Chemists have figured out all the elements a long time ago.
There are no "magic" elements waiting to be discovered.
No dilithium crystals, no Upsadaisium.
Rocks that float? Give me a fucking break. What, pray tell,
is the science behind that?
Instead of science, we get a load of New Age claptrap about
all souls being connected together, that souls can be transferred
magically between bodies.
If I wanted to see such nonsense I'd go to a John Travlota
Scientology film.
Christ, no ray-guns even.
Man, I can't wait to see your reaction to sinking ice in GI JOE.
I already crossed that off my list.
Why do you demand that fictional things be scientific and "real world"
like? It's fiction! It doesn't have to be like the real world! That's
why it's called "fiction"... So-called "science" fiction is often
not scientific. More emphasis on the "fiction" part, instead. If you
don't like that, and want something closer to "science" science
fiction then you won't find a whole lot of it in Hollywood.
I draw the line at rocks that float.
Marines ?? with guns ??? and conventional 1940's weapons??
NO NUKES ???
Stupid unimaginative Hollywood.
Cowboy and injun movie.
and the final robot fight with knives ?????
special effects were fantastic, plot was crummy.
Uobtainium is a mineral, an ambient temperature superconductor. In
the movie it looked like a lump of polycrystalline silicon.
> Rocks that float? Give me a fucking break. What, pray tell,
> is the science behind that?
Ambient temp supercon at a planet's strong magnetic pole.
> Instead of science, we get a load of New Age claptrap about
> all souls being connected together, that souls can be transferred
> magically between bodies.
No worse than going robotic after the Singularity.
> If I wanted to see such nonsense I'd go to a John Travlota
> Scientology film.
Different nonsense - oysters, sand grains, souls plunged into erupting
volcanoes. Like the bible, but with a bigger entry fee and periodic
maintenance levies.
> Christ, no ray-guns even.
Shrouded fans good. Shrouded fans plus debris bad.
--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz4.htm
> Uobtainium is a mineral, an ambient temperature superconductor. In
> the movie it looked like a lump of polycrystalline silicon.
"uNobtainium appears nowhere in the movie, nor could it.
idiot
Big fucking difference between floating in water
and floating in air.
Hey, if you want to write a story about how Mars
has anti-gravity wood that allows you to cruise
the waves of inter-planetary aether and call it
Space: 1899, fine. I'll go along with it as long
as your up front about it.
>
> -tg
Is that why the ones not tethered to the ground by
vines didn't float away? Even the tethered ones
would have had to hold still for the vines to grow.
Have you thought about becoming a screenwriter?
Looks like there would be no competition.
>
> > Instead of science, we get a load of New Age claptrap about
> > all souls being connected together, that souls can be transferred
> > magically between bodies.
>
> No worse than going robotic after the Singularity.
>
> > If I wanted to see such nonsense I'd go to a John Travlota
> > Scientology film.
>
> Different nonsense - oysters, sand grains, souls plunged into erupting
> volcanoes. Like the bible, but with a bigger entry fee and periodic
> maintenance levies.
>
> > Christ, no ray-guns even.
>
> Shrouded fans good. Shrouded fans plus debris bad.
>
> --
> Uncle Alhttp://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
I agree with Al. "An ambient temperature superconductor" is at least
as plausible as any other science fiction movie artifact that I can
think of.
More troublesome to me is that the movie built a paper villain that
nobody could like and then proceeded to knock it down. Yawn.
[snip]
Be more specific in the future. Not everyone rushed to see the latest
dumb movie like you did.
-tg
If we're going to accept magic, maybe we could do
someting along the lines of:
"Harry Potter and the Princess of Mars"
Think of it: all the Star Trek characters replaced by
wizards, each with his own speciality. One to cast a
spell to hurl the ship across space. Another (former
Quiddich champion) to control the massed broomsticks
used for impulse power. Another with a big crystal ball
to act as navigator. The captain would have to be a
? (whatever that word was that allows him to speak to
snakes) as I'm sure that ability would also allow the
captain to speak alien languages.
Of course, we still need the guys in the red shirts to
act as expendables. They can be muggles.
I think I may be onto something. Anybody know JK's
e-mail address?
> "Harry Potter and the Princess of Mars"
>
Tars Tarkus would SOOoooo kick Harry's ass.
--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
I saw but didn't watch Star Trek, it was totally implausible. It may have
been Isaac Asimov or Arthur C. Clarke, I've long forgotten who, but
someone once wrote that sci-fi was only ordinary fiction about human
beings with a technological innovation added. Asimov wrote detective
stories with a robot breaking his laws, Heinlein's "Moon is a Harsh
Mistress" was remake of the American War of Independence, and
so on. "Beam me up, Scottie", "photon torpedoes" and "warp drive"
are as implausible as any fiction can be. Dr. Who's "Tardis" had
a greater internal volume than the box containing it. He was only a
remake of the Lone Ranger anyway, with the black hats played by
robots. Exterminate, exterminate... you'd only have to kick them
over to stop them dead. Your adoration of Roddenberry only shows
your familiarity with your youthful zest, now lost in the past.
He had slowpoke rays for his photon torpedoes (reborn ray guns) so
that they could be dodged. It's a yarn, nothing more, and as silly as
any tale retold today. Don't tell me that is "plausible". It only seems
that way to you because you swallowed it hook, line and sinker when
you were young. Look at it objectively.
Dittos.
--Mike Jr.
>Big fucking difference between floating in water
>and floating in air.
Not even original either, Jonathan Swift had airborne rocks in
Gulliver's Travels - Laputa.
rossum
This is certainly true, but:
> Your adoration of Roddenberry only shows
> your familiarity with your youthful zest, now lost in the past.
Don't be so quick to dis Roddenberry. Yes, most of the
"science" in Trek was quite wonky, but consider that
the heroes of the show were largely scientists and
engineers. He may have gotten the details wrong, but
he got the engineer's values right. And considering that
what he was making was a TV show and not textbooks,
that's a real success. Consider how very few others
have done as well.
Truly it is written:
Young Star Trek fans grow up to be scientists and
engineers, wanting to work for NASA or do research
or build high tech. Young Star Wars fans grow up
to be old Star Wars fans.
Marshall
I give him a little credit: there was no gravity on the spaceships,
the natives' native language wasn't English, and the atmosphere
of the planet wasn't breathable. Those are details that are
almost always done wrong.
> Instead of science, we get a load of New Age claptrap about
> all souls being connected together, that souls can be transferred
> magically between bodies.
That part was shit.
Marshall
Pandora becomes Pacoima, the whole movie sung to "Yellow Rose of
Texas,"
CUPIDITY
by Uncle Al
Cupid was arrested
for doing something rad.
He aimed his arrows at a pig,
Socialism's bad.
Abridging right's forbidden,
you know it in your soul.
Arnie signed 962
and freedom's all been stole.
Cupid had it coming,
above and from below;
MQ-9s with Hellfires,
some armor-piercing blow.
Chain guns and hot shrap'nel,
.50 cal delight.
They juked him in the morning,
and throughout all the night.
They fired until their barrels glowed,
magazines ran dry.
They fired with fingers blistered,
but Cupid would not die.
Some may call it justice,
others massacree.
People shiver in their cells:
Homeland Severity.
If you love your country,
and if you love your wife;
If you love your property,
and if you love your life:
Get yourself a long arm,
and get yourself its due.
Share the love that matters,
before they cupid you.
Coming soon! "Ode to a Mossberg 590" sung to "The Wreck of the Edmund
Fitzgerald."
--
Uncle Al
You mean Gulliver's Travels wasn't based on hard scientific
fact?
Tell that to the giant people who occupy Alaska! Ask Palin!
In the Indian epic story of Ramayana,floating stones formed a bridge
between India and a neighboring country to carry across an invading
monkey army. They had Ram's name written on them with a divine Bhakthi
(devotion) creating a force believed to transcend science.
And this rests the OP's case.
That part was shit.
Marshall
============================================
Programs can be transferred magically between computers. What's
shit about wireless networking? It's only magic if you don't understand
software is the soul of the machine.
Truly it is written:
Marshall
============================================
Don't be so quick to dis Newton.
Yes, most of the "science" in Einstein's Relativity is completely
wonky, but consider that the fans of the show are largely morons.
Newton may have gotten the details right, but he got the engineer's
values right too. And considering that what he was making was a
physical science and not home movies, that's a real success.
Consider how very few others have done as well.
Don't be so quick to dis Beethoven or Brahms.
Young Elvis fans grow up to be housewives and cr�che operators,
wanting to work for money or do lactate research or build low
tech rocking cribs. Young Elvis Presley fans grow up to be old Elvis
Presley grannies and never listen to a symphony in their life.
Can I dis Michael Jackson? The punk doesn't belong to my era
and a 50-year-old poof paedophile acting like a teenager doesn't
do a thing for me.
One detail that was missed is that with those face-hugger
respirators, facial hair would be forbidden. Yet I saw more
beards than at a Kabul block-party.
I took "unobtanium" to be an engineering slang term, rather
than the proper name for whatever-it-was. After all, it's
a more or less common name today for some unlikely substance
like, say, "cavorite". That disturbed me far less than the
deplorable writing of the movie.
Regards,
Rick
Wow, when you modified-quote me back at myself like
that, it really makes me realize that if I had written
something totally different than what I did write,
it would have been complete nonsense.
Eye-opening stuff, to be sure.
Marshall
Wow, when you modified-quote me back at myself like
that, it really makes me realize that if I had written
something totally different than what I did write,
it would have been complete nonsense.
Eye-opening stuff, to be sure.
Marshall
=====================
But I didn't disrespect Roddenberry.
He produced the amusement he set out to do and made his money,
that is a legitimate pursuit and the business of entertainment. It's
been that way since wandering minstrels and bards have roamed
the land sing for their supper. Nowadays they can roam the world.
Football and soccer players are no different, they knock a ball about
and children admire their talent, but in the end it is just as game.
Talented engineers design TVs and they are used primarily to
entertain. Nobody is really interested in watching a panel of lights
or listening to a paper cone inside a magnet, it is the information
it carries that amuses or informs. The glory goes to the entertainer;
the mathematicians, scientists and engineers that make the magic
possible are unheard of except by their own kind, and fiction is
what the people want.
iam pridem, ex quo suffragia nulli uendimus, effudit curas; nam qui
dabat olim imperium, fasces, legiones, omnia, nunc se continet atque duas
tantum res anxius optat, panem et circenses.
(Juvenal, Satire 10.77-81)
Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have
abdicated our duties; for the People who once upon a time handed out
military command, high civil office, legions - everything, now restrains
itself and anxiously hopes for just two things: bread and circuses
I have no problem with the idea of mind-transfer, although
there are quite a number of practical difficulties that must
be overcome before we can do it. But I didn't see "wireless
networking" in the movie; I saw an evolutionary system
that had somehow come up with an information bus
that all animals and even *plants* shared. How's that
again? What was the evolutionary advantage to the
flying critters to be mind-controlled by the Na'vi?
What was the evolutionary advantage to the plant life
to maintain all those data interconnects that would
more than offset the cost of maintaining them? Or
was it rather just that the whole thing was a bogus
"noble savage" Gaia mother precious snowflake
ideological throwback?
Marshall
=====================================
I've not seen the movie, just clips of it on the news.
That was enough reason for me not to see it, it would
fail to entertain me. My comments were related to those
that consider it less plausible than Star Trek and its tribbles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3kHy4fqtpU
Is that what they call themselves? They think they have
trouble now with people wanting their rocks, think of
the stampede when people find out they have the secret
of eternal life. Not very wise of them to let that secret
out.
how do we know how old the trees are? maybe in their age and wisdom
they can see the wisdom of preserving the balance of the global mind
while deaming less developed minds to suffer their own made fate.
--
Hauke Reddmann <:-EX8 fc3...@uni-hamburg.de
Oh must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough
to love you knowing nothing?
>
> special effects were fantastic, plot was crummy.
Although Avatar was antitechnology, it was procomputer. Those
biological connects had a very close resemblance to electronic
interconnects. I got the distinct impression that computers were
natural, while robots were not.
Even as environmental propaganda, Avatar didn't match "Silent
Running."
Why were those Na'vi so nice, anyway? That was something I
didn't understand. Or maybe I do. I was supposed to get a hard on for
some nice tail.
It was a pontoon bridge.
The "stones" floated in water. Ram's name was written on them.
Stones don't generally take ink or paint well. Obviously, the "stones"
were wood.
Similarly, the floating mountains in Avatar were obviously made of
unobtainium, a room temperature superconductor. The magnetic field of
the planet repelled the superconductor, making the mountains float in
air.
Whatever.
excellent :D
bwahahahaha
+1 !
There are a lot of people who cannot distinguish "science fiction",
"fantasy", and "the real world."
It seems to be a prerequisite for 'journalism' or 'politics.'
Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA
Yep. The library in Southboro, Mass dumped all the scifi books
but kept all the fantasy books which were marked as scifi. The
library here, in Michigan, distinguishes between scifi and
fantasy but shelves them in the scifi section. I found this
very interesting.
>
> It seems to be a prerequisite for 'journalism' or 'politics.'
A type of thinking which is a virus.
/BAH