Report: Putin Falls Down Stairs and Soils Himself as Security Guards Rush to His Aid

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Report: Putin Falls Down Stairs and Soils Himself as Security Guards
Rush to His Aid
By Mike Miller | 1:30 PM on December 02, 2022

Mikhail Klimentyev, Sputnik, Kremlin Pool Photo via AP
In this episode of The Kremlin Plot Thickens…

According to a report from an anti-Kremlin source with links to Vladimir
Putin’s security team, the Russian dictator fell down the stairs and
soiled himself on Wednesday. Telegram channel “General SVR,” which
purports to be run by a former Russian spy, said Putin suffered the fall
at his official Moscow residence.

The New York Post reported that the impact of the fall caused Putin to
“involuntarily defecate” due to “cancer affecting his stomach and bowels.”

According to General SVR, the strongman fell down five stairs and landed
on his coccyx, or tailbone. Incidentally, two friends of mine recently
suffered similar falls, which one described as “breaking my butt.” Putin
might be stronger than these two women — or not — but that’s gotta hurt.

Anyway, General SVR further reported that three bodyguards helped Putin
to the nearest couch and called medics, who are on duty at the
residence, adding:

Nothing critical [was diagnosed], the president’s condition closer to
nighttime was stable, he can get around on his own, with pain in the
coccyx area while sitting being the only thing that bothers him.

According to the Post, the famously-paranoid Russian leader reportedly
wears slip-proof shoes, and stairs in the official residence had been
deemed safe.

General SVR in October reported on Putin’s alleged condition — and ended
with an ominous warning.

Putin’s oncology is progressing and, despite adequate treatment lately,
the pain is not always completely relieved.

It must be understood that the deplorable state of the president’s
physical and mental health affects the adoption of key decisions. Putin
doesn’t want to change history, he wants to end it.

This isn’t the first indication of something seriously wrong with
Putin’s health.

As we reported in May, “secret recordings” suggested that the
unpredictable Russian suffered from “blood cancer,” and a “coup” was
underway. While I’m sure the palace intrigue continues inside the
Kremlin, reports of Putin being kicked to the curb have proved to be
premature, at best.

Meanwhile, as my colleague Streiff reported on November 26, week 39 of
Putin’s brutal invasion of Ukraine continued, with Russian strikes
impacting Ukraine’s energy infrastructure as winter sets in, and
European Union leaders whining that the U.S. is profiting from the war
at Europe’s expense. In other words, another fine mess Joe Biden has
intentionally gotten this country into.

And Biden, himself? President Paper Tiger said on Thursday he has no
immediate plans to contact Putin but is prepared to speak with the
Russian dictator if he shows an interest in ending the war in Ukraine,
and only in consultation with NATO allies.

That’s our Joe: “Tell me ahead of time you want to admit defeat and end
your brutal invasion, and then I’ll meet with you, so I can take the
credit.”

A profile in courage Biden is not. And Putin, ailing or not, knows it.


Mike Miller
Former editor and senior writer at Independent Journal Review.
Constitutional conservative, loather of hypocrisy, hyper-partisanship,
and whataboutism. And an insufferable pizza snob, of course.

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