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On Feb 10, 4:35 pm, "Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK"
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grandwiz...@safe-mail.net> wrote:
> In article <jh43fm$
8r...@dont-email.me>,
> auto-genera...@privacy.invalid (bit r ⦿t) wrote:
>
> > I think you're ok on this one. IIRC, Piggly Wiggly was nominated or won a
> > vote/award for being "rock hard stupid" waging a witch hunt at the entirely
> > wrong Albatross, wrong city, wrong state, wrong wrong wrong - you may or
> > may not have read/heard about this over the last short while.
>
> > Well...all in all, you don't want the Piggly Wiggly or ANY koOk/Usenet
> > whackjob, to end up taking too much of your "nowtime" as we call it -
> > it only comes once in a limited supply.
>
> One correction, Mr. Rot. While Rock Hard Stupid Hanson was nominated for
> two awards, he lost the Loony Maroon to Emmett "Pissbum Powerhouse"
> Gulley and the Village Idiot to Greg Hall. Against this sort of
> competition, it's not surprising he came in second: the Grand Wizard
> will note that he had a strong showing against Hall, coming within three
> votes of becoming AUK's new Village Idiot.
>
> Given his long history of consummate cretinism and his utterly
> incompetent stalking, I think my client deserves to be recognized. And
> so, as representative of Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson, I ask that
> he be placed in consideration for the following awards.
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> LOONY MAROON
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE"
> BUSTED URINAL
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK AWARD
>
> The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
>
> --
> Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
> Manager:ArchimedesPlutonium
> Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
> Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
> Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
> Lamey the Cable Guy
>
> RIP Ernie Roth:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth