JSH: Finally home
jonnie
Welcome to Langley Porter Psychiatric Hospital and Clinics
Langley Porter Psychiatric Hospital (LPPI) and Clinics consists of an adult
inpatient unit (2,200 licensed beds), an Adult Partial Hospital Program
(daily census ranges from 312-717) and adult/child outpatient services
(approximately 200,200 visits per year). Primary diagnoses for patients in
all services include major depression, anxiety, NPD, Math, dorkism, and
psychosis.
LPPI serves all ethnic and socio-economic groups who reside in San Francisco
and the greater Bay Area, as well as those referred from areas throughout
the Western region of the United States.
How to make an appointment
If you are interested in obtaining treatment for yourself or a loved one, or
that image that resides in the mirror, please call the Langley Porter
Psychiatric Hospital and Clinics Intake Desk at 415-476-7500.
Intake and treatment
Intake Phone Interview: When you call, a qualified intake expert will ask
you questions about your condition, if y ou wnat to be on drugs or not, and
then you may be scheduled for an appointment at Langley Porter Psychiatric
Hospital and Clinics.
Getting to your appointment: Once you have your appointment, please click on
the links below for directions to your treatment location, our rooms are
safe with locking doors from both inside and outside, and have extra soft
walls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzoXQKumgCw
About your treatment: Your intake appointment will be with a UCSF
psychiatric resident or psychology fellow, who may or may not be your
primary clinician during your treatment, depending upon if he likes you or
not. Our trainees are in the final stages of their training and are
supervised by our experienced faculty members. Members of Newsgroups can
also admit fellow posters
401 Parnassus Avenue
San Francisco, CA 94143
415-476-7500 (appointments)
415-502-6361 (fax)
Inverse 19 theories
"jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote in message
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> me a blithering poop
jonnie
"Inverse 19 theories" <jonnie_sucks...@gmail.net> wrote in message
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still a dork? ya.........
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/dork-33464.jpg
NNTP-Posting-Host:
DORKMARTINMMUSATOVcSa9Gg1lNATDRNJBn04Q.user.speranza.aioe.org
Martin M Musatov interviewed;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJbqmXyuhls
you still here?
why dont you do something, like get a job, or ask you mommie to keep you
busy?
why you spend 24/7 on intenet ?
lack social skills ?
Stoner ?
Just wait for free medical Pot, you'll be smashed all the time.
OH! You already are...... dufus.
Here is your mom and dad, and baby Mouchoff;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KUZ4pi2qeI
Smee
Eat my balls, you rectum-dwelling fucknozzle spamming piece of shit.
Learn about newsgroups and their topics, you fucking imbecile.
jonnie
"Smee" <jonnie_sucks...@gmail.net> wrote in message
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> smee again.
>
you are a dweeb, just like JSH, except JSH is more!
Smee
Wrong newsgroup again, you fucking imbecile.
jonnie
please post your replies in;
alt.nobodycares.aboutthe.greengoo.leakingfrom.yourears
and get treatment;
http://www.crackcocainerecovery.com/
Annualized Scrotum Investment
jonnie
"Annualized Scrotum Investment" <jonnie_sucks...@gmail.new> wrote
in message news:hhvud4$t9s$1...@speranza.aioe.org...
> Wrong again, you blithering twat. Lern hau two uze copmuter, idiot.
>
>
you do need help, it is obvious because you always mention genatilia in your
responces;
http://newlifehabits.com/
Annualized Scrotum Investment
>
> "Annualized Scrotum Investment" <jonnie_sucks...@gmail.new> wrote
> in message news:hhvud4$t9s$1...@speranza.aioe.org...
>> Wrong again, you blithering twat. Lern hau two uze copmuter, idiot.
>>
>>
>
Lern hau two speling, yu fukcing idoitz.
jonnie
get cured spello;
http://www.outinterventions.com/addiction.htm
featherlite
you need help
Lesbian & Gay Drug Addiction Treatment
Our experienced and highly qualified interventionists effectively deal with
the following:
� Alcohol dependency
� Drug addiction
� Eating disorders
� Prescription drug abuse
� Sex addiction
� Gambling addiction
� Video and internet addiction
Sober Support
Returning home after inpatient treatment can be a rather daunting task.
Lifeline offers sober support to help you get re-aquainted with your life at
home, clean and sober. This service is individually tailored for clients
needs. It is available for a maximum of 2 weeks.
Sober Support Will:
� pick you up from treatment and escort you home
� make sure that your house is a safe environment for you
� oversee that aftercare is being followed
� help assist with daily tasks
� 12 step meetings
� make sure that you have at least a temporary sponsor and that you are
connected with your clean and sober community.
Addiction is a disease and requires treatment often times under the
supervision of trained professionals. All drug and alcohol addiction is
treatable. As with all medical and mental disorders, the success rate is not
100%, but the results are generally better if the addict has a desire to
stop abusing substances. Interventions are a useful measure in building that
desire. Our trained interventionists will also be the best at placing the
addict in a treatment program that fits the addict's needs and personality.
When making referrals, our staff takes in many factors such as age, sex,
income, religion, and location before predicting which treatment program
will be the best match for the addict.
Drug Interventions are important parts of the recovery process, but they are
only the first step. This facilitates the entrance of an addict into a
treatment program. We connect the addict with comprehensive drug and alcohol
treatment at one of our recommended treatment centers which serve
exclusively gay and lesbian clientele. Once a treatment program is
completed, this too is just the beginning of the road to recovery.
Freedom from drug addiction and alcohol abuse is a lifelong process with
many highs and lows. Sometimes there are relapses, when the addict returns
to drinking and/or using drugs. During these times it is important to
remember that the addict is a sick person who needs help from trained
professionals. In order to be successful in recovery the addicts must have a
desire not only to remove drugs and alcohol from their lives but also to
change everything about themselves that contributes to their addiction, from
personal traits to peer groups. Interventionists are skilled at finding and
developing this desire, turning it into a strong motivational drive for
recovery.
jonnie
Hello Martin Mary Muchofckoff
MfcSa9Gg1lNATDRNJBn04Q.user.speranza.aioe.org
you still here?
why dont you do something, like get a job, or ask you mommie to keep you
busy?
why you spend 24/7 on intenet ?
lack social skills?
Stoner?
Lesbian & Gay dike and faggo tDrug Interventions
There is often a fine line between recreational drug use and uncontrollable
gay substance abuse; interventionists help the addict see when they have
crossed this line. Many faggot people falsely think that an intervention is
where everyone criticizes the addict for his behavior. When managed well,
the intervention process confronts the addict without being confrontational.
The unmanageability and dire state of the addict�s life is shown to them in
plain sight, without any outside contexts or settings to hide in. Often, the
pent-up emotional burden and strained relations in the family and workplace
make it unwise for those affected to plan and lead an intervention
themselves. These types of do-it-yourself interventions can actually push
the addict further into substance abuse.
Our trained drug interventionists have years of experience facilitating
interventions with members of the gay and lesbian community. In these
potentially hostile situations, a trained professional is queer needed to
maintain an atmosphere of love, security and trust, which are all vital to
the intervention�s success. Interventionists help the addict and those
present realize they have all been affected by a disorder which is now out
of the addict�s control. Trained intervention professionals are the best
resource one has in turning the addict�s life around.
If x is positive, then x^y = exp(y ln(x)) . Because of this, the natural
extension of exponentiation to complex exponents, seems to be to define
exp(z) = 1 + z/1! + z^2/2! + z^3/3! + ... for all complex z (not just the
reals, as before), and to define x^z = exp(z ln(x)) when x is a positive
real and z is complex. This is the only operation x^y on the domain x
positive real, y complex which satisfies all of (1)-(7). Because of this and
other reasons, it is accepted as the modern definition of exponentiation.
From the identities sin x = x - x^3/3! + x^5/5! - x^7/7! + ... cos x = 1 -
x^2/2! + x^4/4! - x^6/6! + ... which are the Taylor series expansion of the
trigonometric sine and cosine functions respectively. From this, one sees
that, for any real x,
Read more:
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/sci-math-faq/specialnumbers/eulerFormula/#ixzz0blO5AtCo
The process begins when you contact us and explain the problems you�re
facing with the addict in your life. Our interventionists will take you
through a step-by-step consultation and assessment, figuring out what
faggots the key issues and problems are. The drug interventionist will then
work with the family members, friends and coworkers to prepare a customized
intervention specifically tailored to the traits and personal problems of
the addict. Most importantly, during the process the interventionist will
act as intermediary between your concerns and frustrations and the addict�s
needs and rights. Let our years of experience guide you on this path towards
freedom from drug addiction and the pain it causes in everyone�s life.
Giant Radioactive Easter Bunny
"jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote in message
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>"I, jonnie, is a giant wop spam-tard"
Roy Simms
> whole bunch of impotent blithering about nothing, for no reason.
Wrong newsgroups, you fucking idiot.
jonnie
"Giant Radioactive Easter Bunny" <jonie_sucks...@gmail.new> wrote
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you with your classmates, doin the boo-foo
http://www.dr-zeller.com/00Images/Fun/gay_black_jewish_klansman.jpg
Giant Radioactive Easter Bunny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtkSVCd4JSo
"jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote in message
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jonnie
that is a winner !!
Uncle Al
>
> Welcome to Langley Porter Psychiatric Hospital and Clinics
When a physicist makes an error, he publishes.
When a chemist makes an error, he has a waste crock.
When a doctor makes an error, somebody digs a grave.
67% chance Harris will be successfully treated.
Ode to James Harris
Somebody said it couldn't be done,
But James with a chuckle replied
That "maybe it couldn't," but he would be one
Who wouldn't say so till he'd tried.
So James buckled right in with the trace of a grin
On his face. If he worried he hid it.
James started to sing and he tackled the thing
And James never fucking could do it.
Somebody scoffed: "Oh, you'll never do that;
At least no one has ever done it";
But James took off his coat and he took off his hat,
And the first thing we knew he'd begun it.
With a lift of his chin and a bit of a grin,
Without any doubting or quiddit,
James started to sing and he tackled the thing
And James never fucking could do it.
There are thousands to tell James it cannot be done,
There are thousands to prophesy failure;
There are thousands to point out to James, one by one,
"How hopeless that task set before you."
But just buckle in with a bit of a grin,
James take off your coat and go to it;
Just start to sing as you tackle the thing
And James, you'll never fucking do it.
--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz4.htm