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BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER

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Rev. 11D Meow!

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May 27, 2006, 5:01:22 PM5/27/06
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BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLER

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills
uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are
caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen
monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes
severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive
sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea,
vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become
dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:
* is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid
rain.
* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of
automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

CONTAMINATION IS REACHING EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every
stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is
global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In
the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property
damage.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal research.
* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce
remains contaminated by this chemical.
* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can
be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact
on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!

The American government has refused to ban the production,
distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance
to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other
military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and
designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it
during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities
receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground
distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this
dangerous chemical. What you don't know CAN hurt you and others
throughout the world. Send email to no_dhmo#NoSpam.circus.com, or a SASE to:

Coalition to Ban DHMO
211 Pearl St.
Santa Cruz CA, 95060

Max Penn

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May 27, 2006, 7:01:16 PM5/27/06
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"Rev. 11D Meow!" <Ji...@Crack.corn> wrote in message
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This is nothing but panic-mongering! I have an extremely high concentration
of DHM in my blood and have suffered absolutely no ill effects whatsoever.


Mark Probert

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May 27, 2006, 8:18:11 PM5/27/06
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If you add more you will. You are just not toxic yet.


Stovepipe

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May 28, 2006, 2:30:17 AM5/28/06
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Mark Probert <markp...@lumbercartel.com> wrote:

> > This is nothing but panic-mongering! I have an extremely high concentration
> > of DHM in my blood and have suffered absolutely no ill effects whatsoever.
>
> If you add more you will. You are just not toxic yet.

Bein' a dennist, I can tell youse that tooth enamel has an extremely low
concentration of DHMO.

A good example of just how distructive DHMO can be would be Nouvelle
Orléans or New Orleans

sort-a gives one cause to pause...

seriously,
SP

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Sumbuny

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May 29, 2006, 1:04:33 PM5/29/06
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"Stovepipe" <stove99...@ASHyahoo.ca> wrote in message
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NO kidding!

But you should see how bad it is in the schools...coaches actually *push*
this stuff on kids! Teachers actually forces kids to take it during
school...make them line up for it during recess!!!!

--
Buny

" Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be
normal."
~ Albert Camus


Dan

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May 29, 2006, 1:10:44 PM5/29/06
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"Sumbuny" <Sum...@THISSHOULDBEGONEcox.net> wrote in message
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>
>
>
> "Stovepipe" <stove99...@ASHyahoo.ca> wrote in message
> news:1hg0xw5.zkdkci1ot5wpuN%stove99...@ASHyahoo.ca...
>> Mark Probert <markp...@lumbercartel.com> wrote:
>>
>>> > This is nothing but panic-mongering! I have an extremely high
>>> > concentration
>>> > of DHM in my blood and have suffered absolutely no ill effects
>>> > whatsoever.
>>>
>>> If you add more you will. You are just not toxic yet.
>>
>> Bein' a dennist, I can tell youse that tooth enamel has an extremely low
>> concentration of DHMO.
>>
>> A good example of just how distructive DHMO can be would be Nouvelle
>> Orléans or New Orleans
>>
>> sort-a gives one cause to pause...
>
> NO kidding!
>
> But you should see how bad it is in the schools...coaches actually *push*
> this stuff on kids! Teachers actually forces kids to take it during
> school...make them line up for it during recess!!!!

Worse, look at what it does to human waste elimination. Makes people
pee, and it creates real messes in the toilet.

I am convinced that it is responsible for all the ills that befall the
netdead.

card xii


Stovepipe

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May 30, 2006, 2:26:43 AM5/30/06
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Dan <dlro...@frontiernet.net> wrote:

_Who_ has foisted this plague upon us... making kids start taking it
from an early age... causing Tsunamis and worse... parting to let some
faithful thru once in a while... dropping down upon us for fourty days
and fourty nights, ruining untold marriages in the month of May, AND:

DILUTING OUR ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES!!!!!!!!

_Who_ as beset 'la race humaine' with this evil substance????

The truth is out there....

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Raving Loonie

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May 30, 2006, 11:27:29 AM5/30/06
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Kali wrote:
> In article <oWFeg.2304$oa1...@news02.roc.ny>, posted Mon, 29
> May 2006 17:10:44 GMT, Dan dlro...@frontiernet.net says...
> I agree! But I confess that I have become addicted to it. Some
> days I do up to 64oz of the stuff. I even use a straw, because I
> can get more into me that way. I blame Summerfest for just
> giving it away to anyone who asks for it - even small children
> and aged adults!

>
> >I am convinced that it is responsible for all the ills that befall the
> >netdead.
>
> Well, the fermented agave hearts and worms are bad enough, but
> distilled with dihydrogen monoxide, it's pure poison.
<cough> <cough>

Bringing all of this, back On Topic ...

Wasn't there a rumor afoot, that flouridation was a communist plot?

Are there any 'significant' and unknown commie hideouts remaining in
the world?

Is this the Doomsday weapon and does it still exist, armed and ready to
wreak untold havoc with a dead man's trigger?

Cordially,

RL

Card XII

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May 30, 2006, 11:52:07 AM5/30/06
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"Kali" <ka...@databasix.com> wrote in message
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> In article <oWFeg.2304$oa1...@news02.roc.ny>, posted Mon, 29
> May 2006 17:10:44 GMT, Dan dlro...@frontiernet.net says...
>
>>
> I agree! But I confess that I have become addicted to it. Some
> days I do up to 64oz of the stuff. I even use a straw, because I
> can get more into me that way. I blame Summerfest for just
> giving it away to anyone who asks for it - even small children
> and aged adults!
>
>>I am convinced that it is responsible for all the ills that befall the
>>netdead.
>
> Well, the fermented agave hearts and worms are bad enough, but
> distilled with dihydrogen monoxide, it's pure poison.


What really frosts my gorns is that my aluminum foil hat doesn't
help!

card xii


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48um...@sneakemail.com

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May 31, 2006, 1:17:32 AM5/31/06
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HoPpeR© trading at 1492¥ wrote:
> On Tue, 30 May 2006 15:52:07 GMT, "Card XII"
> <blots...@sciencefrontiers.com> proclaimed to the world:

>
> >What really frosts my gorns is that my aluminum foil hat doesn't
> >help!
> >
> >card xii
>
> Don't worry. You don't need the hat to fight off this nasty poison,
> just make sure that you drink lots of distilled water and it will
> flush all that nasty dihydrogen monoxide right out of you.
>
> A bigger problem is the bioxygen contaminating our air. Nature for
> some strange reason designed our bodies so that we absorb this poison
> readily with each breath we take. It's odorless and tasteless. You
> might be taking it in right now.
>
> Be well,
>
> HoP
>
Our biggest concern should be on the dioxin portion, the part that is
two atoms, and the resulting dioxycarbide that expells. If it wasn't
for the dioxin, our bodies may be over hydrated with dihydrogen
monoxides. But to be clear, it is the sulfides that make us reek with
decomposition.

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