Song
Brian K. Thomason
I know someone is going to ask for my qual card on this one but....Can any
supply me with the words to the song that something to do with Rats ass, cats
ass, 29 douche bags tied in a Knot.......
I really feel bad that I forgot this song, although it's not something I'm
always singing at the office and it has been 15 years.
Also to anyone who does not know what I am talking about......it is
Military.Naval worthy because it is a Navel tradition that must be passed to
my sons.
Yikes I forgot the Submarines once, submarines twice one also. Is there a
poem book I should have gotten before discharge.
Humbily,
BKT(SS)
Len Mizutowicz
Blackbeard, you never fail to bring bck a rush of memories with every one
of your postings.
Do you remember the non-quals keeping a list of the supposed "easy" P.O.'s
to get their sigs from?
I remember the pukes coming back aft in groups searching for Engineering
sigs. If they made the mistake of trying for a sig from one of us bored
manuevering watchstanders, we would torture them for hours...
In article <-100795114017@edward_teach.chinalake.navy.mil>,
@chinalake.navy.mil (BlackBeard) wrote:
> In article <NEWTNews.805325...@phxcis29.hq.phelpsd.com>,
> You are absoulutley correct...Give me your damn card! I'm also scratching
> off your ventilation sig. Just for shits and giggles.
> To answer your question...you are talking about the same song...just
> first and second verses...
> I have heard several minor variations but they all follow the same
> general verse.
> I would prefer to e-mail it to you, is that a good address?... We don't
> want the non-quals learning all the oolies too soon. Plus, after the
> look-ups I'm gonna give you for forgetting the submariners "chant"
> (appropriate name) start drawing....
>
> BlackBeard
> -. .- -..- --.-
> De Profundis
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BlackBeard
ch...@motown.ge.com
> From: "Brian K. Thomason" <bkt...@phxcis29.hq.phelpsd.com>
> Newsgroups: sci.military.naval
> Subject: Song
!!!SNIP!!!
> I know someone is going to ask for my qual card on this one but....Can
any
> supply me with the words to the song that something to do with Rats ass,
cats
> ass, 29 douche bags tied in a Knot.......
>
> I really feel bad that I forgot this song, although it's not something
I'm
> always singing at the office and it has been 15 years.
>
>
> BKT(SS)
OK BTK you asked for the 1973 hit from the submarine top 40
This is Kasey Kasite playing that old hit
The submariners secret greeting.
This was especially a novel song to sing to that new girlfriend's
parents in New London when you were invited home to meet the family.
Rats ASS! Cats ASS!
Dirty Rotten Twats!
A Hundred Thousand Deuche Bags
Tied in little Knots
Suck Fuck, Butt Fuck
Gobble Gobble Chew
I'm a Submarine Sailor
Who the Fuck are You???
Yes pass this little ditty on to your sons and daughters
that it may live in posterity!!
It makes a great recital song in elementary schools
Enjoy!!
Carl Hyde
ET1 (SS) Stoney J. Blue
Mark J. Pippenger
That must have been the East Coast Version. Pearl's went like this :
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty rotten twat,
Sixty nine douche bags tied in a knot.
Cocksucker, motherfucker, gobble, gobble chew (Greyback ver? Gobble a baloot?)
I'm a fucking sub sailor,
Who the fuck are you?
Strange are the ways of the skimmer.
What we call peter, they call dinner.
This one goes to the tune of some Italian Opera:
Last night while I was in the bedroom,
I masturbated. It felt so neat. I beat my meat.
Last night when I was in the bedroom,
I used my hand. It felt so grand.
Long strokes, short strokes, rap against the door.
Up strokes, side strokes, dragged across the floor.
There are some perverts in this land,
Who think intercourse is Grand!
But given the choice I'd rather use my Hand!
Then the immortal:
Submalines once,
Submalines tlice,
Horry jumpin Jes Chlist,
We go up an
We go down
We doan efen
Fuckalound.
Alloogah Alloogah, Dive, Dive
Stumpy & Gimpies MuffDiversInn, Subic '75
Gee how nice to pass down such basics of WesternCiv...MARK
BlackBeard
ch...@motown.ge.com wrote:
>
> OK BTK you asked for the 1973 hit from the submarine top 40
> This is Kasey Kasite playing that old hit
> The submariners secret greeting.
not anymore... grrrrrrrrrrrr
<del>
and btw...that was a bit different than most versions I've heard...the
final line esp.
sheesh, next you'll be posting the damn secret handshake and recognition
signs.
BlackBeard
JJE...@Vax1.Mankato.Msus.Edu (Joel Jensen) wrote:
>
> Blian, you musta drank too much Mojo when you were in Subic!!!
> We used to head down to the 'ol Rose & Crown (ala Waikiki) and
> belt out the first verse of the Submarine "Song" every time they
> played Yellow Submarine on that damn piano... The second verse,
> which is to what you're referring to, wasn't allowed in there...
> (Yeah, like the first verse is free of harsh language...)
ARRRRRRRGH!!...the rose and crown...kings alley wakky-ki...This place is
great for exercising those old nuerons back into place...
How about the crows nest...or churchills....and the two aussie owners of
the crows nest...they called their singing show the blue kangaroo...got
raunchier as the night wore on..
and christopher robin is choking his chicken....
Joel Jensen
Mark J. Pippenger
Hey, what about Shit Street? I remember a movie house where Linda Lovelace
and Rin Tin Tin were the feature! Two Eyed Jacks, was that the place? You
could get Primo with or without roaches. Oh yeah, that was b4 Schlitz bought
them and introduced QC. Of course there was the PCT for ejaculating monkeys.
Or Popo's(?) on Kam Highway. OPEHR's(?) for music, some place at the far end
of Kalakaua that was a Mex restaraunt with Margarita pitcher's cheap...then
you go to the R&C to see George,Vickie. I remember when Hemmeter center wasn't.
MARK
Brian K. Thomason
> I would prefer to e-mail it to you, is that a good address?... We don't
> want the non-quals learning all the oolies too soon.
> BlackBeard
Thom...@phelpsd.com
or
Thom...@primenet.com
Brian K. Thomason
>
> ARRRRRRRGH!!...the rose and crown...kings alley wakky-ki...This place is
> great for exercising those old nuerons back into place...
>
> How about the crows nest...or churchills....and the two aussie owners of
> the crows nest...they called their singing show the blue kangaroo...got
> raunchier as the night wore on..
>
> and christopher robin is choking his chicken....
>
>
> BlackBeard
> -. .- -..- --.-
> De Profundis
I probably passed you or passed out by you at the rose and crown or the crows
nest. I lived in the Aloha towers II off of Lewers St. and commuted to 654,
sea or the hill. Yikes I haven't thought of those places in a long time.
Thanks for mammary's.
BKT(SS)
ch...@motown.ge.com
Sorry Blackbeard,
Now I have to requal on the silent service security briefing.
Just call me shameful.
OK I shall remain silent on the secret handshake and the secret signs that
allow all sub sailors to recognize each other.
I'll do penance by having to find and consume all the scottish ale I can
find tonight.
Joel D. Jensen
"Brian K. Thomason" <bkt...@phxcis29.hq.phelpsd.com> wrote:
The Blue Kangaroo... I was just thinking about that place, and couldn't
remember the name of the bar-- THANKS Blackbeard!!! This place is
really making the good memories flood back! Lewers St., know where that
is?
As long as we're talking Hono bars now, how about the ones down on shit (Hotel)
street, i.e. Kathy's, Harbor Lounge, etc.
-JDJ (Ex IC/SS)
ocar...@mnsinc.com
>
>Of course there was the PCT for ejaculating monkeys.
That place has been there forever.
>,Vickie. I remember when Hemmeter center wasn't.
I remember when the Ala Moana shopping center wasn't. Used to be
a used-car-lot row along there. Bought a car there once (1960, while
I was on Seadragon).
For that matter, we had a snakeranch on Kuhio in Waikiki. Nice little
bungalow; 25-story hotel on the location now.
R, O