Our Virtual Cemetery Epitaphs :-)

[Clutterfreak]

Guys, I got an idea out of interacting with McGinn over a few posts. A
virtual cemetery here that shows what should go on whose tombstone when
he or she dies :)

This file is updatable. I'll be treating it as one of my blogs. As more
and more is known about ourselves, better and better the epitaphs get!
It's of course open to suggestions.

First version:

Uncle Al:
"I have been Stoooooopid".

Meron:
"When you argue with a ...
chances are ..."

Harris:
"I'm frozen rigid
inside a dark Arizona tank
my mind still alive
if not that vivid"

Bert:
"Hanson,
I will piss on your..."

Jimona Pennino:
"Give me a Z baby now, give me a Z
why?
I have my ass denazificated
That's why!"

Hanson:
"HAHAHAHAHAH"

Moroney:
"I loved you all along... Archie!".

Archie:
"I didn't tell Mom I was gay!"

Arindam:
"Sergio Sahib!... I miss you.."

Sergio:
"Never seen THAT long
and THAT available,
such A-Rab dicks
Aim High for them,
yes, you who read this!"

Alsing:
"When I change engine oil,
I wave two flags to pay my tributes
for those who made the engine
and for those who made the oil!"

McGinn:
"You got nothing!!!"

Relf:
"r è¿ÿÿÿÿ5' A èýË Ã¡' A dg‹ , ‹ ‚à SVWUƒÄØ»h
deciphered
is,
I breathed to read Clutterfreak"

Starmaker:
"Yous giving me agita!"

Mitch:
"Is this hole
a Blackhole?"

BodBod:
"You can cover your eyes
clamp your hands
over your ears n say
No, no, no, no, no,
it isn't true!"

Fergersen: "I was a closet Jew..."

Whodat:
"So what happened?
this is all the same
they said I'm alive
now say I'm dead!"

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[Clutterfreak]

Updated 5/16/22:


Uncle Al:
"I have been Stoooooopid!"

Meron:
"When you argue with a ...
chances are ..."

Harris:

"Inside a dark Arizona tank
I stand frozen rigid
my mind still alive
but if not that vivid"

Bert:
"Hanson,
I will piss on your..."

Jimona Pennino:
"Give me a Z baby now, give me a Z

you may say why

I have my ass denazificated

So that's why!"

Hanson:
"HAHAHAHAHAH"

Moroney:
"I loved you all along... Archie!".

Archie:
"I didn't tell Mom I was gay!"

Arindam:
"Sergio Sahib!... I miss you.."

Sergio:
"Never seen THAT long
and THAT available,

such hanging A-Rab dicks
Aim High for them, you

yes, you who read this!"

Alsing:
"When I change engine oil

I wave two flags to pay my tributes,

for those who made the engine

and those who made the oil!"

McGinn:
"You got nothing!!!"

Relf:
"r è¿ÿÿÿÿ5' A èýË Ã¡' A dg‹ , ‹ ‚à SVWUƒÄØ»h
deciphered

it means,

[Michael Moroney]

You forgot one:

Clutterfreak:
"My father was half Neanderthal, and
my mother was one, too. We just don't
talk about that in public."

[Clutterfreak]

Updated 5/17/22

Uncle Al:
"I have been Stoooooopid!"

Meron:
"When you argue with a ...
chances are ..."

Harris:
"Inside a dark Arizona tank

I stand frozen, hung from a fang
my mind still remembers
if not that vivid Bang"

Bert:
"Hanson,
I will piss on your..."

Jimona Pennino:
"Give me a Z baby now, give me a Z

you may babble n question why
I have my ass de-nazificated
So that's I reckon why!"

Hanson:
"HAHAHAHAHAH"

Moroney:
"I loved you all along... Archie!".

Archie:
"I didn't tell Mom I was gay"

Arindam:
"Sergio Sahib!... I miss you.."

Sergio:
"Never seen THAT long
and THAT available,
such hanging A-Rab dicks

Aim High for them, o your assholes
yes, you who're reading this!"

Alsing:
"When I change 'nother engine oil

I wave two flags to pay my tributes,
for those who made the engine
and those who made the oil!"

McGinn:
"You got nothing!!!"

Relf:
"r è¿ÿÿÿÿ5' AèýËá' Adg‹ ,‹ ‚à SVWUƒÄØ»h

decipher it, decrypt it
to crack my trick
to get the secret of Jeff's life:

I breathed to read Clutterfreak"

Starmaker:
"Yous giving me agita!"

Mitch:
"Is this hole
a Blackhole?"

BodBod:

"Cover your eyes
hands on your ears, n say
No, no, no, no, no it isn't true!
But I'm dead as a rock
maker of fine toys,
tools, n tables, and glue"

Fergersen:
"I secretly admired Putin
n I lived my life to screw
of course it's none ye bid.ness
but I also was closet Jew"

Whodat:
"So what happened? Cares one tell me?
this sure feels all the same
they used to say I was alive
now they say that I am dead!"

[Clutterfreak]

Updated 5/17/22

Uncle Al: [was Chemist]
"I have been Stoooooopid!"

Meron: [was Physicist]

"When you argue with a ...
chances are ..."

Harris: [was MD]

"Inside a dark Arizona tank
I stand frozen, hung from a fang

my mind still remembering

if not that vivid Bang"

Bert: [was Squatter]

"Hanson,
I will piss on your..."

Jimona Pennino: [was "Engineer"]

"Give me a Z baby now, give me a Z
you may babble n question why
I have my ass de-nazificated

So that's one reckons why!"

Hanson: [was War Criminal]
"HAHAHAHAHAH"

Moroney: [was Professional Mouse Clicker]

"I loved you all along... Archie!".

Archie: [was Schizo]

"I didn't tell Mom I was gay"

Arindam: [was Hustler]

"Sergio Sahib!... I miss you.."

Sergio: [was War Criminal]

"Never seen THAT long
and THAT available,
such hanging A-Rab dicks
Aim High for them, o your assholes
yes, you who're reading this!"

Alsing: [had Engine Oil Change Certificate]

"When I change 'nother engine oil
I wave two flags to pay my tributes,
for those who made the engine
and those who made the oil!"

McGinn: [was Physicist]
"You got nothing!!!"

Relf: [was Jack Mormon]

"r è¿ÿÿÿÿ5' AèýËá' Adg‹ ,‹ ‚à SVWUƒÄØ»h
decipher it, decrypt it
to crack my trick
to get the secret of Jeff's life:
I breathed to read Clutterfreak"

Starmaker: [Einstein Died Owing His Father $12]
"Yous giving me agita!"

Mitch: [was Pedophile Prist]

"Is this hole
a Blackhole?"

BodBod: [was Parochial High School Graduate]

"Cover your eyes
hands on your ears, n say
No, no, no, no, no it isn't true!
But I'm dead as a rock
maker of fine toys,
tools, n tables, and glue"

Fergerson: [was Asperger]

"I secretly admired Putin
n I lived my life to screw
of course it's none ye bid.ness
but I also was closet Jew"

Whodat: [was A Monkey]

"So what happened? Cares one tell me?
this sure feels all the same
they used to say I was alive

now all they say's I'm dead!"

[Clutterfreak]

Updated 5/17/22

Uncle Al: [was Chemist]

"I've been sure Stoooooopid
chirality didn't help
I told Mom DON'T EOTVOS MY CHIRALITY
they Eotvosed it n I since yelp!"

Meron: [was Physicist]
"When you argue with a fool
chances are he is doing just the same
for BB I made uranium jell,
and now I'm in pogrom in Hell!"

Harris: [was MD]
"Inside a dark Arizona tank
I stand frozen, hung from a fang
my mind still remembering

the Krell n some vivid Bang"

Bert: [was Chinese AI Project]
"Hanson,
I will piss on your grave
And have a good laugh
when it seeps down on your face.
- Bert"

Jimona Pennino: [was a Cook]

"Give me a Z baby now, give me a Z
you may babble n question why

got my ASS de-nazificated
so that's one reckons why!"

Hanson: [was War Criminal]
"I went down to my grave
as a wise man once gimmicked
confused shitless, man said
'bout that man Clutterfreak!

HAHAHAHAHAH"

Moroney: [was Professional Mouse Clicker]
"I loved you all along... Archie!".

Archie: [was Schizo]
"I didn't tell Mom I was gay"

Arindam: [was Hustler]
"Sergio Sahib!... I miss you.."

Sergio: [was War Criminal]
"Never seen THAT long
and THAT available,
such hanging A-Rab dicks
Aim High for them, o your assholes
yes, you who're reading this!"

Alsing: [was Engine Oil Change Certified]

"When I change 'nother engine oil
I wave two flags to pay my tributes,
for those who made the engine
and those who made the oil!"

McGinn: [was Physicist]
"You got nothing!!!"

Relf: [was Jack-Mormon]

"r è¿ÿÿÿÿ5' AèýËá' Adg‹ ,‹ ‚à SVWUƒÄØ»h

decipher it, decrypt it, crack my trick
get the secret in me that havoc wreaked
I smoked, I slept, ate cheese sticks
but I _breathed_ to read Clutterfreak!"

Starmaker: [Einstein Died Owing His Father $12]
"Yous giving me agita!"

Mitch: [was Pedophile Prist]
"Is this hole
a Blackhole?"

BodBod: [was Parochial High School Graduate]
"Cover your eyes
hands on your ears, n say
No, no, no, no, no it isn't true!
But I'm dead as a rock
maker of fine toys,
tools, n tables, and glue"

Fergerson: [was Asperger]
"I secretly admired Putin

n I lived the life only to screw

of course it's none ye bid.ness
but I also was closet Jew"

Whodat: [was A Monkey]

"They used to say I was alive

now all they say's I'm dead!

So what happened? Cares one tell me?

casue this sure feels all the same"

[Clutterfreak]

Updated 5/18/22

Tombstones of those who lived, useneted, and died.
........(Open to suggestions)........

╔═══════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ═══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Uncle Al ≫ ══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Chemist ≫ ═══════╗
I lived a Stoooooopid life
never conducted a dialogue
Neither chirality ever helped

I told Mom DON'T EOTVOS MY CHIRALITY

they Eotvosed it n I since yelped
╚══════════════════════╝


╔═══════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ═════════╗
╔═══════ ≪ Meron ≫ ═════════╗
╔══════ ≪ Physicist ≫ ════════╗
When you argue with a fool, chances are
he is doing O but just the same

for BB I made uranium jell,
and now I'm in pogrom in Hell

╚════════════════════════╝


╔═════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ══════╗
╔═════ ≪ Harris ≫ ═════╗
╔══════ ≪ MD ≫ ══════╗

Inside a dark Arizona tank
I stand frozen, hung from a fang
my mind still remembering

the Krell, some vivid Bang
╚═══════════════════╝


╔════ ≪ 人工智能 ≫ ══════╗
╔═════ ≪ Bert ≫ ══════╗
╔══ ≪Chinese AI Project≫ ═══╗

Hanson,
I will piss on your grave
And have a good laugh
when it seeps down on your face.
- Bert

╚════════════════════╝


╔═══ ≪ ⚧ 卐卐卐 ⚧ ≫ ═════╗
╔══ ≪ Jimona Pennino ≫ ═════╗
╔═════ ≪ Cook ≫ ═════╗

Give me a Z baby now, give me a Z

Now babble n question why
Got my ASS de-nazificated

so that's one reckons why!
╚════════════════════╝


╔═════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ══════╗

╔═════ ≪ Hanson ≫ ══════╗
╔═══ ≪ War Criminal ≫ ════╗
I went down to my grave,
as a wise man once gimmicked,

confused shitless, man said
'bout that man Clutterfreak!
HAHAHAHAHAH
╚══════════════════╝


╔══════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ══════╗

╔══════ ≪ Moroney ≫ ═════╗
╔═ ≪ Certified Mouse Clicker ≫ ═╗

I loved you all along... Archie!

╚═════════════════════╝


╔════ ≪ ⚧ ⚧ ⚧ ≫ ════╗
╔════ ≪ Archie ≫ ════╗
╔════ ≪ Schizo ≫ ════╗

I didn't tell Mom I was gay

╚════════════════╝


╔══════ ≪ $ $ $ ≫ ═════╗
╔═════ ≪ Arindam ≫ ═════╗
╔═════ ≪ Hustler ≫ ═════╗
Sergio Sahib!... I miss you...
╚═══════════════════╝


╔═══════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ══════╗
╔═══════ ≪ Sergio ≫ ══════╗
╔═════ ≪ War Criminal ≫ ════╗
Never seen THAT looooong
n THAT available,
such hanging A-Rab dicks
Aim High for them, o your ass-holes

yes, you who're reading this!

╚═════════════════════╝


╔═══════ ≪ K K K ≫ ══════╗
╔═══════ ≪ Alsing ≫ ══════╗
╔ ≪ Engine Oil Change Certified ≫ ╗

When I change 'nother engine oil
I wave two flags to pay my tributes,
for those who made the engine
and those who made the oil!
╚═════════════════════╝


╔═ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ══╗

╔═ ≪ McGinn ≫ ══╗
╔ ≪ Physicist ≫ ═╗
You got nothing!!!
╚═══════════╝


╔═══════ ≪ ☫ ☫ ☫ ≫ ════════╗
╔═══════ ≪ Relf ≫ ════════╗
╔═════ ≪ Jack-Mormon ≫ ═══════╗

r è¿ÿÿÿÿ5' AèýËá' Adg‹ ,‹ ‚à SVWUƒÄØ»h
decipher it, decrypt it, crack my trick
get the secret in me that havoc wreaked
I smoked, I slept, ate cheese sticks
but I _breathed_ to read Clutterfreak!
╚═══════════════════════╝


╔═════ ≪ ✦ ✟ ✦ ≫ ═══════╗
╔═════ ≪ Starmaker ≫ ═════╗

╔═ ≪ Einstein Owed Him $12 ≫ ══╗
Yous giving me agita!
╚═════════════════════╝


╔═══ ≪ ⚧✟⚧ ≫ ════╗
╔═══ ≪ Mitch ≫ ═══╗
╔ ≪ Pedophile Prist ≫ ╗

Is this hole
a Blackhole?
╚══════════════╝


╔═════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ══════╗

╔═════ ≪ BodBod ≫ ══════╗
╔═ ≪ High School Graduate ≫ ══╗

Cover your eyes
hands on your ears, n say
No, no, no, no, no it isn't true!
But I'm dead as a rock
maker of fine toys,
tools, n tables, and glue
╚═══════════════════╝


╔═════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ══════╗

╔════ ≪ Fergerson ≫ ══════╗
╔════ ≪ Asperger ≫ ══════╗
I secretly admired Putin
n I lived the life to screw

of course it's none ye bid.ness
but I also was closet Jew

╚══════════════════╝


╔══════ ≪ ✟ 卐 ✟ ≫ ══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Whodat ≫ ══════╗
╔══ ≪ Born Monkey Died Monkey≫ ╗

They used to say I was alive

now all of a sudden say I'm dead!

[Clutterfreak]

Updated 5/24/22

To see tombstone borders nicely and neatly follow my
instructions in my "test" and "A Physics Problem"
blogs.

Tombstones of those who lived, useneted, and died.
........(Open to suggestions)........

╔════════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ════════╗
╔═══════ ≪ Uncle Al ≫ ═══════╗

╔═══════ ≪ Chemist ≫ ════════╗
____________________________________
│ │
│I lived a Stoooooopid life │
│dialogue in my book befitted a trife│
│chirality was my folding knife │
│Told Mom DON'T EOTVOS MY CHIRALITY! │
│Eotvosed, n I since lived plant life│
│____________________________________│


╔═══════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ═════════╗
╔═══════ ≪ Meron ≫ ═════════╗
╔══════ ≪ Physicist ≫ ════════╗
_______________________________________
│ │
│When you argue with a fool, chances are│
│he is doing just the same │
│for BB I made uranium jell, │
│now I crave pogrom and shame │
│_______________________________________│


╔═════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ══════╗
╔═════ ≪ Harris ≫ ═════╗
╔══════ ≪ MD ≫ ══════╗
_________________________________
│ │
│ Inside a dark Arizona tank │

│ I stand frozen, hung from a fang│
│ my mind still remembering │

│ the Krell, some vivid Bang │
│_________________________________│

╔════ ≪ 人工智能 ≫ ══════╗
╔═════ ≪ Bert ≫ ══════╗
╔══ ≪Chinese AI Project≫ ═══╗

_________________________________
│ │
│ Hanson, │

│ I will piss on your grave │
│ And have a good laugh │
│ when it seeps down on your face.│

│ - Bert │
│_________________________________│



╔═══ ≪ ⚧ 卐卐卐 ⚧ ≫ ═════╗
╔══ ≪ Jimona Pennino ≫ ═════╗
╔═════ ≪ Cook ≫ ═════╗
__________________________________
│ │
│ Give me a Z baby now, give me a Z│

│ Now babble n question why │
│ Got my ASS de-nazificated │

│ so that's one reckons why! │
│__________________________________│


╔═════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ══════╗
╔═════ ≪ Hanson ≫ ══════╗
╔═══ ≪ War Criminal ≫ ════╗
______________________________
│ │
│ I went down to my grave, │

│ as a wise man once gimmicked,│
│ confused shitless, man said │
│ 'bout that man Clutterfreak! │

│ HAHAHAHAHAH │
│______________________________│


╔══════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Moroney ≫ ═════╗
╔═ ≪ Certified Mouse Clicker ≫ ═╗
_________________________________
│ │
│ I loved you all along... Archie!│
│_________________________________│


╔════ ≪ ⚧ ⚧ ⚧ ≫ ════╗
╔════ ≪ Archie ≫ ════╗
╔════ ≪ Schizo ≫ ════╗
____________________________
│ │
│ I didn't tell Mom I was gay│
│____________________________│

╔══════ ≪ $ $ $ ≫ ═════╗
╔═════ ≪ Arindam ≫ ═════╗
╔═════ ≪ Hustler ≫ ═════╗

_______________________________
│ │
│ Sergio Sahib!... I miss you...│
│_______________________________│


╔═══════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ══════╗
╔═══════ ≪ Sergio ≫ ══════╗
╔═════ ≪ War Criminal ≫ ════╗
____________________________________
│ │
│ Never seen THAT looooong │

│ n THAT available, │
│ such hanging A-Rab dicks │

│ Aim High for them, O your ass-holes│
│ yes, you who're reading this! │
│____________________________________│

╔═══════ ≪ K K K ≫ ══════╗
╔═══════ ≪ Alsing ≫ ══════╗
╔ ≪ Engine Oil Change Certified ≫ ╗

________________________________
│ │
│When I change 'nother engine oil│
│I wave two flags, then coil │
│to pay tribute to the engine │
│and a tribute to the oil! │
│________________________________│



╔════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ═════╗
╔════ ≪ McGinn ≫ ═════╗
╔═══ ≪ Physicist ≫ ══════╗
____________________________________
│ │
│ You got nothing but Christianity!!!│
│ Lest a speck of morality │
│ n H2O is a SOLVENT, │
│ of its own municipality! │
│____________________________________│


╔═══════ ≪ ☫ ☫ ☫ ≫ ════════╗
╔═══════ ≪ Relf ≫ ════════╗
╔═════ ≪ Jack-Mormon ≫ ═══════╗
________________________________________
│ │
│ r è¿ÿÿÿÿ5' AèýËá' Adg‹ ,‹ ‚à SVWUƒÄØ»h │

│ decipher it, decrypt it, crack my trick│
│ get the secret in me that havoc wreaked│
│ I smoked, I slept, ate cheese sticks │

│ but I _breathed_ to read Clutterfreak! │
│________________________________________│

╔═════ ≪ ✦ ✟ ✦ ≫ ═══════╗
╔═════ ≪ Starmaker ≫ ═════╗
╔═ ≪ Einstein Owed Him $12 ≫ ══╗

______________________
│ │
│ Yous giving me agita!│
│______________________│


╔═══ ≪ ⚧✟⚧ ≫ ════╗
╔═══ ≪ Mitch ≫ ═══╗
╔ ≪ Pedophile Priest ≫ ╗
_____________
│ │
│ Is this hole│
│ a Blackhole?│
│_____________│


╔═════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ══════╗
╔═════ ≪ BodBod ≫ ══════╗
╔═ ≪ High School Graduate ≫ ══╗
__________________________________
│ │
│ Cover your eyes │

│ hands on your ears, n say │
│ No, no, no, no, no it isn't true!│
│ But I'm dead as a rock │
│ maker of fine toys, │

│ tools, n tables, and glue │
│__________________________________│


╔═════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ══════╗
╔════ ≪ Fergerson ≫ ══════╗
╔════ ≪ Asperger ≫ ══════╗
________________________________
│ │
│ I secretly admired Putin │

│ n I lived the life to screw │
│ of course it's none ye bid.ness│

│ but I also was closet Jew │
│________________________________│


╔═════ ≪ ✟ 卐 ✟ ≫ ═══════╗

╔═════ ≪ Whodat ≫ ═══════╗
╔═ ≪ Born Monkey Died Monkey≫ ╗

_____________________________________
│ │
│ They used to say I was alive │

│ now all of a sudden say I'm dead! │

│ So what happened? Cares one tell me?│
│ cause this sure feels all the same │
│_____________________________________│

[Arindam Banerjee]

You missed Sylvia Else, Roachie.
(That's a reproach
For a cockroach.)

No tombs for me, Roachie, they'll cremate me. Like wind I came, like water I will go.

As for you, Roachie, on your tombstone should be mentioned:

I was an e=mcc chanter
Whose a*hole with his head was bunged;
Unbunging came from a kind engineer -
Now light and shit from sound: "PUNGED!"

[Clutterfreak]

On 5/24/2022 11:11 PM, Arindam Banerjee wrote:
> You missed Sylvia Else, Roachie.
> (That's a reproach
> For a cockroach.)
>
> No tombs for me, Roachie, they'll cremate me. Like wind I came, like water I will go.
>
> As for you, Roachie, on your tombstone should be mentioned:
>
> I was an e=mcc chanter
> Whose a*hole with his head was bunged;
> Unbunging came from a kind engineer -
> Now light and shit from sound: "PUNGED!"

I don't know her enough and she's too boring to begin with. Like already
half dead! There are people who are like that, you know.

These people do not carry _anything_ on their tombstones :-( I can sit
and wonder about that woman, and for the life of me I can't say one word
about that person which should go on her tombstone.

In every cemetery here and there you see tombs with nothing written on
them. Guess why! They lived half-dead lives.

It's not time to formulate what goes on my tombstone, that's why you
don't see it here. Reason is, much unlike every one of you morons here,
my life has been a work in progress. So even myself don't know what
should be written on that one.

Your suggestion sucks. Not a chance. This virtual cemetery is serious
stuff :)

[Paul Alsing]

On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 9:11:17 PM UTC-7, banerjee...@gmail.com wrote:

> You missed Sylvia Else, Roachie.
> (That's a reproach
> For a cockroach.)

Sylvia Else clearly knows more physic than 99% of the people on this forum. Banjo Boy, whereas you come in very near the bottom, just barely above McGinn, who is the definitive doormat. Sylvia can virtually mop the floor with you, since you are clueless...

[Michael Moroney]

Clutterfreak:
"I'll forgive my father for being a quarter
Neanderthal, but I can never forgive my mother
for being full-blooded Neanderthal"

[sergi o]

golly! is that what it is really going to look like ?

[Arindam Banerjee]

On Wednesday, 25 May 2022 at 14:28:58 UTC+10, Clutterfreak wrote:
> On 5/24/2022 11:11 PM, Arindam Banerjee wrote:
> > You missed Sylvia Else, Roachie.
> > (That's a reproach
> > For a cockroach.)
> >
> > No tombs for me, Roachie, they'll cremate me. Like wind I came, like water I will go.
> >
> > As for you, Roachie, on your tombstone should be mentioned:
> >
> > I was an e=mcc chanter
> > Whose a*hole with his head was bunged;
> > Unbunging came from a kind engineer -
> > Now light and shit from sound: "PUNGED!"
> I don't know her enough and she's too boring to begin with. Like already
> half dead! There are people who are like that, you know.
>
> These people do not carry _anything_ on their tombstones :-( I can sit
> and wonder about that woman, and for the life of me I can't say one word
> about that person which should go on her tombstone.

Not even "sourpuss"?

>
> In every cemetery here and there you see tombs with nothing written on
> them. Guess why! They lived half-dead lives.
>
> It's not time to formulate what goes on my tombstone, that's why you
> don't see it here. Reason is, much unlike every one of you morons here,
> my life has been a work in progress. So even myself don't know what
> should be written on that one.
>
> Your suggestion sucks. Not a chance. This virtual cemetery is serious
> stuff :)

Okay. You have the right to label your own epitaph as per your conception of yourself.
Btw the one for whodat is appropriate.
No monuments, no desecration.

[Arindam Banerjee]

Paul3po, since your metal head got welded inside your black hole, it could not be unbunged.
So keep on with your chanting.

[Clutterfreak]

On 5/25/2022 6:54 PM, Arindam Banerjee wrote:
> Btw the one for whodat is appropriate.

So is the one for you :)

[Clutterfreak]

But how did these ex-useneters looked like shortly before or after their
deaths? Here is my two cents.

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Uncle Al, spotted the morning of the day he croaked:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/c3/a1/4a/c3a14a5fb31b38ebe2466d795986ffc3.jpg

His last picture (without glasses):

https://uglyturtle.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/hairy_face_danish.jpg


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Meron a week before death (still trying to figure Clutterfreak out):

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d7/bb/00/d7bb000a482fc0dcd102f5cd33acceb7.jpg

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Harris about two weeks after death inside the cryotomb:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/c2/e3/f9/c2e3f90b634f569daee02d772508ecb2.jpg

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Bert on the day he was discontinued:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/88/81/55/888155499e931c6eff552d6711cddc9b.jpg

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Jimona Pennino a day before burial:

https://cdn2.highdefdigest.com/media/2020/07/16/660/97462/come_and_see_death.jpg

The picture of Jimona in 1960s which Jimona chose to take to grave:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b0/6a/d8/b06ad819269e109cae887f6dfdffa813.jpg

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Hanson, one day before he shot himself dead "cognitive dissonance's a
motherfucker") :

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7c/dc/34/7cdc34faec08f0ffd7aa6f1a803d43d6.jpg

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Moroney the day before his death (so confident of his clicking abilities):

https://get.pxhere.com/photo/bird-view-wildlife-beak-ostrich-fauna-close-up-emu-head-vertebrate-fluff-ratite-stupid-ostrich-head-flightless-bird-flightless-the-ostrich-grimace-495930.jpg

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Archie one day before he died (date there is wrong):

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/4d/44/4b/4d444b4cb8279164f2e36b0b61a79d29.jpg

and his last dance:

https://c.tenor.com/4VNfKj6SAuwAAAAd/dance-sexy-moves.gif

Archie morning of the day he died:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/29/1d/18/291d18a07b1fef3f7d13ef2ffbdaa0c1.jpg

Archie's Mom on the day Archie died:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7b/15/f6/7b15f6e8980afe1fa405bca95ad76a31.jpg

Archie's Dad at Archie's funeral (shot taken from a great distance):

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ad/3d/34/ad3d340bfc21ab88f15163fa1e21a70b.jpg

Archie's grandson at Archie's "viewing" before funeral (on his way to
Archiedom):

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e5/cc/89/e5cc896112a38bdc63db3d1ebc134ea5.jpg

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One of 326 Arindam's grandsons at Arindam's funeral:

https://www.idlememe.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/ugly-meme-face-idlememe.jpg

Another grandson at the funeral (very bored):

https://www.fotolip.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ugly-people-14.jpg

Arindam at the moment of death (undergoing Ayurvedic metamorphosis):

https://c.tenor.com/8lbZa1S9nQYAAAAC/ugly-face.gif

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Sergio a day before he died (couldn't get enough of those A-Rab dicks):

https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/an-unpleasant-fellow-james-w-johnson.jpg

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Alsing when electrocuted by law (his choice of suit was granted):

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/4b/9b/fe/4b9bfe7f1aa22d877dca9bce38013187.jpg

and right before execution, taking last "nice" picture for posterity:

https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images1/1/1014/28/silicone-bust-prop-original-mask_1_b2d6ac514c402710ee515ace505af8fd.jpg

Alsing's son at Alsing's funeral:

https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/stupid-mans-face-correction-photo-600w-1431194669.jpg

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McGinn one week after burial (still saying "You got nothing!!!"):

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-80a7ca454cf07dafcc3c07447de17757


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Jeff's Mormon girlfriend, a squatter, at Jeff's funeral:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/c2/da/f2/c2daf25e7a754fcc6c901cee3436650d.jpg

Jeff right after taking his last breath:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/d1/8f/8a/d18f8a286b05f10bfa5b87f50ae5cf63.jpg

Jeff's brother at Jeff's funeral:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/29/5a/1d/295a1d1a9364c9824e70df3771312809.jpg

Jeff's grandson on the day of Jeff's funeral (at least some MH genes
have found their way into Jeff's blood line):

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b9/9e/f4/b99ef4ef5be0d9ec801fd15d7ed8a75b.jpg

Jeff's other grandson (this one has preserved Jeff's pure CH blood line):

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/95/59/88/9559883a2e28f00c5ea39c371a3392dc.jpg

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Starmaker on the day he died and joined Fomalhaut system:

https://miro.medium.com/max/700/1*1_kefM7SG6Qpv8wJ8mGj1Q.jpeg

Starmaker's abode from which he departed from the Earth (part of usenet
cemetery visible):

https://img.freepik.com/free-photo/scary-house-forest-near-cemetery-night-with-full-moon-stars-halloween-idea-concept_338491-12686.jpg?w=900

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Mitch a week before his burial:

https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/1/the-ugly-duchess-by-quentin-matsys-quentin-matsys.jpg

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Parochial BodBod one week after burial:

https://i.redd.it/vmrb0l67kh121.jpg


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Fergerson one day before croaking:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ba/aa/8b/baaa8bf3387388cb94f468a891f948a9.jpg

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Whodat's last look at the world:

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/3d/a6/08/3da60881271fd3512eff9e82d901266e.jpg

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[Arindam Banerjee]

On Friday, 27 May 2022 at 02:54:49 UTC+10, Clutterfreak wrote:
> On 5/25/2022 6:54 PM, Arindam Banerjee wrote:
> > Btw the one for whodat is appropriate.
> So is the one for you :)

Gives too much importance to Sergio-sahib, an establishment tool, albeit endowed with sufficient sense to appreciate quality song and dance.
No symbolic tombstone nor glowing epitaph can do justice to the immortal soul of
Arindam (bin Einstein ban Gandhi) Banerjee, greatest genius of all time, sole god among lotsa devils.

[Clutterfreak]

On 5/26/2022 7:42 PM, Arindam Banerjee wrote:
> No symbolic tombstone nor glowing epitaph can do justice to the immortal soul of
> Arindam (bin Einstein ban Gandhi) Banerjee

Even your first and last names are "borrowed". A hustler, in a physics
forum. My alias at least describes me pretty accurately. Any alias I
ever used in the past 25 years did that accurately. Yours is a mere theft.

But I won't let theft get on your tombstone :) That epitaph is not a
hustle.

[Arindam Banerjee]

On Saturday, 28 May 2022 at 03:07:27 UTC+10, Clutterfreak wrote:
> On 5/26/2022 7:42 PM, Arindam Banerjee wrote:
> > No symbolic tombstone nor glowing epitaph can do justice to the immortal soul of
> > Arindam (bin Einstein ban Gandhi) Banerjee
> Even your first and last names are "borrowed".

No. They were given to me, by my parents and the top Bengali society, respectively.
Adequate proof exists for same.
Ask Ilya Shambat if you think that the writer here is an impostor of Arindam Banerjee, the greatest of the great.

A hustler, in a physics
> forum. My alias at least describes me pretty accurately. Any alias I
> ever used in the past 25 years did that accurately. Yours is a mere theft.

Theft from whom? Myself?

>
> But I won't let theft get on your tombstone :) That epitaph is not a
> hustle.

It is silly.

[Clutterfreak]

Updated 5/31/22

To see tombstone borders nicely and neatly follow my
instructions in my "test" and "A Physics Problem"
blogs.

Tombstones of those who lived, useneted, and died.
........(Open to suggestions)........

╔═════════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ═════════╗
╔════════ ≪ Uncle Al ≫ ════════╗

╔════════ ≪ Chemist ≫ ═════════╗
_____________________________________________
│ │
│I sure's Hell lived a Stoooooopid life │
│"Dialogue"? in my book befits a trife │
│ │
│Chirality was my gifted prize │
│Told Mom "MOM DON'T YOU EOTVOS IT!" │
│Eotvosed it, and now it's crystallized! │
│_____________________________________________│



╔════════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ══════════╗
╔════════ ≪ Meron ≫ ══════════╗
╔═══════ ≪ Physicist ≫ ═════════╗
_________________________________
│ │
│When you argue with a fool │
│chances are │

│he is doing just the same │

│Cause for BB I made uranium jell,│
│then braced for pogrom and shame │
│_________________________________│


╔══════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ═══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Harris ≫ ══════╗
╔═══════ ≪ MD ≫ ═══════╗
__________________________________
│ │
│Inside a dark Arizona tank │

│I stand frozen, hung from a fang │

│my mind still remembering though! │
│the Krell, n all those vivid Bangs│
│__________________________________│


╔═════ ≪ 人工智能 ≫ ═══════╗

╔══════ ≪ Bert ≫ ═══════╗
╔═══ ≪Chinese AI Project≫ ════╗
_________________________________
│ │
│ Hanson, │
│ I will piss on your grave │
│ And have a good laugh │
│ when it seeps down on your face.│
│ - Bert │
│_________________________________│



╔════ ≪ ⚧ 卐卐卐 ⚧ ≫ ══════╗
╔═══ ≪ Jimona Pennino ≫ ══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Cook ≫ ══════╗
__________________________________
│ │
│ Give me a Z baby now, give me a Z│
│ Now babble n question why │
│ Got my ASS de-nazificated │
│ so that's one reckons why! │
│__________________________________│


╔══════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ═══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Hanson ≫ ═══════╗
╔════ ≪ War Criminal ≫ ═════╗
______________________________
│ │
│ I went down to my grave, │
│ as a wise man once gimmicked,│
│ "confused shitless", man said│

│ 'bout that dude Clutterfreak!│
│ HAHAHAHAHAH │
│______________________________│


╔════════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ════════╗
╔════════ ≪ Moroney ≫ ═══════╗
╔═══ ≪ Certified Mouse Clicker ≫ ═══╗
______________________________________
│ │
│❤️ I loved you all along... Archie! ❤️│
│______________________________________│


╔═════ ≪ ⚧ ⚧ ⚧ ≫ ═════╗
╔═════ ≪ Archie ≫ ═════╗
╔═════ ≪ Schizo ≫ ═════╗
_____________________________

│ │
│ I didn't tell Mom I was gay │

│_____________________________│


╔═══════ ≪ $ $ $ ≫ ══════╗

╔══════ ≪ Arindam ≫ ══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Hustler ≫ ══════╗
_______________________________
│ │
│ Sergio Sahib!... I miss you...│
│_______________________________│


╔════════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ═══════╗
╔════════ ≪ Sergio ≫ ═══════╗
╔══════ ≪ War Criminal ≫ ═════╗
____________________________________
│ │
│ Never seen THAT looooong │
│ n THAT available, │
│ such hanging A-Rab dicks │
│ "Aim High" for them, O your ass-holes│

│ yes, you who're reading this │
│_______________________________ _____│


╔════════ ≪ K K K ≫ ═══════╗

╔════════ ≪ Alsing ≫ ═══════╗
╔═ ≪ Engine Oil Change Certified ≫ ═╗
________________________________
│ │
│When I change 'nother engine oil│
│I wave two flags, then coil │
│to pay tribute to the engine │
│and a tribute to the oil! │
│________________________________│


╔═════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ══════╗
╔═════ ≪ McGinn ≫ ══════╗
╔════ ≪ Physicist ≫ ═══════╗
____________________________________
│ │
│ You got nothing but Christianity!!!│

│ Lest one speck of morality │
│ H2O I deem is a SOLVENT, │
│ but one, of its own angularity! │
│____________________________________│


╔════════ ≪ ☫ ☫ ☫ ≫ ═════════╗
╔════════ ≪ Relf ≫ ═════════╗
╔══════ ≪ Jack-Mormon ≫ ════════╗
__________________________________________
│ │
│بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ ٱلرَّحْمَٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيم │
│قُلْ يَا أَيُّهَا النَّاسُ قَدْ جَاءَكُمُ الْحَقُّ مِن رَّبِّكُمْ ۖ │
│فَمَنِ اهْتَدَىٰ فَإِنَّمَا يَهْتَدِي لِنَفْسِهِ ۖ وَمَن ضَلَّ فَإِنَّمَ │
│ يَضِلُّ عَلَيْهَا ۖ وَمَا أَنَا عَلَيْكُم بِوَكِيل │
│ │
│r è¿ÿÿÿÿ5' AèýËá' Adg‹ ,‹ ‚à SVWUƒÄØ»h │
│MÔiÖsôh˜ËÐ×ÈU[Эz E{rtˆÍЬ │
│(,LjþJ×’ÞZú)s,þ{îukuÖ:>Åû^ü| ‰÷þ Sç×Uw │
│jÜ ^eºJ î‰ç_V5º <ˆ0Ù€×"ófwÉM~K]ÓmÜ륜 │
│ │
│decipher it, decrypt it, crack my trick │

│get the secret in me that havoc wreaked │

│I smoked I slept, ate cheese sticks │
│but I _breathed_, to read Clutterfreak! │
│_________________________________________│



╔══════ ≪ ✦ ✟ ✦ ≫ ════════╗
╔══════ ≪ Starmaker ≫ ══════╗
╔══ ≪ Einstein Owed His Grandpa $12 ≫ ══╗

______________________
│ │
│ Yous giving me agita!│
│______________________│


╔════ ≪ ⚧✟⚧ ≫ ═════╗
╔════ ≪ Mitch ≫ ════╗

╔═ ≪ Pedophile Priest ≫ ═╗
______________
│ │
│Is a butt-hole│
│a Blackhole? │
│______________│


╔══════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ═══════╗
╔══════ ≪ BodBod ≫ ═══════╗
╔══ ≪ Parochial School Graduate ≫ ═══╗

__________________________________
│ │
│ Cover your eyes │
│ hands on your ears, n say │
│ No, no, no, no, no it isn't true!│
│ But I'm dead as a rock │
│ maker of fine toys, │
│ tools, n tables, and glue │
│__________________________________│


╔══════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ═══════╗
╔═════ ≪ Fergerson ≫ ═══════╗
╔═════ ≪ Asperger ≫ ═══════╗
________________________________
│ │
│ I secretly admired Putin │
│ n I lived the life to screw │
│ of course it's none ye bid.ness│

│ that I was closet Jew │
│________________________________│


╔══════ ≪ ✟ 卐 ✟ ≫ ════════╗
╔══════ ≪ Whodat ≫ ════════╗
╔══ ≪ Born Monkey Died Monkey≫ ══╗
___________________________________
│ │
│They used to say I was alive │
│now they say I'm not! │
│So what happened, Cares one tell me│
│I feel same shit in the gut! │
│___________________________________│

[Clutterfreak]

Updated 6/1/22

To see tombstone borders nicely and neatly follow my
instructions in my "test" and "A Physics Problem"
blogs.

Tombstones of those who lived, useneted, and died.
........(Open to suggestions)........

╔═════════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ═════════╗
╔════════ ≪ Uncle Al ≫ ════════╗
╔════════ ≪ Chemist ≫ ═════════╗
______________________________________

│ │
│I sure's Hell lived a stoooooopid life│
│"dialogue"? in my book befits a trife │
│ │
│chirality was my Nobel Prize │
│commensurate be it a piece of guise │
│told Mom "MOM DON'T YOU EOTVOS IT!" │
│Eotvosed it down to bad surprize │
│______________________________________│



╔════════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ══════════╗
╔════════ ≪ Meron ≫ ══════════╗
╔═══════ ≪ Physicist ≫ ═════════╗
______________________________________
│ │
│When you keep arguing with a fool │
│likely he is doing just the same │
│ │
│cause I looked so sheer ugly │
│folks thought I'm Iranian from Kashan!│
│______________________________________│



╔══════ ≪ ❆ -60 ºF ❆ ≫ ═════╗
╔══════ ≪ Harris ≫ ══════╗
╔═══════ ≪ MD ≫ ═══════╗
____________________________________
│ │
│I was young once'n Krell was my hero│
│then woke up aged in a twang! │
│ │
│now I'm inside this Arizona tank │
│stood frozen, hung from a fang │
│ │
│my mind still remembering though │
│the Krell'n some vivid Bang! │
│____________________________________│

╔═════ ≪ 人工智能 ≫ ═══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Bert ≫ ═══════╗
╔═══ ≪Chinese AI Project≫ ════╗
_________________________________
│ │
│ Hanson, │
│ I will piss on your grave │
│ And have a good laugh │
│ when it seeps down on your face.│
│ - Bert │
│_________________________________│



╔════ ≪ ⚧ 卐卐卐 ⚧ ≫ ══════╗
╔═══ ≪ Jimona Pennino ≫ ══════╗

╔═══ ≪ Born Cook Died Cook≫ ═══╗
_________________________________
│ │
│give me "Z" baby now, give me "Z"│
│don't babble n babble why │
│got my ass de-nazificated │
│so that's one reckons why │
│_________________________________│



╔══════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ═══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Hanson ≫ ═══════╗
╔════ ≪ War Criminal ≫ ═════╗
______________________________________
│ │
│I put zinc up in my nostrils │
│ still ended up a dead lunatic │
│ │
│then I went down to my grave │
│"confused shitless" 'bout Clutterfreak│
│ HAHAHAHAHAH │
│______________________________________│

╔════════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ════════╗
╔════════ ≪ Moroney ≫ ═══════╗
╔═══ ≪ Certified Mouse Clicker ≫ ═══╗
______________________________________
│ │
│❤️ I loved you all along... Archie! ❤️│
│______________________________________│


╔═════ ≪ ⚧ ⚧ ⚧ ≫ ═════╗
╔═════ ≪ Archie ≫ ═════╗
╔═════ ≪ Schizo ≫ ═════╗
_____________________________
│ │
│ I didn't tell Mom I was gay │
│_____________________________│


╔═══════ ≪ $ $ $ ≫ ══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Arindam ≫ ══════╗
╔══════ ≪ Hustler ≫ ══════╗
_______________________________
│ │

│Sergio Sahib! I miss you... │
│though Dollar is what I see │
│ │
│Hansonji, Whodatji, all left me│
│now I'm waiting for your decree│
│_______________________________│




╔════════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ═══════╗
╔════════ ≪ Sergio ≫ ═══════╗
╔══════ ≪ War Criminal ≫ ═════╗
_______________________________________
│ │
│Never seen THAT looooong │
│n THAT avvvvailable, │
│such hanging A-Rab dicks │
│"Aim High" for them this "Memorial Day"│
│yes, you who're reading this │
│_______________________________________│

╔════════ ≪ K K K ≫ ═══════╗
╔════════ ≪ Alsing ≫ ═══════╗
╔═ ≪ Engine Oil Change Certified ≫ ═╗

____________________________________
│ │
│when I change 'nother engine oil │

│I wave two flags, then coil │
│ │

│to pay my tribute to the engine │
│and a tribute to the engine oil │
│ │
│when Ku Klux gave me a bowel of poo │
│I kissed him, don't know who │
│ │
│he told me speak science for America│
│but my own dick tells me "boo" :-( │
│____________________________________│



╔═════ ≪ H2O H2O ≫ ══════╗
╔═════ ≪ McGinn ≫ ══════╗
╔════ ≪ Pissicist ≫ ═══════╗
___________________________________
│ │
│you got nothing but brain mortality│
│not even one speck of totality │
│ │
│you H2O better be my kingdom │
│and solvent of MY! popularity │
│___________________________________│



╔════════ ≪ ☫ ☫ ☫ ≫ ═════════╗
╔════════ ≪ Relf ≫ ═════════╗
╔═════ ≪ Jack-Mormon Jihadist≫ ════╗
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│ بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ ٱلرَّحْمَٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيم│
│ أنا شخص مستقطن معروف لم أفعل شيئًا في │
│ لحياة سوى كتابة برامج مزيفة لخداع صاحب │
│ لعمل بينما أحصل على أجر مقابل ذلك! │
│ │
│ انظر إلى هذه العينة من برمجتي واستمتع! │

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│MÔiÖsôh˜ËÐ×ÈU[Эz E{rtˆÍЬ │
│(,LjþJ×’ÞZú)s,þ{îukuÖ:>Åû^ü| ‰÷þ Sç×Uw │
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│ │
│decipher it, decrypt it, crack my trick │
│get the secret in me that havoc wreaked │
│I smoked I slept, ate cheese sticks │

│but I _breathed_ so to read Clutterfreak │
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╔══════ ≪ ✦ ✟ ✦ ≫ ════════╗
╔══════ ≪ Starmaker ≫ ══════╗
╔══ ≪ Einstein Owed His Grandpa $12 ≫ ══╗
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│ │
│Yous giving me agita!│
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╔════ ≪ ⚧✟⚧ ≫ ═════╗
╔════ ≪ Mitch ≫ ════╗
╔═ ≪ Pedophile Priest ≫ ═╗
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│ │
│is a butt-hole│

│a Blackhole? │
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╔══════ ≪ ✟ ✟ ✟ ≫ ═══════╗
╔══════ ≪ BodBod ≫ ═══════╗
╔══ ≪ Parochial School Graduate ≫ ═══╗
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│ │
│ Cover your eyes │
│ hands on your ears, n say │
│ No, no, no, no, no it isn't true!│
│ But I'm dead as a rock │
│ maker of fine toys, │
│ tools, n tables, and glue │
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╔══════ ≪ ✡ ✡ ✡ ≫ ═══════╗
╔═════ ≪ Fergerson ≫ ═══════╗
╔═════ ≪ Asperger ≫ ═══════╗
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│ │
│ I secretly admired Putin │
│ n I lived the life to screw │
│ of course it's none ye bid.ness│
│ that I was closet Jew │
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╔══════ ≪ ✟ 卐 ✟ ≫ ════════╗
╔══════ ≪ Whodat ≫ ════════╗
╔══ ≪ Born Monkey Died Monkey≫ ══╗
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│ │

│They used to say "He's still alive"│
│now they say "Oh", "he dead" │

│So what happened, Cares one tell me│

│cause am same shit in the head │

[Clutterfreak]

Tomorrow, Sunday morning, when we all go visit our virtual sci.physics
cemetery, we're going to recite this Kingston Trio piece together.
Practice it for tomorrow morning event :)

Where has UNcle Al gone, long time passing?
Where has Uncle Al gone, long time ago
Where has Uncle Al gone?
Sunk in river of shit at once
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Mati Meron gone, long time passing?
Where has Mati Meron gone, a long long time ago
Where has Mati Meron gone?
Gone for BiBi's little one
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Steve Harris gone, long time passing?
Where has Steve Harris gone, long time ago
Where has Steve Harris gone?
Frosty in cryogenics tank
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Sam Wormley gone, long time passing?
Where has Sam Wormley gone, long time ago?
Where has Sam Wormley gone?
CopyPasting choked him in due time
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Miss Bahciv gone, long time passing?
Where has Miss Bahciv gone, long time ago?
Where has Miss Bahciv gone?
Turned cleaning lady for Meron
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has OsherD gone, long time passing?
Where has OsherD gone, long time ago?
Where has OsherD gone?
Evolved into Rick123 and 4
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has AI Bert gone, long time passing?
Where has AI Bert gone, long time ago?
Where has AI Bert?
Got recycled to chip and silicon
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has HAHAHA Hanson gone, long time passing?
Where has HAHAHA Hanson gone, long time ago?
Where has HAHAHA Hanson gone?
Raped and murdered in Göbekli Tepe
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Moroney gone, long time passing?
Where has Moroney gone, long time ago?
Where has Moroney gone?
Looking up Archie in Hell
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Archie Poo gone, long time passing?
Where has Archie Poo gone, long time ago?
Where has Archie Poo gone?
Selling ebooks to "Mo" for fun
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Arindam Banerjee gone, long time passing?
Where has Arindam Banerjee gone, long time ago?
Where has Arindam Banerjee gone?
With Mahipal and Habshi became one
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has war criminal Sergio gone, long time passing?
Where has war criminal Sergio gone, long time ago?
Where has war criminal Sergio gone?
Gone to find A-Rab penis pump
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has KK Alsing gone, long time passing?
Where has KK Alsing gone, long time ago?
Where has KK Alsing gone?
Gone fake a degree for God this time
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Pissicist McGinn gone, long time passing?
Where has Pissicist McGinn gone, long time ago?
Where has Pissicist McGinn gone?
Drowned in water by his own bipolarity
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Jeff Relf gone, long time passing?
Where has Jeff Relf gone, long time ago?
Where has Jeff Relf gone?
Disappeared to be 15
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Starmaker gone, long time passing?
Where has Starmaker gone, long time ago?
Where has Starmaker gone?
Went out like a shooting star
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Mitchell Raemsch gone, long time passing?
Where has Mitchell Raemsch gone, long time ago?
Where has Mitchell Raemsch gone?
Found the answers, every one
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Odd BodBod gone, long time passing?
Where has Odd BodBod gone, long time ago?
Where has Odd BodBod gone?
Crafting wooden toys for Heaven buds
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Mark Fergerson gone, long time passing?
Where has Mark Fergerson gone, long time ago?
Where has Mark Fergerson gone?
None ya bid.ness every one
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Jim PeNinny gone, long time passing?
Where has Jim PeNinny gone, long time ago?
Where has Jim PeNinny gone?
Gone to pick on God from now
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

Where has Whodat dude gone, long time passing?
Where has Whodat dude gone, long time ago?
Where has Whodat dude gone?
Gone to care for gibbons now
when will they ever learn?
when will they eeeeeeeeever learn

[Arindam Banerjee]

still here, Roachie, at your service.
Keep it up!

Yeah, he is there somewhere near Timbuktu.
Busy picking out lice now, as primates do, having evolved in reverse gear.