new movie: SPIDER, FISHING, BIRDWATCHING, HOMOSEXUAL
Archimedes Plutonium
SPIDER, FISHING, BIRDWATCHING, HOMOSEXUAL
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From: Archimedes...@dartmouth.edu (Archimedes Plutonium)
Newsgroups: sci.skeptic,soc.history.science,sci.bio.misc
Subject: SPIDERS, FISHING, BIRDWATCHING, HOMOSEXUALS.... new movie
Date: 19 Mar 1999 05:26:19 GMT
Organization: new movie by the General Hologramic Electric Plutonium
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Segment 1
I need a new movie with radiant colors, lush, radiant colors, almost
too dazzling for the eyes. For example, on a large screen to see the
mouth-parts, fangs and and face of a huge yellow and black spider come
down to kill and eat
this reincarnated human as a bee.
Our modern day special effects can make it such that the spider is
extremely scary. I prefer the huge garden spiders with their colorful
yellow and black markings and glossy body. Huge fangs and mouthparts,
and overall ugly.
What a death, by a spider, encased and then fanged and then a slow
death, alltime watching oneself die and helpless to this monsterous
spider, and then sucked dry of body fluids.
The special effects is that the bee or moth caught will juxtapose a
person for the bee or moth
That is why so many humans possess arachnaphobia. Because in several of
their past lives they were an insect, trapped in a spider web and
having gone through that horrid experience of being killed and eaten by
a spider. In their reincarnated lives as a human, their rebundled
photons/neutrinos of this past life where they were killed by a spider
is "remembered" and is reflected in this life as a human by having
arachnaphobia.
This movie has 4 segments, all 4 have the recurring theme of
reincarnation and how it has shaped and moulded our present behaviour,
attitudes and character.
Segment 2
Fishing, why so many love to fish is because they were fish in a
previous past life.
Show a colorful fish swimming in crystal clear water and show someone
fishing. Juxtapose a person for the fish, and show the fisherman catch
this fish.
It is important in this movie that each scene be remembered for its
vitality of color and its special effects.
Segment 3
Like fishing, so many people enjoy birdwatching and that is because
in one of their previous past lives their were a bird.
Show scenes of colorful bird and of a birdwatcher. Show the
juxtapositioning of a human as a bird.
Segment 4
Homosexuality is explained as having been the opposite sex in the
immediately previous past lives, where a person was of the opposite
sex for the past 3 in a row past lives and now in this life is of the
opposite sex but still remembering in the mind as the former lives. So
a man has the character of a women and a woman has the character of a
man.
In this segment show some typical social behaviour of homosexual
personalities.
I need to elaborate on all of these segments. The theme is obvious, in
that in the act of reincarnation, we remember our past lives because of
the photons/neutrinos shot into our minds, composing our minds, were
images of our past lives and instructions from our past lives directing
and guiding our behaviour in this present life. Our mind is the sum
total of these photons/neutrinos shot into our brains from the nucleus
of 231Pu. Thus, if we have arachnaphobia, is because we remember our
past being eaten by a spider. If we love to fish is because we were a
fish in one of our past lives. If we love to birdwatch is because we
were a bird in a previous life.
Now, I could have made this movie entirely on the subject of spiders.
Or I could have done the first three and deleted the homosexual. But I
want those four because of diversity and because it raises so many
questions, and because homosexuality will make it controversial and
draw charged emotions, whereas the animal scenes would be rather
neutral.
Elaboration and more later...
Lionel Bonnetier
Archimedes Plutonium wrote:
>That is why so many humans possess arachnaphobia. Because in several of
>their past lives they were an insect, trapped in a spider web and
>having gone through that horrid experience of being killed and eaten by
>a spider.
> Fishing, why so many love to fish is because they were fish in a
>previous past life.
Had I been a fish in a previous life, I would hate fishers and fishing.
Had I been an insect, I would hate birds as strongly as spiders.
What if we feared spiders because they can be dangerous?
What if we liked fishing because fish are good to eat?
What if we liked watching birds because they are marvelous flyers?
Maybe I'm way too simple minded...
-Lionel
James Kibo Parry
Archimedes Plutonium (Archimedes...@dartmouth.edu) wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> Show scenes of colorful bird and of a birdwatcher. Show the
> juxtapositioning of a human as a bird.
>
> Segment 4
>
> Homosexuality is explained as having been the opposite sex in the
> immediately previous past lives, where a person was of the opposite
> sex for the past 3 in a row past lives and now in this life is of the
> opposite sex but still remembering in the mind as the former lives. So
> a man has the character of a women and a woman has the character of a
> man.
>
> In this segment show some typical social behaviour of homosexual
> personalities.
>
> I need to elaborate on all of these segments.
Dear Archimedes Plutonium,
Shouldn't you be busy disclosing the finances of the Plutonium Atom Foundation
as required by law? You've still got a day to get those taxes filed, providing
you hurry up and invent a machine that makes time go backwards.
Just out of curiousity, how many dependents do you claim live in your head?
Also, how come you keep inventing cool things like electric velcro,
colored bleach, and wacky physics, but you can't help humanity understand
why the main tax form in the United States is number 1040 and they
skipped the first 1039?
AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH CHICKEN McNUGGETS?
-- K.
I will pay a dollar to anyone who
can coax Archie into performing at the
local comedy joint's open-mike night.