Motion of a cat

[Commander Kinsey]

Consider a cat jogging at 5mph along the flat roof of a skyscraper. The cat is too stupid to realise it's reaching the edge, and falls off. Describe in detail the acceleration, rotation, and fear induced by the fall, and the percentage chance of survival. You may use any height of skyscraper you wish, compare different heights, and place convenient objects on the ground to aid in the cat's survival.

[sergio]

Can I consider adding small weights to the cat ? I was thinking a 90 story building, with a 3' deep wooden tub at the bottom filled with water. That
way there is no "dead cat" bounce, and if he is rotating, the lead weights will keep him at the bottom of the tub

[Peeler]

On Sat, 22 Jan 2022 15:50:23 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (aka "Commander Kinsey",
"James Wilkinson", "Steven Wanker","Bruce Farquar", "Fred Johnson, etc.),
the pathological resident idiot and attention whore of all the uk ngs,
blathered again:

<FLUSH the subnormal sociopathic trolling attention whore's latest
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"the piss poor delivery boy with no hot running water, 11 cats and
several parrots living in his hovel."
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"What are you resurrecting that old post of mine for? It's from last
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[Rod Speed]

Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote

We know they go splat because early on with covid in china,
the chinese were tossing their cats out the window, quite
literally and there were lots of splatted cat corpses.

They are now doing it with hamsters in HongKong, so
you had better not go there and keep fucking parrots.

[Commander Kinsey]

That's possible, but be careful this now looks like murder not suicide or accidental death.

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sat, 22 Jan 2022 18:05:37 -0000, Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
>
>> Consider a cat jogging at 5mph along the flat roof of a skyscraper. The
>> cat is too stupid to realise it's reaching the edge, and falls off.
>> Describe in detail the acceleration, rotation, and fear induced by the
>> fall, and the percentage chance of survival. You may use any height of
>> skyscraper you wish, compare different heights, and place convenient
>> objects on the ground to aid in the cat's survival.
>
> We know they go splat because early on with covid in china,
> the chinese were tossing their cats out the window, quite
> literally and there were lots of splatted cat corpses.

They probably did something to them or threw them a certain way, because cats survive falling 32 storeys.

[Rod Speed]

Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote

> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>> Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote

>>> Consider a cat jogging at 5mph along the flat roof of a skyscraper.
>>> The
>>> cat is too stupid to realise it's reaching the edge, and falls off.
>>> Describe in detail the acceleration, rotation, and fear induced by the
>>> fall, and the percentage chance of survival. You may use any height of
>>> skyscraper you wish, compare different heights, and place convenient
>>> objects on the ground to aid in the cat's survival.
>>
>> We know they go splat because early on with covid in china,
>> the chinese were tossing their cats out the window, quite
>> literally and there were lots of splatted cat corpses.
>
> They probably did something to them

Yeah, tossed them out the window.

> or threw them a certain way,

Unlikely that they held them by their feet and tossed them
that way, or grabbed the tail and swung them out that way.

> because cats survive falling 32 storeys.

Bullshit.

[Peeler]

On Sun, 23 Jan 2022 05:05:37 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
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Birdbrain: "But imagine how cool it was to own slaves."

Senile Rodent: "Yeah, right. Feed them, clothe them, and fix them when
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After all, you paid good money for them. Then you've got to keep an eye
on them all the time."

Birdbrain: "Better than having to give them wages on top of that."

Senile Rodent: "Specially when they make more slaves for you
and produce their own food and clothes."

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[Peeler]

On Sun, 23 Jan 2022 05:32:41 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent

Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
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[rbowman]

My college magazine had a cartoon probably stolen from someplace. Two
guys are standing on a bridge with one saying 'See I told you it would
land on its feet'. The cat was indeed feet down under the bridge, with
the leg bones protruding from the fur at the elbow joints.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/animals-cats_always_land_on_their_feet-cats-felines-pets-pet_cats-tcrn933_low.jpg

Not quite the same but the best an image search came up with.

[Peeler]

On Sat, 22 Jan 2022 12:22:11 -0700, lowbrowwoman, the endlessly driveling,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blabbered again:

> My college magazine had a cartoon probably stolen from someplace.

Oh, FUCK! This bigmouthed senile cretin and braggart can't stop!

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[Commander Kinsey]

I'm sure they pushed them in some way (as the cat would have been fighting back), not the same as the cat gently slipping over the edge.

>> because cats survive falling 32 storeys.
>
> Bullshit.

https://kittyclysm.com/how-far-can-a-cat-fall/

[Commander Kinsey]

Looks like Garfield since he's orange. Garfield wasn't the brightest of cats.

[Rod Speed]

Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>> Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
>>> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>>>> Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote

>>>>> Consider a cat jogging at 5mph

Cats dont jog, stupid.

>>>>> along the flat roof of a skyscraper.
>>>>> The
>>>>> cat is too stupid to realise it's reaching the edge, and falls off.
>>>>> Describe in detail the acceleration, rotation, and fear induced by
>>>>> the
>>>>> fall, and the percentage chance of survival. You may use any height
>>>>> of
>>>>> skyscraper you wish, compare different heights, and place convenient
>>>>> objects on the ground to aid in the cat's survival.
>>>>
>>>> We know they go splat because early on with covid in china,
>>>> the chinese were tossing their cats out the window, quite
>>>> literally and there were lots of splatted cat corpses.
>>>
>>> They probably did something to them
>>
>> Yeah, tossed them out the window.
>>
>>> or threw them a certain way,
>>
>> Unlikely that they held them by their feet and tossed them
>> that way, or grabbed the tail and swung them out that way.
>
> I'm sure they pushed them in some way (as the cat would have been
> fighting back),

Not necessarily.

> not the same as the cat gently slipping over the edge.

Doesnt happen.

>>> because cats survive falling 32 storeys.
>>
>> Bullshit.
>
> https://kittyclysm.com/how-far-can-a-cat-fall/

Just because some pig ignorant fool claims something...

[Peeler]

On Sun, 23 Jan 2022 09:33:13 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent

Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
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Birdbrain: "He's not American."

Senile Rodent: "Didn't notice Slick shooting anyone."

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[rbowman]

In my less mellow days I was reading on a second floor back porch when
the downstairs neighbor's cat got annoying. I put the cat in a paper
grocery sack and dropped him off the porch.

The cat was back within two minutes and said 'That was fun. Can we do it
again?' I gave up at that point.

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sat, 22 Jan 2022 22:33:13 -0000, Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
>> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>>> Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
>>>> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>>>>> Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
>
>>>>>> Consider a cat jogging at 5mph
>
> Cats dont jog, stupid.

WTF would you call it then? I meant a medium speed, not the fastest they can run at if scared, and not the slow movement when trying to catch prey.

>>>>>> along the flat roof of a skyscraper.
>>>>>> The
>>>>>> cat is too stupid to realise it's reaching the edge, and falls off.
>>>>>> Describe in detail the acceleration, rotation, and fear induced by
>>>>>> the
>>>>>> fall, and the percentage chance of survival. You may use any height
>>>>>> of
>>>>>> skyscraper you wish, compare different heights, and place convenient
>>>>>> objects on the ground to aid in the cat's survival.
>>>>>
>>>>> We know they go splat because early on with covid in china,
>>>>> the chinese were tossing their cats out the window, quite
>>>>> literally and there were lots of splatted cat corpses.
>>>>
>>>> They probably did something to them
>>>
>>> Yeah, tossed them out the window.
>>>
>>>> or threw them a certain way,
>>>
>>> Unlikely that they held them by their feet and tossed them
>>> that way, or grabbed the tail and swung them out that way.
>>
>> I'm sure they pushed them in some way (as the cat would have been
>> fighting back),
>
> Not necessarily.
>
>> not the same as the cat gently slipping over the edge.
>
> Doesnt happen.

Cats never walk off window ledges?

>>>> because cats survive falling 32 storeys.
>>>
>>> Bullshit.
>>
>> https://kittyclysm.com/how-far-can-a-cat-fall/
>
> Just because some pig ignorant fool claims something...

I've heard it everywhere.

[Commander Kinsey]

Enclose the cat in a pillowcase, make sure you're wearing thick gloves, and hold it underwater until it stops moving. I did that to one of mine when he was old and sick and whining in pain. Drowning seemed the nicest thing to do to him.

[Rod Speed]

Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>> Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
>>> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>>>> Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
>>>>> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>>>>>> Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
>>
>>>>>>> Consider a cat jogging at 5mph
>>
>> Cats dont jog, stupid.
>
> WTF would you call it then?

Walking, stupid.

> I meant a medium speed,

They dont do that, they stroll except when a car is coming
or a dog shows up and neither happens very often at all
on the roof of a skyscraper for some odd reason.

> not the fastest they can run at if scared, and notthe slow movement

> when trying to catch prey.

Its called walking.

Nope, they jump off those.

>>>>> because cats survive falling 32 storeys.
>>>>
>>>> Bullshit.
>>>
>>> https://kittyclysm.com/how-far-can-a-cat-fall/
>>
>> Just because some pig ignorant fool claims something...
>
> I've heard it everywhere.

Just because fools mindlessly repeat what some fool claimed...

[rbowman]

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/51675/hurt-hawks

Jeffers is one of my favorite poets. He opposed the US entry into WWII
and was a victim of cancel culture before cancel culture was kool.

[Dick's DriveIn]

> > Drowning seemed the nicest thing to do to [ the dying cat ].

Drowning is nasty, vicious & painful.

Better to apply pressure to the artery leading to the brain; or
flood a (Sarco) pod with nitrogen, reducing the oxygen level.

Either way, it takes 10 (peaceful) minutes.

[sergio]

ok, Lead weights it is, now how about doubling the odds, by attaching two cats together using a short rope between the collars ?

[Peeler]

On Sun, 23 Jan 2022 14:20:50 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent

Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

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[Peeler]

On Sat, 22 Jan 2022 18:30:39 -0700, lowbrowwoman, the endlessly driveling,

troll-feeding, senile idiot, blabbered again:

> In my less mellow days I was reading on a second floor

Oh, fuck! The senile bigmouth starts again with one of his senile stories
about his glorious self!

[Peeler]

On Sat, 22 Jan 2022 20:35:48 -0700, lowbrowwoman, the endlessly driveling,

troll-feeding, senile idiot, blabbered again:

> https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/51675/hurt-hawks
>
> Jeffers is one of my favorite poets.

Believe it or not, but I was just about to ask a great guy like you what his
favourite poet was! You simply ARE such an interesting gorgeous person,
gossip girl! Yeah! LMAO

[Brian Gaff (Sofa)]

Why?

Brian

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[Peeler]

On Sun, 23 Jan 2022 09:19:42 -0000, Brainless & Daft, the notorious,
troll-feeding senile idiot, blathered again:

> Why?
>
> Brainless & Daft

Just what kind of a sick troll-feeding asshole are you, you disgusting blind
mole?

[RobH]

On 22/01/2022 15:50, Commander Kinsey wrote:
> Consider a cat jogging at 5mph along the flat roof of a skyscraper.  The
> cat is too stupid to realise it's reaching the edge, and falls off.
> Describe in detail the acceleration, rotation, and fear induced by the
> fall, and the percentage chance of survival.  You may use any height of
> skyscraper you wish, compare different heights, and place convenient
> objects on the ground to aid in the cat's survival.

Why would you want a cat to do that, just use any human to jump or fall
from a 10th of the height of any skyscraper, there would be less chance
of survival!

[Peeler]

On Sun, 23 Jan 2022 23:00:32 +0000, RobH, another mentally challenged,
troll-feeding, senile asshole, blathered:

> Why would you want a cat to do that, just use any human to jump or fall
> from a 10th of the height of any skyscraper, there would be less chance
> of survival!

LOL You senile assholes don't realize that after a short while you keep
sounding as idiotic as the idiotic troll you keep feeding! Such is the
"power" of the troll's stupidity! LOL

[Clutterfreak]

No not "any" human! Use Archimedes Plutonium. It is secretly what he
wants anyway.

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[Commander Kinsey]

I'd get into more trouble if I used a human, and they're harder to persuade.

[Clutterfreak]

Easy fix, Commander. Use your own self. You may be able to find people
in sci.physics who'd "persuade" you in doing that as well.

[The Natural Philosopher]

If you can change sex or skin color by merely choosing what you want,
levitation as a method of avoiding hitting the grounds is equally a
matter of simple choice. Black Lives Matter told me so. So it must be true.

--
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hypothesis!”

Mary Wollstonecraft

[Fredxx]

If you have such a chip on your shoulder, try taking colloidal silver:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDz75iaSW2s

[Commander Kinsey]

You misspelt BLM. It's BCM.

[Commander Kinsey]

But I need to be alive to collate the results.

[Rod Speed]

Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
> Clutterfreak <clutterfre...@gmail.com> wrote
>> Commander Kinsey wrote
>>> RobH <r...@despammer.com> wrote

>>>> Commander Kinsey wrote

>>>>> Consider a cat jogging at 5mph along the flat roof of a skyscraper.
>>>>> The
>>>>> cat is too stupid to realise it's reaching the edge, and falls off.
>>>>> Describe in detail the acceleration, rotation, and fear induced by
>>>>> the
>>>>> fall, and the percentage chance of survival. You may use any height
>>>>> of
>>>>> skyscraper you wish, compare different heights, and place convenient
>>>>> objects on the ground to aid in the cat's survival.
>>>>
>>>> Why would you want a cat to do that, just use any human to jump or
>>>> fall
>>>> from a 10th of the height of any skyscraper, there would be less
>>>> chance
>>>> of survival!
>>>
>>> I'd get into more trouble if I used a human, and they're harder to
>>> persuade.
>>
>> Easy fix, Commander. Use your own self. You may be able to find people
>> in sci.physics who'd "persuade" you in doing that as well.
>
> But I need to be alive to collate the results.

Nope, even you could get someone else to document your fall.

[Peeler]

On Tue, 25 Jan 2022 08:29:14 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent

[Clutterfreak]

No, you need to be dead. We'll take care of the experiment and the result.

[Commander Kinsey]

But I want to know the result. I'll do it if you promise to go back in time and tell me.

[Clutterfreak]

Oh we'll _tell_ you the result!

[Commander Kinsey]

You're adding too many variables. Do the cats hate each other? Will they co-operate or argue over the best way to land? Will one try to land on top of the other?

[Commander Kinsey]

Because I hate cats.


On Sun, 23 Jan 2022 09:19:42 -0000, Brian Gaff (Sofa) <bri...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

> Why?
>
> Brian

[Arindam Banerjee]

On Sunday, 23 January 2022 at 02:50:30 UTC+11, Commander Kinsey wrote:
> Consider a cat jogging at 5mph along the flat roof of a skyscraper. The cat is too stupid to realise it's reaching the edge, and falls off. Describe in detail the acceleration, rotation, and fear induced by the fall, and the percentage chance of survival. You may use any height of skyscraper you wish, compare different heights, and place convenient objects on the ground to aid in the cat's survival.

What if the cats as suicide bombers destroy skyscrapers instead?

Exactly how should the skyscraper fall if there is a cat with a nuke which goes boom somewhere half way up?

[Commander Kinsey]

The midsection would be blown to one side, splitting it in half. The top half would rotate, as the bottom of the top has been pushed. The bottom half, well that depends how strong it is.

How big a nuke can you fit to a cat?

[Commander Kinsey]

On Mon, 24 Jan 2022 23:55:43 -0000, Marilyn Manson <comawhit...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Monday, January 24, 2022 at 6:44:35 PM UTC-5, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> On Mon, 24 Jan 2022 23:22:38 -0000, Marilyn Manson <comawhit...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > On Monday, January 24, 2022 at 3:29:56 PM UTC-5, Rod Speed wrote:
>> >> Marilyn Manson <comawhit...@gmail.com> wrote
>> >> > Rod Speed wrote
>> >> >> charles <cha...@candehope.me.uk> wrote
>> >> >> > Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>> >> >> >> soup <inv...@invalid.com> wrote
>> >> >> >>> Rod Speed wrote
>> >> >> >> >> Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote
>> >> >> >>>>> soup <inv...@invalid.com> wrote
>> >> >> >>>>>> Rod Speed wrote
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>>>> Cats can get infected with covid and infect their owners.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>>> Can they?
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Yep, but not very often. Mink much more often.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Hamsters too, thats why HongKong is killing theirs.
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>>> From :-
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> https://www.cats.org.uk/help-and-advice/coronavirus/faqs-about-coronavirus-covid-19-and-cats
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>>> "There is currently no evidence that cats can transmit
>> >> >> >> COVID-19
>> >> >> >> >>>> to
>> >> >> >> >>>> humans and so owners should not worry unnecessarily. Given
>> >> >> >> >>>> the lack of transmission there are currently no plans to
>> >> >> >> >>>> vaccinate cats
>> >> >> >> >>>> against COVID-19. "
>> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >>> Just because some cat lover claims something...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> And anyway, regardless of whether it happens or not, that's why
>> >> >> the
>> >> >> >> >> chinese were tossing cats out their windows in high rise
>> >> >> buildings.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > I wasn't 'saying' anything about Chinese Cat chuckers .
>> >> >> >> > I was replying to your statement that, Cat's infect their owners .
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Have fun spelling out why the virus cant move between an infected cat
>> >> >> >> and a human.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > same reason that it did/didn't move between a bat and a human
>> >>
>> >> >> Nope, different virus in bats and humans.
>> >>
>> >> >> And hardly anyone associates with bats like they do with cats too.
>> >>
>> >> > These guys do...
>> >>
>> >> > https://www.fortworthcats.org/#intro
>> >> I said HARDLY ANYONE for a reason, stupid.
>> >
>> > Hey, fuckwit, show me where I argued with you.
>> >
>> > You said "hardly anyone" so I posted something that proofs you
>> > were right. Are you such an asshole that you can't even see when
>> > someone is agreeing with you?
>> >
>> > Here's another example...
>> >
>> > https://media.giphy.com/media/C2vRvs4ctWWVcBcPxf/giphy.gif
>> Wow you really are thick. Why did you reply to Rod in alt.home.repair? He only reads uk.d-i-y. Please learn how to use a computer before operating one.
>
> Hey, shit-for-brains...how did he read my reply - and every other post I've ever
> sent in his direction - in a.h.r?
>
> When you walk off that roof, take your computer with you. You obviously
> don't know how things work.

It's how Rod works that matters. I've mentioned idiots like you before, so he probably subscribed there to see all you morons that think Google Groups is a newsreader.

[Rod Speed]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 10:36:05 +1100, Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com>

You have no fucking idea how I work, or how anything works either.

> I've mentioned idiots like you before, so he probably subscribed there
> to see all you morons that think Google Groups is a newsreader.

I've been posting there for years, fuckwit.

Nothing whatever to do with you.

[Peeler]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 10:49:50 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent

Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
blather>

--

Another typical retarded conversation between our two village idiots,
Birdbrain and Rodent Speed:

Birdbrain: "You beat me to it. Plain sex is boring."

Senile Rodent: "Then fuck the cats. That wont be boring."

Birdbrain: "Sell me a de-clawing tool first."

Senile Rodent: "Wont help with the teeth."

Birdbrain: "They've never gone for me with their mouths."

Rodent Speed: "They will if you are stupid enough to try fucking them."

Birdbrain: "No, they always use claws."

Rodent Speed: "They wont if you try fucking them. Try it and see."

Message-ID: <g3cjf7...@mid.individual.net>

[Clutterfreak]

On 1/27/2022 3:51 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
> Because I hate cats.


It takes maturity to love cats.

If you're past 18 you never matured. Go jump off a tall building. Do
yourself a favor.

[Sylvia Else]

On 23-Jan-22 2:50 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
> Consider a cat jogging at 5mph along the flat roof of a skyscraper.  The
> cat is too stupid to realise it's reaching the edge, and falls off.
> Describe in detail the acceleration, rotation, and fear induced by the
> fall, and the percentage chance of survival.  You may use any height of
> skyscraper you wish, compare different heights, and place convenient
> objects on the ground to aid in the cat's survival.

Why?

[Commander Kinsey]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 00:57:56 -0000, Clutterfreak <clutterfre...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 1/27/2022 3:51 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> Because I hate cats.
>
> It takes maturity to love cats.
>
> If you're past 18 you never matured. Go jump off a tall building. Do
> yourself a favor.

Mature people prefer a more intelligent animal. A cat is even less intelligent than a dog.

And it's favour, please learn to use English correctly. American is not a language.

[Commander Kinsey]

Amusement.

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 23 Jan 2022 04:30:50 -0000, Dick's DriveIn <Di...@jeff-relf.me> wrote:

>> > Drowning seemed the nicest thing to do to [ the dying cat ].
>
> Drowning is nasty, vicious & painful.
>
> Better to apply pressure to the artery leading to the brain; or
> flood a (Sarco) pod with nitrogen, reducing the oxygen level.
>
> Either way, it takes 10 (peaceful) minutes.

Drowning doesn't take long, it's how I'd kill myself. Swim to the middle of a lake, then swim directly down until you run out of air. You'd never make it back up in time, and are therefore guaranteed to die. Jump off a bridge and you'll probably just make yourself disabled.

[Rod Speed]

Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote
> Clutterfreak <clutterfre...@gmail.com> wrote

>> Commander Kinsey wrote

>>> Because I hate cats.

>> It takes maturity to love cats.

>> If you're past 18 you never matured. Go jump off a tall building. Do
>> yourself a favor.

> Mature people prefer a more intelligent animal.

How odd that those with uni degrees have more cats than those who dont
have uni degrees.

> A cat is even less intelligent than a dog.

Depends on how you define intelligence. Few dogs are smart
enough to have human slaves.

<reams of your pathetic excuse for trolling that any 3 year old could
leave for dead>

[Rod Speed]

Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com> wrote

We dont care how you do it, just do it, soon.

[Clutterfreak]

Prefer? Who are you kidding? What you are trying to say is that immature
individuals can only handle animals who are more responsive towards
their owners' limitations. A cat recognizes you, very fast, to be an
immature nuisance and right away treats you like that. A dog is more
patient, so many immature individuals tend to keep dogs than cats.

You're a sick motherfucker. You know it, and I know it.

[Clutterfreak]

On 1/27/2022 7:46 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
> Drowning doesn't take long, it's how I'd kill myself.  Swim to the
> middle of a lake, then swim directly down until you run out of air.
> You'd never make it back up in time, and are therefore guaranteed to die.

Also fill your pockets with lots of stones aka Joaquin Phoenix in "You
Were Never Really Here."

Do that. Die. You're not worth the molecules that comprise you. At least
get parts of yourself eaten by cannibals. Be of some use.

[Peeler]

On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 20:59:43 -0600, Clutterfreak, yet another typical
troll-feeding senile moron, driveled:

> Prefer? Who are you kidding? What you are trying to say is that immature
> individuals can only handle animals who are more responsive towards
> their owners' limitations. A cat recognizes you, very fast, to be an

He can say anything he wants as he's a KNOWN clinically insane trolling
sociopath! Everyone who is not senile can recognize him for what he is!

[Peeler]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 12:27:17 +1100, Sylvia Else, yet another demented
troll-feeding senile idiot, asked the troll:


> Why?

Yep, that's the way to keep the troll going: answer the dumbest baits he
sets out for you assorted senile morons in these ngs. <BG>

[Peeler]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 13:45:07 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent

Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
blather>

--

Typical retarded "conversation" between the Scottish wanker and the senile
Ozzietard:

Birdbrain: "Horse shit doesn't stink."

Senile Rodent: "It does if you roll in it."

Birdbrain: "I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters
that made stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian human shit stink? Is it
just the fact that we're capable of digesting meat?"

Senile Rodent: "Nope, some cow shit stinks too."

Message-ID: <fv5f1t...@mid.individual.net>

[Peeler]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 13:34:02 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent

Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
blather>

--

TYPICAL retarded "conversation" between sociopath Rodent and sociopath
Birdbrain from August 26th 2018:

Birdbrain: "I have one head but 5 fingers."

Senile Rodent: "Obvious lie. You hairy legged cross dressers are so inbred
that you all have two heads."

Birdbrain: "You're the one that likes hairy legs remember?"

Senile Rodent: "The problem isnt the hairy legs, it's the gross inbreeding
that
produces two headed unemployables like you."

Birdbrain: "So why did you mention hairy legs?"

Senile Rodent: "Because that's what those who arent actually stupid enough
to shave their legs have."

Birdbrain: "You only have hairy legs if both of the following are true:
1) You're quite far back on the evolutionary scale.
2) You haven't learned what a razor is for."

Senile Rodent: "Only a terminal fuckwit or a woman shaves their legs."

Birdbrain: "There is literally zero point in having hair all over your
body."

Senile Rodent: "There is even less point in wasting your time changing what
you are born with."

MID: <fugfg5...@mid.individual.net>

[Commander Kinsey]

You're quite transparent.

>> I've mentioned idiots like you before, so he probably subscribed there
>> to see all you morons that think Google Groups is a newsreader.
>
> I've been posting there for years, fuckwit.
>
> Nothing whatever to do with you.

I never see you there.

[Commander Kinsey]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 16:44:41 -0000, Marilyn Manson <comawhit...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 8:33:30 PM UTC-5, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 00:43:46 -0000, Marilyn Manson <comawhit...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 6:25:10 PM UTC-5, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> >> On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 22:40:14 -0000, Marilyn Manson <comawhit...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 4:36:11 PM UTC-5, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> >> >> On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 19:58:47 -0000, Marilyn Manson <comawhit...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > On Thursday, January 27, 2022 at 2:01:04 PM UTC-5, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> >> >> >> On Thu, 27 Jan 2022 14:53:48 -0000, rbowman <bow...@montana.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > On 01/26/2022 07:03 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> There's a woman who lives a mile from me who often finds her cat a mile
>> >> >> >> >> the other side of me in a farm. The stupid thing decided to make it's
>> >> >> >> >> home in my house along with my cats. The conversation I had with her
>> >> >> >> >> was amusing:
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > I don't ask the cat where he goes. When I was coming in one evening a
>> >> >> >> > woman asked me if the cat had any food sensitivities. I told her he was
>> >> >> >> > on a see food diet. She feeds some of the neighborhood cats.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > I'd kept a few cans of cat food in case a cat came around and got more
>> >> >> >> > variety until this one staked his area out. I definitely don't consider
>> >> >> >> > him my cat. I suppose I might be more possessive if I'd paid money for
>> >> >> >> > some fancy breed. I was amazed that people actually sell cats.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> My first cat was my next door neighbour's. I asked virtually everyone in
>> >> >> >> the street except her if they knew whose it was. Because I knew she had
>> >> >> >> a dog.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > That's a really stupid reason not to ask her.
>> >> >> Not owning a cat is a very sensible reason not to ask if it's her cat.
>> >> >
>> >> > Stop lying. Look up. ^
>> >> >
>> >> > You said the reason was "Because I knew she had a dog."
>> >> >
>> >> > That's a really stupid reason not to ask her if it was her cat.
>> >> Most people do not own cats and dogs. And I knew she didn't have a cat, but you didn't bother to ask for that information, because you have OCD.
>> >
>> > Let's try this again..
>> >
>> > You: "I asked virtually everyone in the street except her if they knew whose
>> > it was. Because I knew she had a dog."
>> >
>> > The fact that she has a dog means she couldn't possibly know whose cat
>> > it was? Or maybe even own a cat? WTF?
>> Since I'd asked most people, I was looking for the owner, not someone who knew of them.
>> > https://www.statista.com/chart/25487/household-with-different-types-of-pets-in-the-us/
>> >
>> > "How many people have both cats and dogs?
>> >
>> > In 2018, the survey concluded that 61 percent of U.S. households
>> > owned a pet. In 33 percent of cases, this was a dog, 14 percent of
>> > households owned both dogs and cats and 11 percent owned just
>> > cats. According to this survey, only four percent of households
>> > had other combinations of pets."
>> >
>> > *Most* is not all.
>> She doesn't live in the US. There are places outside your godforsaken country.
>
> Show me the stats (with a cite) for whatever shithole you live in.

I don't need stats to see what happens in my street.
Stop removing newsgroups.

[Commander Kinsey]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 02:59:43 -0000, Clutterfreak <clutterfre...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 1/27/2022 7:34 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 00:57:56 -0000, Clutterfreak
>> <clutterfre...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 1/27/2022 3:51 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>>>> Because I hate cats.
>>>
>>> It takes maturity to love cats.
>>>
>>> If you're past 18 you never matured. Go jump off a tall building. Do
>>> yourself a favor.
>>
>> Mature people prefer a more intelligent animal. A cat is even less
>> intelligent than a dog.
>>
>> And it's favour, please learn to use English correctly. American is not
>> a language.
>
> Prefer? Who are you kidding? What you are trying to say is that immature
> individuals can only handle animals who are more responsive towards
> their owners' limitations. A cat recognizes you, very fast, to be an
> immature nuisance and right away treats you like that. A dog is more
> patient, so many immature individuals tend to keep dogs than cats.

No, I'm saying mature people prefer an animal which is also mature.

> You're a sick motherfucker. You know it, and I know it.

Nothing sick in what I said above.

[Rod Speed]

How odd that you fucked up completely with your stupid
pig ignorant claim that I dont read and post in that group.

>>> I've mentioned idiots like you before, so he probably subscribed there
>>> to see all you morons that think Google Groups is a newsreader.
>>
>> I've been posting there for years, fuckwit.
>>
>> Nothing whatever to do with you.
>
> I never see you there.

Only because you have wanked yourself completely blind.

I have been posting there for FAR longer than you have.

[Peeler]

On Sat, 29 Jan 2022 09:28:21 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent

Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
blather>

--

[Commander Kinsey]

On Fri, 28 Jan 2022 03:20:11 -0000, Clutterfreak <clutterfre...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 1/27/2022 7:46 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> Drowning doesn't take long, it's how I'd kill myself. Swim to the
>> middle of a lake, then swim directly down until you run out of air.
>> You'd never make it back up in time, and are therefore guaranteed to die.
>
>
> Also fill your pockets with lots of stones aka Joaquin Phoenix in "You
> Were Never Really Here."
>
> Do that. Die. You're not worth the molecules that comprise you. At least
> get parts of yourself eaten by cannibals. Be of some use.

State reasoning you want to kill me.

[mitchr...@gmail.com]

If the cat goes still on its world line it will have its fastest frame time...

[5tft]

On Sun, 30 Jan 2022 06:37:00 +1100, Commander Kinsey <C...@nospam.com>
wrote:

You are a dole bludging parasite and pathetic excuse for a troll.

[Peeler]

On Sun, 30 Jan 2022 06:41:09 +1100, 5tft, better known as cantankerous
trolling senile geezer Rodent Speed, wrote:


<FLUSH the two subnormal sociopathic cretins' endless absolutely idiotic
blather>

--

Another typical retarded "conversation" between the two resident idiots:

Birdbrain: "But imagine how cool it was to own slaves."

Senile Rodent: "Yeah, right. Feed them, clothe them, and fix them when
they're broken.
After all, you paid good money for them. Then you've got to keep an eye
on them all the time."

Birdbrain: "Better than having to give them wages on top of that."

Senile Rodent: "Specially when they make more slaves for you
and produce their own food and clothes."

MID: <fvlcdc...@mid.individual.net>

[chrisv]

Peeler wrote:

>On Sun, 30 Jan 2022 06:41:09 +1100, 5tft, better known as cantankerous
>trolling senile geezer Rodent Speed, wrote:

LOL "Rodent Speed"

[Ed Pawlowski]

He is what kill files are for. Use it.

[Commander Kinsey]

Practise what you preach, you really are thick. YOU READ MY FUCKING POST!!!! Jesus H Christ!

[Commander Kinsey]

[Aussie sock flushed where it belongs]

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sat, 29 Jan 2022 19:39:47 -0000, mitchr...@gmail.com <mitchr...@gmail.com> wrote:

> If the cat goes still on its world line it will have its fastest frame time...

Nobody ingratiates superfluous rescinding technology.