Re: Call for nominations - Richbull.com Memorial Award for 2006
Flying Rat
poll...@netcabal.com says...
> Greetings in the name of Fluffy!
>
> While the last candidates for Rookie Kook of the Year, Kook of the Year,
> Coward of the Year, and Clueless Newbie of the Year are being chosen as
> part of the December 2006 Usenet Kooks Awards, candidates for one last
> award, the Richbull.com Memorial Award for Kooksite of the Year, still
> need to be chosen. As a reminder, here are the qualifications for a
> site to be eligible.
>
> The Richbull.com Memorial Award for Kooksite of the Year. The rules are
> as follows:
>
> 1. There will be a nominations period in January, and voting will take
> place on the Kooks of the Year ballot.
>
> 2. To be eligible, a site must belong to a Usenet poster or be related
> to Usenet in some way (this is the Timecube rule).
>
> 3. LARTed sites are eligible, but they must have been in existence at
> some time during the preceding year.
>
> 4. All other usual rules apply.
>
> Nominations are now open, and will close at 11:59:59 PM on January 8th.
> Please post nominations to this thread if possible. Meanwhile, as
> examples of the kind of sites that qualify for this prestigious honor,
> here are a few executive nominations, each of which will need to be
> seconded to be valid.
>
> Richard Scoville's late unlamented pay-per-view libel site.
> www.freespeechstore.com
> (Last year's winner, BTW)
>
> Roger Dean "teslacoils2006" Ray's nuked mind control site.
> http://groups.msn.com/psycologicalwarfare
>
> Raymond Karczewski's site hawking his kooky books, tapes, and CDs.
> http://www.arkenterprises.com
>
> Joseph "Colonel Jake" Jimenez's wacked-out portion of his personal
> website (the front page is actually non-kooky--downright normal in
> fact).
> http://www.coloneljake.com/archives/01/
>
> Wayne Manzo's NASA conspiracy site.
> www.mansueact.com/
>
> George Hammond's scientific proof of God:
> http://www.geocities.com/scientific_proof_of_god/
>
> Chuck Lysaght's pathetic, delusional weblog:
> http://skywriter.diaryland.com/
>
> More nominations, please!
>
Andrew Ben-Hua Chung and his completely delusional
http://www.heartmdphd.com
complete with its convict lists, demons, quack diets and all the rest of
the paranoid schizophrenic crap he keeps on there. Recent additions are
links to his Two Pounds O'Shite Diet and the phony 'million dollar
guarantee' advance fee fraud he is running, for his one-man charitable
'foundation'.
Truly a k00ksite which is up there with Kaz00 Teh Convict and Edmo, if
not k00kier, and should produce some serious jail time for the k00k.
Seconds humbly sought.
FR
Flying Rat
m...@privacy.net says...
devoted to a "tribute to Emory Cardiology"
He's doing a tribute site to the facility that sacked him after 80 days!
FR
percy
I'll second andy419's ko0ksite, Ratty. With a <vb**evil**g> (emphasis mine)!
Vicki
demon-in-waiting
SMC Demon Cabal Flying Rat
tribute site. He honestly believes that when the people who sacked his
ass see it, they will be 'filled with teh Holey Spirits' and give him
his job back.
Then he can move back to Florida, and his wife will come back to him.
You couldn't make this crap up...someone should grab the movie rights
FR
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
> Flying Rat wrote:
>> m...@privacy.net says...
>> devoted to a "tribute to Emory Cardiology"
>>
>> He's doing a tribute site to the facility that sacked him after 80 days!
>
> mine)!
>
> Vicki
> demon-in-waiting
I'll second TeslaFreak's site.
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