From Facebook, Vietnam veteran is not allowed to shop at Costco anymore

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Gordon Drysdale
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I can not shop at Costco anymore :-)))))Yesterday I was at
Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet,
Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out
line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.What did she think
I had an elephant?So because I'm retired and have little to do, on
impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting
the Purina Diet again.I added that I probably shouldn't, because I
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before
I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially
a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your
jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every
time you feel hungry.The food is nutritionally complete so it works
well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire
Hydrant and a car hit me,
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.Better watch what you ask
retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of
crazy things to say.Forward this (especially) to all your retired
friends...it will be their laugh for the day!