OH, BROTHER!

[Preston Duquene]

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DETROIT (Rueters) -- If you clicked
every TV news channel at 5 p.m. Friday
and couldn't find the press conference
about Jimmy Hoffa's fortune, you didn't
miss a thing,
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It simply wasn't there.
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Just minutes before the program
aired -- in which Mr. Hoffa's illegitimate
son was to get a check for $134,000,000
in inheritence for being the former Tamster
president's lone living survivor -- a hitch
developed and the check presentation
was pushed back until next week, at the
very earliest.
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Sources say just minutes before air-
time, the twin brother of the ready-to-be-
proclaimed heir came forward and
emanded that the pot be split since
he insisted he was entitled to half.
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"What a revolting development
this is," the original heir was overheard
whispering to Sean "Ins" Hannity of
Fox News.
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DETROIT (Rueters) -- Jimmy Hoffa's
long-lost illegitimate sin -- 'er, son -- will step
forward today to collect his $134,000,000
inheritence.
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The anonymous recepient has not
yet been identified but a Free Press
reporter teased us a bit by saying HE
knows that the lucky bastard is infamous
for finding petrified human remains
between coal veins and also for assuring
us there IS life after death.
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Court officials had been searching
for a living heir because Jimmy, president
of the Teamsters, had vanished without
a trace 37 years ago and members of his
entire family are now pushing up daisies.
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Mr. Hoffa's skinless cranium was found
in the stripping pit of an anthracite coal mine
in Eastern Pennsylvania earlier this week.
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http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/articles/skullbullet.jpg
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This photo shows how deep Jimmy's corpse had been buried..
Pay no attentiion to the man in the picture.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/conradshovel.jpg
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The rightful heir had come forward to
claim his birthright by presenting Michigan
authorities with lots of physical evidence
that he said he had found in his attic.
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It included a salty, very old "Happy
Birthday" card to his mother (signed
"Your Jimmy"); a few granules of Elephant
Butts tobacco which Mr. Hoffa had religiously
chewed, and an antique prophylactic (more
familiarly nown as "a rubber") containing
teeny-weeny pin hole that was kept in a
match box all these years and has been
dated used on July 28, 1975, just two days
efore Jimmy mysteriously disappered.
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The lucky bastard will be officially
identified during a nationally telecast
press conference at 5 p.m. (EST) and
a TV Guide editor said he expects
more viewers than had watched the
Presidential Debate.
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This mysterious note was inside the match box with the rubber.
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911 ALL OVER AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups#!topic/alt.military.retired/iToqf9Dqb5U
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NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFk?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
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MOONED OVER MIAMI
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f26c0c6de5c908bd
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DID JESUS HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f11131bfebc6e6ed
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org
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TIME TO END THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad/3rVk6-Kaejc
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YES, VIRGINIA, SOME DOGS "CAN" TALK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw