The Texas Cannonball Express

[Kevin]

It kind of goes without saying that a 20-something year old supervisor
has no business managing the impetulance of a 50 year old college
graduate with military service. I guess Gotti would say that it is not
safe to lead with one's heart but that is what I do best. One should
never lie about one's military service in polite company.:

France-1
Texas-0

I can't be a pikeman anymore because cannonball trumps pikeman. Texas
is such a non entity in the world of politic... Whatever it is that
Texas wants, then you can be sure that the opposite thing is the
better course of action. Texas wants to be gay but not gay spirited...
I can't be gay spirited so I guess I have to be infectiously gay
spirited instead. Annise Parker is really the only bright spot on the
Texas political map. Lesbians all have academic rivals. Who is Annise
Parker's academic rival? That would be none other than yours truly.
Previous to this my philosophy teacher was my academic rival. My
philosophy teacher and his academic rival are the biggest losers... If
you believe John Locke then you are mentally ill. My philosophy
teacher's academic rival flips between extreme sadism and being a
scared frozen little girl. So if I'm not a pikeman anymore, then what
am I? An infectiously gay spirited Samarai Knight, Sir Kevin, is
weilding a blade that can cut through four human torsos... and
cannonballs too... (if this were France, I could 'pencil whip' your
issues into submission... Theoretically, I might be able to
'metronome' your issues into submission, but that would be extremely
iffy. (Cannonballers don't respond on cue... The only solution is to
shoot them dead if they fail.)) The best analogy I can come up with
for 'pencil whip' is that I can 'cannonball' a new profile for John
McCain... (If Texas shoots cannonballs at me then I suppose I should
collect the ammunition and return fire. If used to be at one time that
Mexicans were prone to delusion of grandeur... so that is the reason
why I get along fine with Mexicans at my shop. If Texans have this
much contempt for military service members then I see no reason why
Texans should be allowed to serve in America's military... Everybody
in the military knows that all Texans are faggots. I have a legitimate
claim to Britian's throne, ergo, I have much much bigger fish to fry.
All things considered, Charles Manson gets a reprieve... Storming a
beach is more insane than scaring away LSD flashbacks by screaming at
them. Who is a 'pencil whipper'? Crusty the Clown's sidekick is a
'pencil whipper'... or, the Florida governer is a 'pencil whipper'.