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Jayvance

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One of my docs, an internist, mentioned this for the first time the other day
and I wondered if anyone else has encountered this. He advised the patient who
had not had success with Viagra to try chewing the tablets instead of
swallowing them, because the doctor had had some success with this approach.
If Viagra doesn't taste any better than some other medicines I've tasted----!!
Maybe they'll come out with flavors!

Jay

JMorngstar

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>doctor had had some success with this approach.

Do you think he meant personal experience.

>If Viagra doesn't taste any better than some other medicines I've
>tasted----!!

Jay, are you trying to tell us more about yourself than we may want to know.
<VBG>

J/J/J/A

Jayvance

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>Do you think he meant personal experience.

LOL! I didn't get that impression, but ya never know!

>Jay, are you trying to tell us more about yourself than we may want to know.
><VBG>

Aren't you the funny one! Actually I lived in Memphis, TN for about a year and
was introduced for the first time to aspirin powder. Not a pill, mind you, but
a little paper envelope kind of thing with a dose of powdered aspirin in it. I
never did quite figure out the "right" way to take it, but let's just say the
first time I just opened up and poured it in my mouth. AAAAGGGGHHHH!

CindyB

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"JMorngstar" <jmorn...@aol.com> wrote:
>doctor had had some success with this approach.

Do you think he meant personal experience.

I wondered the same thing. Sick minds think alike?

CindyB

Jayvance

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>I wondered the same thing. Sick minds think alike?
>
>CindyB

Yes, they do Cindy!! LOLOLOL!

Jay

JMorngstar

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>
>Yes, they do Cindy!! LOLOLOL!

Jay,

Does this mean that you think I am sick in the head, or a little tiched as they
used to say?

Janice

Jayvance

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>Jay,
>
>Does this mean that you think I am sick in the head, or a little tiched as
>they
>used to say?
>
>Janice
>

Janice, you should be so glad I am a gentleman (and yes, I AM a gentleman!)
after your little post over on AOL Hot Zone! I have not laughed so hard in a
long time! So I will not make any further comments on your mental condition!

Jay

JBuxton569

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<<Janice, you should be so glad I am a gentleman (and yes, I AM a gentleman!)
after your little post over on AOL Hot Zone! >>

Jay, who brought up the idea that he was hurt not to be consider to be Anne
over there? Your post did stop a few of us in our tracks for a few minutes.
LOL

Judity

Jayvance

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>Your post did stop a few of us in our tracks for a few minutes.
>LOL
>
>Judity

Point taken, Judity! LOL

PRxword

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Just coming out of lurking mode to say this thread reminds me of that old, old
joke about the man who didn't swallow his testosterone tablet fast enough and
ended up with a stiff neck!
Back to lurking,
Pat

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Valarie

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>Aren't you the funny one! Actually I lived in Memphis, TN for about a year
>and
>was introduced for the first time to aspirin powder. Not a pill, mind you,
>but
>a little paper envelope kind of thing with a dose of powdered aspirin in it.
>I
>never did quite figure out the "right" way to take it, but let's just say the
>first time I just opened up and poured it in my mouth. AAAAGGGGHHHH!


I had a friend who took a BC Powder with Sprite .... forgive me Lord, I laughed
til I almost peed myself, and she was so scared, foaming at the mouth. I am
properly ashamed of myself for laughing. But she was foaming....

~*~*~*~
Valarie
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Norm G.

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New research just out has revealed that Viagra can be readily absorbed via
the SL tissue. The same as nitro. A patch is also in the works and a
Viagra nasal spray is also being tested.

During some types of chemo, some forms of stomatitis are treated with
vaginal suspositories.

Still no work on Viagra for women. Tests done on women using Viagra have
not shown to have any major effect on their ability to desire sexual
activity or to increase sensitivity. Some have stated there was some
effect, but not as dramatic as men have.

Another test has also shown that Viagra can possibly be of use in end stage
CHF.


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One of my docs, an internist, mentioned this for the first time the other
day
and I wondered if anyone else has encountered this. He advised the patient
who
had not had success with Viagra to try chewing the tablets instead of

swallowing them, because the doctor had had some success with this approach.


If Viagra doesn't taste any better than some other medicines I've
tasted----!!

RaeMorrill

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A patch is also in the works and a
Viagra nasal spray is also being tested.
>>

Someone has to ask, so might as well be me. Where, exactly, would this patch be
applied?


Rae Morrill in Maine
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Norm G.

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And I might as well answer...

"On your skin." (Big cheesy grin)

Blupenc

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Not a drinker, eh, Jay?

If you'd ever lived over a hangover, you'd know that BC Powder with hair of the
dog is the best thing for it.

Even for just a plain headache, BC and Coke is great. Of course I think you
have to admit to some disregard for your renal function to do this very much.


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Blupenc

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A few years ago I had the worst stomach virus of the century, I'm sure. I can't
remember being so ill at any other time. I had Phenergan tabs and
suppositories. Neither form would stay at it's appointed post long enough to do
the job. I was surely headed for the IV fluids.

My doctor had a brilliant idea: Since the "tissue is about the same" he
suggested that I use the rectal suppositories vaginally. It made sense to me,
and I was desperate.

The tissues are apparently NOT about the same. I felt like I was sitting on
hot coals. It was truly horrible .

I called him and told him that when he grew his own vagina he could use
whatever he wanted in it, but to leave mine out of any further experiments.


In article <sfceqdr...@corp.supernews.com>, "Norm G."

RaeMorrill

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The tissues are apparently NOT about the same. I felt like I was sitting on
hot coals. It was truly horrible .

I called him and told him that when he grew his own vagina he could use
whatever he wanted in it, but to leave mine out of any further experiments.
>

ROFL. You've done it again. However, I'm betting if there was one of those
local pharmacies that forumulate their own compounds, they may have been able
to compound something that would have worked that way.

BTW, even if you were on fire, did it stop the nausa, or did you not leave it
in long enough to find out?

Wabewawa

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>From: blu...@aol.com (Blupenc)

>A few years ago I had the worst stomach virus of the century, I'm sure. I
>can't
>remember being so ill at any other time. I had Phenergan tabs and
>suppositories. Neither form would stay at it's appointed post long enough to
>do
>the job. I was surely headed for the IV fluids.

Sounds like you and I had the same thing, about the same time. I tried
Compazine and Phenergan in their various manifestations (via the usual routes,
though <g>), but not until I went into the office again and got a shot of
Inapsine did anything help. I don't think I've ever been more thankful for a
pharmaceutical in my whole life.
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Blupenc

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I think I literally forgot to vomit.

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Snuffy

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Thinking along the lines of "butt paste" and "magic mouthwash" I'm conjuring up
some good names to trademark this under, but I don't think they're for
publication. :D

In article <20000414111512...@ng-ba1.aol.com>,
raemo...@aol.comspam (RaeMorrill) writes:

>
>ROFL. You've done it again. However, I'm betting if there was one of those
>local pharmacies that forumulate their own compounds, they may have been able
>to compound something that would have worked that way.
>


Snuffy

RaeMorrill

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I thought this butt paste was a made-up term myself. But I found out there is
an actual brand:

Boudreaux's Butt Paste - web site has picture of container. I wonder if this
is what they actually mean, or if they do mean some locally concocted
preparation

http://www.weebees.com/web_page/ointments.html


<<Thinking along the lines of "butt paste" and "magic mouthwash" I'm conjuring
up
some good names to trademark this under, but I don't think they're for
publication. :D

Rae Morrill in Maine

Valarie

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>
>The tissues are apparently NOT about the same. I felt like I was sitting on
>hot coals. It was truly horrible .
>
>I called him and told him that when he grew his own vagina he could use
>whatever he wanted in it, but to leave mine out of any further experiments.
>

ROFL. Sounds like it was worse than the yeast infection from hell! (and don't
tell me male gynes have ANY idea how miserable a yeast infection is, much less
a husband who thinks it is a "headache" excuse - I started describing one to my
hubby a couple of weeks back, he got quite ill)

~*~*~*~
Valarie
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Torrey L. Shannon

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>I called him and told him that when he grew his own vagina he could use
>whatever he wanted in it, but to leave mine out of any further experiments.

::::wiping away tears:::::

You did it to me again, Becky. I am laughing till it hurts! Sorry that
happened to you, but your response was hysterical.
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Snuffy

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A man cannot imagine what it is like to get up in the middle of the night,
stand in the bathroom contemplating a round metal-bristled hairbrush, actually
trying to decide if the pain would be worth relieving the itch.

In article <20000414135258...@ng-da1.aol.com>,
victori...@aol.com (Valarie) writes:

>
>ROFL. Sounds like it was worse than the yeast infection from hell! (and
>don't
>tell me male gynes have ANY idea how miserable a yeast infection is, much
>less
>a husband who thinks it is a "headache" excuse - I started describing one to
>my
>hubby a couple of weeks back, he got quite ill)
>


Snuffy

RaeMorrill

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Neither can I. Nope, never, ever had one, in spite of antibiotics for
complexion years ago. I do remember a pt in an office I worked in who used to
figure having sex could scratch that itch. LOL. Let's see, a condom with nylon
net or something on it. LOL


<<A man cannot imagine what it is like to get up in the middle of the night,
stand in the bathroom contemplating a round metal-bristled hairbrush, actually
trying to decide if the pain would be worth relieving the itch.

BLC2929

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There's definitely an official Butt Paste, it was recommended for my daughter's
diaper rash when she was a baby. It wasn't on the shelf, had to ask for it
from the pharmacist. I'll never forget having to ask for "Dr. Miller's Butt
Paste" in front of the 8-10 people who were standing around waiting for their
prescriptions. My face must have been 20 shades of red!!!

B. Lynn

>I thought this butt paste was a made-up term myself. But I found out there is
>an actual brand:
>
>Boudreaux's Butt Paste - web site has picture of container. I wonder if this
>is what they actually mean, or if they do mean some locally concocted
>preparation
>
>http://www.weebees.com/web_page/ointments.html
>
>
><<Thinking along the lines of "butt paste" and "magic mouthwash" I'm
>conjuring
>up
>some good names to trademark this under, but I don't think they're for
>publication. :D
>

Torrey L. Shannon

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> I'll never forget having to ask for "Dr. Miller's Butt
>Paste" in front of the 8-10 people who were standing around waiting for their
>prescriptions. My face must have been 20 shades of red!!!

LOL Knowing me, I would have done it while scratching my arse just to make
people wonder....

Torrey L. Shannon

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>A man cannot imagine what it is like to get up in the middle of the night,
>stand in the bathroom contemplating a round metal-bristled hairbrush,
>actually
>trying to decide if the pain would be worth relieving the itch.
>

OMG you are too much! GMTA.

Kukena

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Likewise, when I was in QA, I tried to prove to a fellow MT that there really
is a baby product called "Butt cream" by putting those exact words in on the
Internet. It took me a solid ten minutes of reading to realize what I was
reading had NOTHING to do with infant preparations.

SusanN

RMJCMT

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>I called him and told him that when he grew his own vagina he could use
>whatever he wanted in it, but to leave mine out of any further experiments.
>

ROFPMP... Oh GAWD Becky, you are so funny..... Sorry about your vaginal thing
though... HAAAAAAAAAA

Blupenc

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Rae! Write Heloise, right now. That is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Yet
ANOTHER use for that handy nylon net......

In article <20000414143353...@ng-ba1.aol.com>,

RaeMorrill

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That is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Yet
ANOTHER use for that handy nylon net.....>>

Well, my Nana taught us to make those dish scrubber pompoms out of nylon net
years ago.

My husband wondered about a French tickler!

Norm G.

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That sounds rough, as a man I have to respect what you women must go through
some times.

One woman I work with summed it all up about male gynos..

"How can a man help me with a equipment he doesn't own, it goes beyond
medicine?"

I did a little research, and ORA-GEL the topical can be used to help
ease pain. However it will generate a warm like feeling as it takes
effect.

I called a "WOMAN" gyno and asked...

Doing further research I have found that most topical anaesthetic with
5%-20% benzocaine will help alleviate the pain temporarily.

I have not researched interactions as of yet between using both cures, and
topical anesthetics.
One must be always cautious when using a product that can mask a symptom.

Also the "Hair Brush" idea I have heard before...

Good ol' Norm
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Sharon6650

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In article <20000414141633...@nso-fk.aol.com>, coryz...@aol.com
(Snuffy) writes:

>stand in the bathroom contemplating a round metal-bristled hairbrush,
>actually
>trying to decide if the pain would be worth relieving the itch.

Becky,

I never, ever had a yeast infection in my entire life until just recently. I
was put on Augmentin for a pretty nasty sinus infection, and pretty much
experienced all the side effects that one could while taking this medication,
err lets just say on both sides of the fence. Needless to say, it wasn't a
very comfortable situation down there, and I figured that I would have been
better off just to tough out the sinus infection. At least you can blow your
nose in public without people staring.

Sherry

MeMe901234

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>Needless to say, it wasn't a
>very comfortable situation down there,

Why do any of you suffer at all with a yeast infection? Having chronic lung
infections requires me to take very strong antibiotics quite often. In the
past I suffered from this crap to the point I considered riding across a
barbed-wire fence, but never again. As soon as the first sympton appears I
call my doctor. He gives me one tiny pill to take and ZAP it is gone.

Charlene

CindyB

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Charlene,
I tried that. By the time I finished the antibiotics I had gone through 3
prescriptions of Diflucan. Now, I only let my doc prescribe antibiotics if
I'm about ready to die.

CindyB

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Tha503

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>Since the "tissue is about the same" he
>suggested that I use the rectal suppositories vaginally.

LOL!
I once worked with a woman who told me that in her younger days she placed an
Alka Seltzer tablet in her vagina. She was not alone (if you get my drift).
Someone had told her that it would fizz and give her delightful sensations.
Well instead it burned! She said she jumped up, ran to the bathroom, jumped in
the bathtub, and turned the faucet on full blast to relieve the burning. I
laughed so hard at this mental picture that I cried! I bought some Alka Seltzer
and put it in her mailbox at work. Everytime I passed her I would sing, "Plop,
plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!"

Blupenc

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ROFLUMP (MT style, doncha see).

This is SO TRUE!!

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RaeMorrill

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Everytime I passed her I would sing, "Plop,
plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!"
>>

ROFLMAO.. Anyone remember pop rocks candy - I'm not going to say any more.

MeMe901234

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>Anyone remember pop rocks candy - I'm not going to say any more.

OH RAE, you didn't???

Charlene

Blupenc

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Aaack! AAACK!! Oh I'm laughing so hard I might die!!!!


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Norm G.

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Laughing so hard, I fall out of my chair, unable to catch my breath for many
moments
laying flat on my back...

Ladies.....

My day has been made, never have I laughed so hard in all my life.
I have taken most of these messages and sent them to my colleges.

I rest my case as a man, and yield to the supperior imagination
of women...

You just can't make this sort of thing up.....

Alka-Seltzer .... SNicker.. Snicker..
Pop-rocks....... Hehhehehhehehehhe

I have a few "HALLS" cool menthol cough drops with advanced vapor action in
a dish here in my office and I am looking at them with new eyes.......

Tears in my eyes now, I think people are wondering what is wrong with me as
I climb back into my chair once again in need of a little oxygen at this
time...

The only story I can add to this is that I once assisted in removing an
Glad sandwich baggy (Not the Zip-Lock type) and a rubber band from a 16
year old female who's boy friend had attempted to use as a condom. I
remember bitting my lip under my mask as the item was removed to keep from
laughing.

The young girl was in tears, and I sat down a few later with a nurse, and we
explained everything about the facts of life from A to Z in as much detail
as we could go into about birth control, and so on and so forth. I went
over all the lines that guys use, and so forth as well.
We gave her a few boxes of condoms, and the nurse showed her how they should
also be used. I made sure she was ok, then I got her to laugh about the
whole thing cause I told her to tell her boy friend that washing his penis
in Listerine would make it larger. She really lit up when I told her what
would really happen. I was even able to swipe one of those single use sized
Listerines from the dental office and I gave it to her to give to him, it
was the blue cool mint. Oh boy...She had one of those, "BOY AM I GOING TO
GET HIM FOR THIS" looks on her face. Off she went no worse for wear but
much wiser...

Gee I wonder at times if he believed her........

Hehe Heh BAH HAHAHAHHEEE HEHEHEHEEEEHEHE

Norm G.


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David Cheatham

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This string of messages is too much! I'm also ROFL while being
the first to admit I don't have the equipment.

However, on a serious note I did develop an oral candidiasis, or
that's what the doctor said it was, after a bad bout of
bronchitis and loads of antibiotics. I commented to his P.A.
that if vaginal candidiasis was anything even remotely like that,
well... and I was at a loss for words.

Swallowing the testosterone tablet too fast and getting a stiff
neck. That was another ROFL one.

Laughing with and not at,
David


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Iris

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Sitting here taking a break reading as usual. You all know I am here. Just
about passed this thread up because I am a little tired of Viagra, I am
certainly glad I stuck to my guns...... I have not enjoyed anything so much
in ages. I agree I might die from laughing.

Iris
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