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BIG SUCK THEORY IMPLIES OSMOSIS etc, AND IS IMPLIED BY THE CRAVING TO GAIN A FEELING OF SECURITY

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Alexander Abian

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Dec 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/13/98
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As mentioned before, the Basic, the most Fundamental, the most Essential,
the most Elemental, the Ultimate cause and motivating force of all and
every action of any object animate or inanimate,at any level, atomic
or galactic is:

TO GAIN A FEELING OF SECURITY!!!

Just right now, if you disagree with me, you do that because that
makes you feel secure. Yes, to dismiss my ideas, to reject them,
to discard them to reject my ideas if they are not accepted by you
gives you a feeling of security. The fact that you resisted not to
accept an idea which is unacceptable to you, the fact that you
maintained your convictions without surrendering to ideas that
are unacceptable to you - makes you feel secure. Yes, it does!

Please, do not resort to verbal games by saying,

"Abian, your saying that at the root of all actions by any
animate or inanimate object is TO GAIN A FEELING OF
SECURITY tantamounts to someone else's saying that:

"GAGA is at the root of every action"

My answer to that is that I did not say GAGA is at the root
of every action, I said "TO GAIN A FEELING OF SECURITY IS
AT THE ROOT OF EVERY ACTION".

Your dismissal of my statement by equating it to "GAGA..."
is itself an action of your behalf which is motivated by
GAINING A FEELING OF SECURITY".

THE BIG SUCK AND THE REACTION TO IT are some two examples
and instances of the insatiable craving to gain a feeling of
security. The Void of Space Sucks th intruding mass not to
have a concentrated invader in its territory. The Gravitational
forces are reaction to the BIG SUCK again to resists the dilution
of masses whereby feeling more secure by resisting their
disintegration.
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ABIAN TIME-MASS EQUIVALENCE FORMULA T = A m^2 in Abian units.
ALTER EARTH'S ORBIT AND TILT TO STOP GLOBAL DISASTERS AND EPIDEMICS.
JOLT THE MOON TO JOLT THE EARTH INTO A SANER ORBIT.ALTER THE SOLAR SYSTEM.
REORBIT VENUS INTO A NEAR EARTH-LIKE ORBIT TO CREATE A BORN AGAIN EARTH(1990)
THERE WAS A BIG SUCK AND DILUTION OF PRIMEVAL MASS INTO THE VOID OF SPACE

James Kibo Parry

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Dec 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/17/98
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In alt.sci.physics.new-theories, sci.physics, sci.physics.relativity, and
sci.astro, Alexander Abian (ab...@iastate.edu) posted his usual rant
about "THE BIG SUCK":

>
> As mentioned before, the Basic, the most Fundamental, the most Essential,
> the most Elemental, the Ultimate cause and motivating force of all and
> every action of any object animate or inanimate,at any level, atomic
> or galactic is:
>
> TO GAIN A FEELING OF SECURITY!!!

Remember, kids, atoms don't do it to gain security. They do it to gain
THE FEELING of security. Don't hurt the feelings of your atoms!

> Just right now, if you disagree with me, you do that because that
> makes you feel secure. Yes, to dismiss my ideas, to reject them,
> to discard them to reject my ideas if they are not accepted by you
> gives you a feeling of security.

No, it gives me the feeling of biting into a York Peppermint Patty
while skiing through the French Alps while a professor goes quietly
insane while yelling at the top of his lungs.

> The fact that you resisted not to
> accept an idea which is unacceptable to you, the fact that you
> maintained your convictions without surrendering to ideas that
> are unacceptable to you - makes you feel secure. Yes, it does!
>
> Please, do not resort to verbal games by saying,
>
> "Abian, your saying that at the root of all actions by any
> animate or inanimate object is TO GAIN A FEELING OF
> SECURITY tantamounts to someone else's saying that:
>
> "GAGA is at the root of every action"

I would have to say that in no way can "gaga" be construed to represent
the scientific community's reaction to your intellect.



> My answer to that is that I did not say GAGA is at the root
> of every action, I said "TO GAIN A FEELING OF SECURITY IS
> AT THE ROOT OF EVERY ACTION".
>
> Your dismissal of my statement by equating it to "GAGA..."
> is itself an action of your behalf which is motivated by
> GAINING A FEELING OF SECURITY".

I HEARTILY ENDORSE JAMES LOVELOCK'S GAGA HYPOTHESIS, A.K.A
THE BIGGER SUCK, A.K.A THE BIG SUCKER.

> THE BIG SUCK AND THE REACTION TO IT are some two examples
> and instances of the insatiable craving to gain a feeling of
> security. The Void of Space Sucks th intruding mass not to
> have a concentrated invader in its territory.

You'll never use conventional warfare again once you've tried new
Concentrated Invaders!

> The Gravitational forces are reaction to the BIG SUCK again to resists
> the dilution of masses whereby feeling more secure by resisting their
> disintegration.

So how do you explain eggs exploding in the microwave? Well?

I don't mean how do you explain how they explode, I mean, how do
you explain why you keep putting them in there?

-- K.

Didn't I see you performing
annoying performance art
on the subway under Harvard
while wearing THE BIG SUCK DRESS?
Dear Alexander Abian, you
smell like baby powder and latex!

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