sister's Irish Setter polished off a three pound sausage....meat,
> > skin, label, and metal end clips...after she left it alone with the
> > groceries for a half-an-hour. :-D
>
> Sausage I can understand. Salsa-flavored Doritos is another thing
> entirely. I didn't think dogs liked spicy food, but I guess I was
> wrong.
Same guide dog (did I mention it was a black lab, I love black labs...) was
begging for some Jelly Belly Jelly beans.
I had the mix that had the Jalapeno flavored one.
Offered, taken.
The dog then proceeded to make the most interesting face I've ever seen a
dog make.
Then, of course, it begged for another.
I gave it another. Again Jalapeno. Again, same strange face.
Never begged for a jelly bean again. Faster learner!
Pat Flannery
Mary Shafer wrote:
>Hey, nothing is too good for my dogs. Except that they eat Canidae
>for my benefit, since I'm the one who has to pick up after them. It's
>a lot easier when they eat Canidae, but I'm sure no one is interested
>in the details.
>
What? A floor vacuuming droid, but no poop-rob?
Pat
Alan Erskine
> It was my fault the dogs ate the bread and Doritos that they retrieved
> from the trash. That's why I had to get a new trash can. The dogs
> didn't get into any trouble. They were quite proud of their
> cleverness in scrounging such tasty food and I didn't disillusion them
> at all.
I remember a guy who posted to another group. He had squirrels and
chipmunks in his backyard and kept food for them in a large, plastic rubbish
bin. The little devils simply bit and scratched their way through the
rubbish bin to get at all the food and had a smorgasbord.
Greg D. Moore (Strider)
"Alan Erskine" <alaner...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> > It was my fault the dogs ate the bread and Doritos that they retrieved
> > from the trash. That's why I had to get a new trash can. The dogs
> > didn't get into any trouble. They were quite proud of their
> > cleverness in scrounging such tasty food and I didn't disillusion them
> > at all.
>
> I remember a guy who posted to another group. He had squirrels and
> chipmunks in his backyard and kept food for them in a large, plastic
rubbish
> bin. The little devils simply bit and scratched their way through the
> rubbish bin to get at all the food and had a smorgasbord.
Had a squirrel that ate through the boot around the stickshift in my car.
OB
OB
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