"BAM1MAM" (Re: No one cares....plonk <RAMD> (Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2008)) "An e-mail from a Dickhead!!!..."

[Colonel Jake]

George "Fluty" Maloney <flu...@msn.com> teh froup sneckin'coward'foOl
(news:84369f46-efeb-487b...@a23g2000hsc.googlegroups.com)
<84369f46-efeb-487b...@a23g2000hsc.googlegroups.com>
: Pinku-Sensei <pinku-...@caballista.org>
: > Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
: > (news:YICdnZPGsewW7YfV...@comcast.com)
: > <YICdnZPGsewW7YfV...@comcast.com>
: > :
: > : [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: > : [»»»xYx«««] "All Hail The FNVW" [»»»xYx«««]
: > : [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: > :
: >
: > Thank you, Joey.
: >
: > :
: > : <froups added>
: > :
: >
: > Trimmed to those with candidates on the ballot (Rauni is a
: > former regular of SPP, so it stays).
: >
: > :
: > : On Thu, 1 May 2008 21:37:27 +0000 (UTC),
: > : <fvdd6n$mp...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
: > : Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
: > : <wrang...@caballista.org> posted below:
: > :
: > : Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2008
: > : Usenet Kook Awards.
: > :
: > : ...
: > :
: > : - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
: > :
: > : BOBO AWARD
: > : (Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, one may vote on the
: > : question for /both/ candidates)
: > :
: > : Brandon and Amber Herbert
: > :
: >
: > YES
: >
: > :
: > : Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon
: > :
: >
: > YES
: >
: > :
: > : KOOK OF THE MONTH
: > :
: >
: > Greg "Greegor" Hanson
: >
: > :
: > : One of these days, Greegor will notice that, not
: > : only is he playing in the truck lane of USENET, but
: > : that he's been run over.
: > :
: > : CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
: > :
: >
: > Anthony X
: >
: >
: > Sir Tony Baloney is still trying to get someone who
: > doesn't use Google Groups anymore banned from
: > Google Groups, and crusading about it to boot.
: >
: > :
: > : COWARD OF THE MONTH
: > :
: >
: > Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
: >
: > :
: > : JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
: > :
: >
: > David Tholen
: >
: > :
: > : TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
: > :
: >
: > Douglas Grant
: >
: > :
: > : VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
: > : (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
: > :
: > : "Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form"
: > : by Alexa Cameron
: > :
: >
: > YES
: >
: > :
: > : DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
: > : (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
: > :
: > : "Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky
: > :
: >
: > YES
: >
: > :
: > : GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
: > :
: >
: > Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
: >
: > Offering money to get her online adversaries. That's
: > really crusading!
: >
: > :
: > : BUSTED URINAL AWARD
: > :
: >
: > Daniel Joseph Min
: >
: >
: > Min is such a ghoul!
: >
: > :
: > : UNABOMBER SURPRISE
: > :
: >
: > Daniel Joseph Min
: >
: > And a screeder, too!
: >
: > :
: > : 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
: > : (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
: > :
: > : Daniel Joseph Min
: > :
: >
: > YES
: >
: > :
: > : BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
: > : (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
: > :
: > : David Tholen
: > :
: >
: > YES
: >
: > :
: > : BALSA GAVEL
: > : (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
: > :
: > : Douglas Grant
: > :
: >
: > YES
: >
: > :
: > : BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
: > :
: >
: > Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter,
: > trained by Meat Plow
: >
: > My first acquaintance with Meat->Plow came from his
: > being lamed in OMH's .sig, back in 2001, when he was
: > posting as "Malkavian" out of Petitmorte.
: > That's some /old/ training!
: >
: > :
: > : PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
: > : (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
: > :
: > : "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
: > :
: >
: > YES
: >
: > :
: > : KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
: > :
: >
: > Pamela Russell
: >
: > :
: > : MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
: > :
: >
: > Bert "Bertrude" Hoff and Scott "Schattie" Abraham
: >
: > These two have been circle-jerking each other since last century.
: >
: > :
: > : OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
: > :
: >
: > Colonel Jake
: >
: >
: > I was a good tenure, Joey. Don't be sad about losing.
: > Cheer up, as AUK Mascot nominations are coming
: > up this weekend.
: >
: >
: > The polls are now closed. The votes have been
: > tabulated and the results will be announced late
: > Saturday in the Western Hemisphere.
: >
: > --
: > Pinku-Sensei
: > FNVW of AUK
: > Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
: > Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls
: > rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
: > (http://club127.net/auk/)
: >
:
: No one here cares...STFU already
:

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