Robert Parks reports in "What's New" (an American Physical Society newsletter)
that the following joke is circulating at the Cold Fusion Institute:
Q: Why do you never see neutrons, tritium, and heat all in the same experiment?
A: Nobody can make that many mistakes.
--Doug
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Los Alamos National Laboratory |IBM programmer are so amusing
Box 1663, MS F-609 |to most of us who are fortunate
Los Alamos, New Mexico 87545 |enough never to have been one --
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