"VideO Madness" (Re: Lits o' w(h)inners: AUK Awards 4/07 through 4/08) "Nurse with W( O)und!!!..."
Colonel Jake
Art Deco <erfc...@usa.net>
(news:110520082050525658%erfc...@usa.net) -or-
<110520082050525658%erfc...@usa.net>
: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wran...@caballista.org>
:
: >
: >Updated.
: >
: >Winners up to 3/07 can be found at
: >(http://www.club127.net/auk/search.php)
: >
:
: [...]
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: >
: >GOLDEN KILLFILE
: >
: >04/07 Rhonda Lea Kirk
: >05/07 Sam A. Moser, A.K.A. "Yeshua is my Savior"
: >06/07 Robert E. McElwaine
: >07/07 David Tholen
: >08/07 Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
: >09/07 Not presented
: >10/07 Not presented
: >11/07 Not presented
: >12/07 Daniel Joseph Min
: >01/08 Not presented
: >02/08 Greg "Greegor" Hanson
: >03/08 alt.religion.jehovahs-witn
: >04/08 Not presented
: >
:
: One.
:
: >
: >JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
: >
: >04/07 Professeur Von TwoSteps
: >05/07 Crash Street Kidd
: >06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
: >07/07 Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
: >08/07 Charles Lysaght
: >09/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
: >10/07 Bill Hughes
: >11/07 Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
: >12/07 The Big-8 Management Board
: >01/08 Anthony X AKA Sir Tony Brandy
: >02/08 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
: >03/08 John Wenztky
: >04/08 David Tholen
: >
:
: Two.
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: >
: >BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
: >
: >04/07 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
: >05/07 Not presented
: >06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
: >07/07 David Tholen
: >08/07 Not presented
: >09/07 Alexa Cameron
: >10/07 Not presented
: >11/07 Rush Limbaugh
: >12/07 Duke the American-American
: >01/08 Not presented
: >02/08 Not presented
: >03/08 The No Salvation Army of alt.atheism
: >04/08 Not presented
: >
:
: Three.
:
: >
: >PALMJOB PADDLE
: >
: >04/07 PorchMonkey4Life
: >05/07 NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
: >06/07 Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
: >07/07 Not presented
: >08/07 Raymond Karczewski
: >09/07 David Tholen
: >10/07 Jim Riley
: >11/07 The Big-8 Management Board
: >12/07 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
: >01/08 Not presented
: >02/08 Big-8 Management Board and news.groups.proposals
: >03/08 Hagar
: >04/08 Not presented
: >
:
: Four.
:
: [...]
:
: >
: >GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
: >
: >04/07 Barbara Schwarz
: >05/07 Ed Conrad
: >06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
: >07/07 David Tholen
: >08/07 Jean-Paul Turcaud
: >09/07 Raymond Karczewski
: >10/07 Bill Hughes
: >11/07 Not presented.
: >12/07 Alexa Cameron
: >01/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
: >02/08 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
: >03/08 Usenet Freedom Fighters
: >04/08 Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
: >
:
: Five.
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: >
: >GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
: >
: >04/07 Steve Chaney
: >05/07 Not presented
: >06/07 Not presented
: >07/07 Not presented
: >08/07 David Tholen
: >09/07 Not presented
: >10/07 Not presented
: >11/07 Not presented.
: >12/07 Not presented.
: >01/08 Not presented
: >02/08 Not presented
: >03/08 Not presented
: >04/08 Not presented
: >
:
: Six.
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: >
: >TAR & FEATHERS
: >
: >04/07 Barbara Schwarz
: >05/07 Honest John
: >06/07 Not presented
: >07/07 Not presented
: >08/07 David Tholen
: >09/07 Not presented
: >10/07 Big-8 Management Board
: >11/07 Not presented.
: >12/07 Bill Hughes
: >01/08 Not presented
: >02/08 Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville
: >03/08 Gerald Newton
: >04/08 Not presented
: >
:
: Seven.
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: >
: >BUSTED URINAL AWARD
: >
: >04/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
: >05/07 Douglas "Doogie" Grant
: >06/07 Not presented
: >07/07 Hagar
: >08/07 Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
: >09/07 Tom Potter
: >10/07 Not presented
: >11/07 Ed Conrad
: >12/07 Bill Hughes
: >01/08 Carl "calrog" Rogers
: >02/08 Not presented
: >03/08 rec.sport.pro-wrestling
: >04/08 David Tholen
: >
:
: Eight.
:
: [...]
:
: >
: >BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
: >
: >04/07 PorchMonkey4Life
: >05/07 Not presented
: >06/07 The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
: >07/07 Not presented
: >08/07 Bill Hughes
: >09/07 Ed Conrad
: >10/07 Not presented
: >11/07 Not presented
: >12/07 Not presented
: >01/08 Not presented
: >02/08 John Wentzky
: >03/08 Not presented
: >04/08 David Tholen
: >
:
: Nine.
:
: [...]
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: >
: >BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
: >
: >04/07 Steve "BowTie" Young
: > - - - - trained by Lionel
: >
: >05/07 Not presented
: >
: >
: >06/07 Tom Potter
: > - - - - trained by Art Deco
: >
: >07/07 Not presented
: >
: >
: >08/07 Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne
: > - - - - trained by Gary Burnore
: >
: >09/07 Dave Tholen
: > - - - - trained by Joe Malloy
: >
: >10/07 Not presented
: >
: >
: >11/07 Not presented
: >
: >
: >12/07 Not presented
: >
: >
: >01/08 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska
: > - - - - trained by Kevin A. Cannon
: >
: >02/08 Not presented
: >
: >
: >03/08 Will Dockery
: > - - - - trained by OB of rec.arts.poems
: >
: >04/08 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
: > - - - - trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet
: >
:
: Ten.
:
: Ten new kook awards for nelohT in the past 13 months, which
: bring the grand total to 19.
:
: Go, nelohT, go!
:
You think thats goOd/bad?,
"I got 8 of them KoOk Awards?!?!?!,....,
and I'm not even a DAMNED KoOk!!! (go figure)..."
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