Alan Smithee wrote: There are three approaches to dealing with a
customer who brings you a problem, the solution to which requires the
violation of the optical invariant.
1. Try to explain why what they want you to do is impossible, based
upon sound physical principles.
2. Smile and tell them you will do the best that you can possibly do,
given their budget and time constraints.
Approaches 1 and 2 never yielded an optimal result for me. In each
case I came out looking either like a denileistic non-team player who
should never again be consulted or an opportunistic feeder who took
their money and failed to deliver.
3. Explain that the task is beyond your experience level or that your
work load will not allow time to work their job. Then refer them to
another designer (preferably someone you don't like and who is either
too stupid to see that the task requires violation of causality or who
is dishonest enough to take their money and deliver no result) or
refer them to an outside contracter (who you know to be either too
stupid or sufficiently dishonest).
Approach 3. leaves you looking clean, honest and helpful. You don't
get to do the work but you also won't get the eventual blame for a
certain failure. If you are wrong and the person you refered designes
the customer a great system, you get the credit for knowing who to go
to and you get promoted to a management position.
This is a quote from the famous optical designer Alan Smithee
James E. Klein
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