On Dec 2, 10:16 pm, "Lord Androcles, Zeroth Earl of Medway"
<LordAndroc...@December2012.org> wrote:
> "Mahipal" wrote in message
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> On Nov 25, 5:46 pm, "n...@bid.nes" <
alien8...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > You might want to check on where they took their certification exam:
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> >
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/25/15430647-cheating-scandal-...
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> >
http://tinyurl.com/cje65ne
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> > This sort of thing makes me glad I'm an autodidact.
>
> > Mark L. Fergerson
>
> I've said it before, I'll say it again, I'll say it over and over
> again... in fact just last night I was having drinks with Albert
> Einstein... he kept talking and on and on... how nothing was light...
> so I ordered me a double shot... turned to him and I emphatically
> stated in no uncertain terms... banging my empty glass hard on the
> maple wood bar... One Survives Being Educated!
>
> BarKeep, please pour me just one more. Gots to drive past the light.
>
> Enjo(y)...
> --
> Mahipalhttp://
mahipal7638.wordpress.com/meforce/
>
> One who survived being educated... I hope... how would I even know?
>
> =======================================================
> My school taught language (English), 2nd language (German),
> religion (xtianity), geography, history, mathematics, sports,
> science (physics-chemistry-biology).
> I believed English, was sceptical of German (do the German people
> REALLY say that?), disbelieved religion, was neutral on geography
> and history (political borders move, Prussia had vanished), loved
> mathematics, hated sports, believed science.
> Today I'm no longer sceptical of German, hate physical contact sports
> but enjoy competition, believe 10% science.
> I learnt chess in school and believed it, but never once read a book
> on chess. Chess is a set of artificial rules which, if broken, are no longer
> chess. Belief in chess is mandatory. Religion is a set of artificial codes
> of conduct which, if broken, is a different religion. Belief is optional.
Is it the end of the year Holiday Season feeling that forced you to
write "belief" so many times in so few lines?
In the USA, "football" got redefined and redesigned, yet we boast of
being world champions. Never admitting nobody else plays. Chess is
complicated but entirely based upon an artificial set of rules. Yet
football is the measure of being an athlete and a chess master the
height of intelligence.
> Did I survive being educated? First define education.
Please if I wanted to redefine any words, I would've majored in
physics.
What I do hear and know is that we the people have too many inadequate
teachers and we our politicians daily insist we need more. Ergo, One
survives being Educated.
Excuse me for cutting and pasting from my British Dictionary:
education |ɛdjʊˈkeɪʃ(ə)n|
noun [ mass noun ]
1 the process of receiving or giving systematic instruction,
especially at a school or university: a course of education.
• the theory and practice of teaching: colleges of education.
• [ count noun ] a body of knowledge acquired while being educated:
his education is encyclopedic and eclectic.
• information about or training in a particular subject: health
education.
2 (an education) an enlightening experience: Petrus is a good workman—
it is an education to watch him.
DERIVATIVES
educationist noun
ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: from Latin educatio(n-), from the verb educare
(see educate) .
education
noun
1 the education of children with special needs: teaching, schooling,
tuition, tutoring, instruction, coaching, training, tutelage,
drilling, preparation, guidance, indoctrination, inculcation,
enlightenment, edification, cultivation, development, improvement,
bettering.
2 a young woman of some education: learning, knowledge, literacy,
schooling, scholarship, enlightenment, cultivation, culture,
refinement; archaic letters. ANTONYMS ignorance.
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