Babbling incoherently for the last time, I vanish up my
own back-side, drooling onto my straight-jacket, howling
nonsense until quite hoarse, unable to factor 144, or think
of an odd integer, mouth agape, eyes wandering, hands
fitfully scratching each other, kneeling trembling before
the lords of the newsgroup, obeying the cruel commands
of the tiny voice near the top of my even tinier brain, I blither
about nothing - blither about everything - king of the
crippled cluster-fuck that is the horribly misnamed
'mathforum' - a more horrid organization does not exist,
I drop my head to my lap and furiously claw at my scalp,
darting looks left and right, searching for my enemies
behind every corner, stealing the maths out of my head
for I must post this! now! and all will hail the formula I
have devised - the symbols of which may re-arranged
to form formulas with a different truth value! You will see!