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[Riboflavin]

In article <6cvuku$m...@camel19.mindspring.com>
"Riboflavin" <ri...@mindspring.com> writes:

> Tlerll wrote in message <6cvpqn$9...@bolivia.earthlink.net>...
> >In article <MPG.f5d1abb90c7d660989691@news>,
> >King Joshua <je...@your-house.com> wrote:
> >>I once asked him for a favor, he merely turned me down. I offered to give
> >>up everything for just one simple favor. Why couldn't he help me??? I
> >>offered to give up everything, and I still didn't beat that video game
> >>before I had to return it to the rental store....I won't even bother
> >>asking for a DVD player
> >
> >Well, GOD doesn't LOVE YOU, because you're just a FILTHY LITTLE BOZO, NOT A
> >FUNDAMENTALIST LIKE THE BIBLE SAYS YOU SHOULD BE!
>
>
> YOU TLERLL HIM, TELL! That filthy Bozo comin' around here, claiming to be a
> king, when there is only one King Of Heaven. THE BEABLE SAYS THAT THE ONLY
> KING IS THE KING OF KING OF THE KING KINGS, JOSHUA! HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES,
> HEATHEN?
>
> >The Bible says that you must be a fundamentalist, else you have no right to
> >live and will be tortured forever in hell!
>
> And know what? They only have creamy peanut butter in Hell, King-Doidy!
> HAHAHA Satan will cover your bread with that creamy spread, and you'll be
> screaim' for mercy but you're already dead! Ice-Prophet 69:27.5
>
> >REPENT, SINNER, OR I WILL SEND YOU ANTHRAX VIA EMAIL AND YOU'LL DIE AND SO
> WILL
> >YOUR STOOPID COMPUTER, WHICH SUCKS, BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE MY COMPUTER!!
>
> D00D, 1 L1K3 4NTHRAX! TH3Y AR3 TH3 MAN! 4NTHR4X R0X! TH3R3 TH3 3133+335+
> B4ND 3V3R! 53ND M3 TH3 4NTHRAX!
>
> >STOP TEACHING EVIL-LUTION IN OUR SCHOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> EVIL-LOTION IS BEING APPLIED TO THE HANDS OF GOD FEARING CHILDREN! WE MUST
> DISJOINT THE LOTION FROM THE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM TO SAVE THE HOLY
> HIERARCHY!
> --
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