What if (on Old People)

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Nov 23, 2009, 4:22:32 PM11/23/09

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I was born in 2/9/28 so I am old.(speak the truth) I am also clever,and
know my "Pulse Fusion machine" needs to much money to build(it would
take a Gates) I have this idea. A lift for old people. Its a great
invention. I need capital(not big bucks) to get it into production. Can
anyone help me Bert

Sam Wormley

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Nov 23, 2009, 4:57:37 PM11/23/09

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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
> I was born in 2/9/28 so I am old.(speak the truth) I am also clever,and

> know my "Pulse Fusion machine" needs to[o] much money to build(it would

> take a Gates) I have this idea. A lift for old people. Its a great
> invention. I need capital(not big bucks) to get it into production. Can
> anyone help me Bert
>

I thought you didn't have long to live and were going over the falls
up north in your home-made boat.

Uncle Al

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:16:13 PM11/23/09

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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
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> I was born in 2/9/28

[snip whining crap]

and borne ever since.

> I am also clever

1) http://maaadddog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/dumbass.jpg

2) http://www.apa.org/journals/features/psp7761121.pdf

3) idiot

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Ray Vickson

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Nov 23, 2009, 8:29:07 PM11/23/09

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On Nov 23, 1:22 pm, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> I was born in 2/9/28

So, were you born on February 9 or September 2?

R.G. Vickson

HardySpicer

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Nov 24, 2009, 12:45:35 AM11/24/09

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What do you need, euthanasia?

tj Frazir

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Nov 24, 2009, 1:50:20 AM11/24/09

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Pults fusion dont work because its an impact reation not a chain
reaction

http://community.webtv.net/GravityPhysics/WhaleSteamEngineA

_...@jeff_relf.seattle.invalid

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:53:30 AM11/24/09

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Bert was born in Boston at the start of 19'28 ( February 9^th ).

He has a bad foot ( from diabetes, hence the " lift for old people " ).

Also, he thinks he might die in a shoot-out with his county Sheriff.

Aleph

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Nov 24, 2009, 5:16:49 AM11/24/09

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On Tuesday 24 November 2009 06:50, in
<26230-4B0...@storefull-3113.bay.webtv.net>, tj Frazir sat down and
wrote the following words of wisdom:

> Pults fusion dont work because its an impact reation not a chain
> reaction

Where is the money you promised the idiot Relf?

You are a lying fantasist.

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G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:59:53 PM11/24/09

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Uncle al (of Irvine) My web could not get into the last site. First site
gave me a smile. I know I am clever,for I know your type. Had an uncle
Ernie I lived with as a kid and you are his clone. I loved him,but
moved out and slept on Revere beach. Should I plunk you for being
nasty? Can't do it Bert

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:52:12 PM11/24/09

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Sam no due date on my death unless Bob Hansel pulls the triger. My idea
would keep people like my late wife Ruth going into a nursing home at
75,000 bucks a year.home It has every day uses for the old and weak.
Bert

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Nov 24, 2009, 3:17:01 PM11/24/09

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Jeff You know me well. I can still do stuff. Swim a long distance (about
half mile) Standing up and pacing as I type this. like to keep moving
and that is my exercise. Wash and wax cars rather than do push ups Eat
lots and lots of MSP to keep my cells from slowing down. Fact is I
lived to long. Got my heaven and hell right here on Earth,as my mother
told me I would. My house is green I just turned grey,because I gave up
eating MSP. Hearing was first to go Eyes about 20 x 60 All my friends
and doctors are now dead. I have you Jeff and about 5 other virtual
internet friends. I like that Bert