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Edwardo Conrado Conrado
Apr 29, 2013, 4:45:00 PM4/29/13
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< SPECIAL REPORT
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WASHINGTON, DC (Rueters) -- In
a special ceremony in front of the National
Museum of Natural History on Friday, the
Smithsonian Institution finally will get the
middle finger.
<
Ed Conrad will give Wayne Clough, its
longtime Secretary, his petrified middle finger
that proves -- for once and for all -- that man
indeed is as old as coal.
<
This is a neat picture of Ed's middle finger,
along with its second-cousin, a petrified toe
that he discovered only a few feet away.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
<
"Nobody likes getting the middle finger,
especially from other motorists, but we
here at the Smithsonian are delighted
and we're going to enjoy it very much,"
Clough probably will tell Sean Hannity in
an exclusive interview on Fox News.
<
Ed, the greatest fossil finder in the
history of History, found these incredible
mind-boggling 280-million-year-old artifacts
while searching for empty beer and soda
cans along Route 54 near Mahanoy City,
Pa.
<
Reportedly, he is seriously considering
donating the petrified toe to Stephen Hawking
so folks can rightfully say that The World's
Smartest Man does indeed have a part of
a foot in his mouth.
<
========================
< OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS -- MANY
< HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
<
< HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
<
===========================
<
And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one
of the world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally
examined and tested one of Ed's discoveries and concluded that
it's a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken off.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
<
"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
<
-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
< after confirming fossil is a human skull
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
<
Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested by
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. -- considered the
most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which documented
that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
<
< OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
<
< WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
<
< EARS, JOHNNY!
<
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
<
==============
<
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genealogy/browse_thread/thread/140...
< and
http://www.edconrad.com
<
PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
<
http://www.edconrad.org
< CRIME IN RHYME
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
<<
"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
<
< (and)
<
"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
< -- Clayton Lennon, philosopher
<
======================
<
A FEW EUROPEAN NEWSPAPERS
<
National Newspapers of the United Kingdom
Daily Express
Daily Mail
Daily Mirror
Daily Star
Electronic Telegraph
Financial Times
News of the World
Observer (Sunday)
Sunday Mirror
Sunday People
Sunday Times
The Guardian
The Independent
The Sun
The Times
<
National Newspapers of Germany
Bild-Zeitung
Die Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Der Spiegel
Der Spiegel (English)
Die Tageszeitung
Die Welt
Die Zeit
Handelsblatt
<
National Newspapers of Italy
La Repubblica
La Stampa
Il Corriere della Sera
L'Unità
L'Osservatore Romano
Il Sole 24 Ore
Il Manifesto
<
National Newspapers of Sweden
Aftonbladet
Dagens Nyheter
Svenska Dagbladet
<
National Newspapers of Ireland
Irish Examiner
Irish Times
The Sunday Business Post
The Sunday World
<
WORLD'S TOP-RANKED UNIVERSITIES
<
Rank Name of University Country
1 Harvard University USA
2 University of Oxford UK
3 University of Cambridge UK
4 Stanford University USA
5 Massachusetts Institute of Technology USA
6 University of California, Berkeley USA
7 California Institute of Technology USA
8 Princeton University USA
9 Yale University USA
10 University of Chicago USA
11 Columbia University USA
12 University of California, San Diego USA
13 Cornell University USA
14 University of California, Los Angeles USA
15 University Pennsylvania USA
16 University of Wisconsin, Madison USA
17 University of Washington, Seattle USA
18 Tokyo University Japan
19 University of California, San Francisco USA
20 University of Michigan, Ann Arbor USA
21 Kyoto University Japan
22 Imperial College London UK
23 Johns Hopkins University USA
24 University of Toronto Canada
25 University College London UK
26 University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign USA
27 Swiss Federal Institute of Technology, Zurich Switzerland
28 Washington University, St. Louis USA
29 New York University USA
30 Duke University USA
31 University of Minnesota, Twin Cities USA
32 Northwestern University USA
33 Rockefeller University USA
34 University of Colorado, Boulder USA
35 University of California, Santa Barbara USA
36 University of British Columbia Canada
37 University of Maryland, College Park USA
38 Utrecht University Netherlands
39 University of Texas, Austin USA
40 University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center USA
41 Pennsylvania State University, University Park USA
42 University of California, Davis USA
43 Vanderbilt University USA
44 University of California, Irvine USA
45 University of Paris 06 France
46 University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh USA
47 University of Southern California USA
48 Rutgers State University, New Brunswick USA
49 University of Manchester UK
50 Karolinska Institute, Stockholm Sweden
51 University of Munich Germany
52 Technical University of Munich Germany
53 University of Florida USA
54 University of Edinburgh UK
55 Australian National University Australia
56 Carnegie Mellon University USA
57 University of Copenhagen Denmark
58 University of Zurich Switzerland
59 Hebrew University, Jerusalem Israel
60 Osaka University Japan
61 McGill University Canada
62 University of Bristol UK
63 University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill USA
64 Uppsala University Sweden
65 Ohio State University, Columbus USA
66 University of Paris 11 France
67 University of Sheffield UK
68 University of Heidelberg Germany
69 University of Oslo Norway
70 Case Western Reserve University USA
71 Moscow State University Russia
72 University of Leiden Netherlands
73 Purdue University, West Lafayette USA
74 University of Helsinki Finland
75 University of Rochester USA
76 University of Melbourne Australia
77 Tohoku University Japan
78 University of Nottingham UK
79 University of Arizona USA
80 Michigan State University USA
81 King's College London UK
82 Boston University USA
83 University of Basel Switzerland
84 Stockholm University Sweden
85 Brown University USA
86 University of Goettingen Germany
87 Rice University USA
88 Texas A&M University, College Station USA
89 Tokyo Institute of Technology Japan
90 University of Birmingham UK
91 University of Utah USA
92 University of Freiburg Germany
93 McMaster University Canada
94 Nagoya University Japan
95 University of Iowa USA
96 University of Strasbourg 1 France
97 Ecole Normale Super Paris France
98 Indiana University, Bloomington USA
99 Arizona State University, Tempe USA
100 University of Rome La Sapienza Italy
============================
< SPECIAL REPORT
============================
<
WASHINGTON, DC (Rueters) -- In
a special ceremony in front of the National
Museum of Natural History on Friday, the
Smithsonian Institution finally will get the
middle finger.
<
Ed Conrad will give Wayne Clough, its
longtime Secretary, his petrified middle finger
that proves -- for once and for all -- that man
indeed is as old as coal.
<
This is a neat picture of Ed's middle finger,
along with its second-cousin, a petrified toe
that he discovered only a few feet away.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
<
"Nobody likes getting the middle finger,
especially from other motorists, but we
here at the Smithsonian are delighted
and we're going to enjoy it very much,"
Clough probably will tell Sean Hannity in
an exclusive interview on Fox News.
<
Ed, the greatest fossil finder in the
history of History, found these incredible
mind-boggling 280-million-year-old artifacts
while searching for empty beer and soda
cans along Route 54 near Mahanoy City,
Pa.
<
Reportedly, he is seriously considering
donating the petrified toe to Stephen Hawking
so folks can rightfully say that The World's
Smartest Man does indeed have a part of
a foot in his mouth.
<
========================
< OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS -- MANY
< HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
<
< HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
<
===========================
<
And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one
of the world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally
examined and tested one of Ed's discoveries and concluded that
it's a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken off.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
<
"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
<
-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
< after confirming fossil is a human skull
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
<
Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested by
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. -- considered the
most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which documented
that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
<
< OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
<
< WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
<
< EARS, JOHNNY!
<
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
<
==============
<
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
<
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genealogy/browse_thread/thread/140...
< and
http://www.edconrad.com
<
PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
<
http://www.edconrad.org
< CRIME IN RHYME
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
<<
"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
<
< (and)
<
"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
< -- Clayton Lennon, philosopher
<
======================
<
A FEW EUROPEAN NEWSPAPERS
<
National Newspapers of the United Kingdom
Daily Express
Daily Mail
Daily Mirror
Daily Star
Electronic Telegraph
Financial Times
News of the World
Observer (Sunday)
Sunday Mirror
Sunday People
Sunday Times
The Guardian
The Independent
The Sun
The Times
<
National Newspapers of Germany
Bild-Zeitung
Die Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Der Spiegel
Der Spiegel (English)
Die Tageszeitung
Die Welt
Die Zeit
Handelsblatt
<
National Newspapers of Italy
La Repubblica
La Stampa
Il Corriere della Sera
L'Unità
L'Osservatore Romano
Il Sole 24 Ore
Il Manifesto
<
National Newspapers of Sweden
Aftonbladet
Dagens Nyheter
Svenska Dagbladet
<
National Newspapers of Ireland
Irish Examiner
Irish Times
The Sunday Business Post
The Sunday World
<
WORLD'S TOP-RANKED UNIVERSITIES
<
Rank Name of University Country
1 Harvard University USA
2 University of Oxford UK
3 University of Cambridge UK
4 Stanford University USA
5 Massachusetts Institute of Technology USA
6 University of California, Berkeley USA
7 California Institute of Technology USA
8 Princeton University USA
9 Yale University USA
10 University of Chicago USA
11 Columbia University USA
12 University of California, San Diego USA
13 Cornell University USA
14 University of California, Los Angeles USA
15 University Pennsylvania USA
16 University of Wisconsin, Madison USA
17 University of Washington, Seattle USA
18 Tokyo University Japan
19 University of California, San Francisco USA
20 University of Michigan, Ann Arbor USA
21 Kyoto University Japan
22 Imperial College London UK
23 Johns Hopkins University USA
24 University of Toronto Canada
25 University College London UK
26 University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign USA
27 Swiss Federal Institute of Technology, Zurich Switzerland
28 Washington University, St. Louis USA
29 New York University USA
30 Duke University USA
31 University of Minnesota, Twin Cities USA
32 Northwestern University USA
33 Rockefeller University USA
34 University of Colorado, Boulder USA
35 University of California, Santa Barbara USA
36 University of British Columbia Canada
37 University of Maryland, College Park USA
38 Utrecht University Netherlands
39 University of Texas, Austin USA
40 University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center USA
41 Pennsylvania State University, University Park USA
42 University of California, Davis USA
43 Vanderbilt University USA
44 University of California, Irvine USA
45 University of Paris 06 France
46 University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh USA
47 University of Southern California USA
48 Rutgers State University, New Brunswick USA
49 University of Manchester UK
50 Karolinska Institute, Stockholm Sweden
51 University of Munich Germany
52 Technical University of Munich Germany
53 University of Florida USA
54 University of Edinburgh UK
55 Australian National University Australia
56 Carnegie Mellon University USA
57 University of Copenhagen Denmark
58 University of Zurich Switzerland
59 Hebrew University, Jerusalem Israel
60 Osaka University Japan
61 McGill University Canada
62 University of Bristol UK
63 University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill USA
64 Uppsala University Sweden
65 Ohio State University, Columbus USA
66 University of Paris 11 France
67 University of Sheffield UK
68 University of Heidelberg Germany
69 University of Oslo Norway
70 Case Western Reserve University USA
71 Moscow State University Russia
72 University of Leiden Netherlands
73 Purdue University, West Lafayette USA
74 University of Helsinki Finland
75 University of Rochester USA
76 University of Melbourne Australia
77 Tohoku University Japan
78 University of Nottingham UK
79 University of Arizona USA
80 Michigan State University USA
81 King's College London UK
82 Boston University USA
83 University of Basel Switzerland
84 Stockholm University Sweden
85 Brown University USA
86 University of Goettingen Germany
87 Rice University USA
88 Texas A&M University, College Station USA
89 Tokyo Institute of Technology Japan
90 University of Birmingham UK
91 University of Utah USA
92 University of Freiburg Germany
93 McMaster University Canada
94 Nagoya University Japan
95 University of Iowa USA
96 University of Strasbourg 1 France
97 Ecole Normale Super Paris France
98 Indiana University, Bloomington USA
99 Arizona State University, Tempe USA
100 University of Rome La Sapienza Italy
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