Anybody have any good ones? (Or a program to generate them? :-)
B B R O Y G B V G W
Roger Petersen
>Roger Petersen
Better be right or your great big venture goes west.
Bad boys rape our young girls but violet gives willingly.
Bad
Boys
Ruin
Our
Girls
But
Violet
Gives
Willingly
for
Silver
and
Gold
Got told that once and never have forgotten it. Of course its blantly sexist
and used to be racist also (subsitate black for bad). I'm sure that their are
others that are in far better taste.
Followed up with: Get Some Now (to remember the tolerance bands).
Jeff
Not a limerick, but "Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives
Willingly" was the mnemonic aid I learned in my high school electronics class.
>Not a limerick, but "Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives
>Willingly" was the mnemonic aid I learned in my high school electronics class.
The mnemonic I learned is: Bad Beer Rots Our Young Guts But Vodka Goes Well.
Hmmm... I wonder if they are teaching Politically Correct (tm) mnemonics
in high school now...
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Thanks,
Jason Rusmisel.
>tm...@uiuc.edu (Khan) writes:
>>Not a limerick, but "Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives
>>Willingly" was the mnemonic aid I learned in my high school electronics class.
>The mnemonic I learned is: Bad Beer Rots Our Young Guts But Vodka Goes Well.
>Hmmm... I wonder if they are teaching Politically Correct (tm) mnemonics
>in high school now...
I learned
"Bad Booze Rots Our Young Guts But Very Good Wiskey Goes Smooth"
^ ^
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>Got told that once and never have forgotten it. Of course its blantly sexist
>and used to be racist also (subsitate black for bad). I'm sure that their are
>others that are in far better taste.
Batman Blow Robin On Yonder Gotham Bridge. Very Gooey Work.
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Big Barstards Root Our Young Girls But Virgins Go Without.
{Root is OZ slang for sex}
Well I hope no one is too upset by all this. Anyway to cap it all of, we went
into the exam knowing that we will remember our colour code, and with
the additional help from our instructor who forgot to remove the resistor
wall chart from the front of the room!
Cheers
Peter T.
Bad boys rape our young girls behind victory garden walls
==Doug Claar
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Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Virgins Give Wild Sex Gratefully
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Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet goes willingly. :( sickness!
-Devin
Well, I think that's the whole point. Didn't Patton say something like
"if you want them to remember it, give it to them dirty" (at least that's
what he said in the movie).
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Here's one I got fried for in electronics calss "High School '90"
>I seem to have forgotten most of the good lymericks that I learned in school
>for remembering resistor color codes.
>
> B B R O Y G B V G W
Not great, but P.C. at least, is this semi-memorable phrase via the
U. of Minn. Society for Women Engineers:
By Becoming Revolutionary Orators, Young Girls Become Very Great Women,
Okay. So P.C. isn't much fun. Sigh.
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dsc...@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Doug Scott) writes:
>
> Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet goes willingly. :( sickness!
One of my esteemed female colleagues came up with this one:
"Buff Babes rip off your genitals but very genuinely weep."
Wow.
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I've got a duch one to remember the colors on resistors
Zij Zwart (black,0)
Bracht Bruin (brown,1)
Rozen Rood (red,2)
Op Oranje (orange,3)
Gerrits Geel (yellow,4)
Graf Groen (green,5)
Bij Blauw (blue,6)
Vies Violet (violet,7)
Grijs Grijs (grey,8)
Weer Wit (white,9)
Something like: She brought roses to the Grave of Gerrit with dark grey
whether.
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Virgins Go Without
How many others are there????
Larry Grieve
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The only one that I could repeat in mixed comapny is:
Better Buy Resistors Or Your Grid Bias Voltages Go West
(for the younger viewers, you could substitute "Gate" for "Grid".)
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With the recent influx of fems into our electronics courses (in highschool)
and university engineering courses these memory aids are falling out of
favor for some reason. The real qestion becomes, "Does someone have a
saying that would act as a memory aid without upsetting anyone, past,
present or future with or without full faculities of any race/gender/minority
group/nation/social group/species/...... ".
- Eric
When subtlety fails us we must make do with cream pies.
--David Brin
Here's one (unless you have something against drinking vodka):
"Bad Beer Rots Our Young Guts But Vodka Goes Well".
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Wow, lots of response to this.
Here's a summary of e-mail and news responses for the last week.
Many people mentioned the ever popular (but sexist) rape Violet mnemonic:
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.
optionally, you can add the tolerance bands (Gold, Silver, None):
Get Some Now
(for) Gold (or) Silver (or) Nothing.
with Green Stamps
Jim Carr suggested some simple substitutions, to swap the sexes:
Bad Boys --> Brainy Babes
Girls --> Guys
Violet --> Vince (or Peter if you prefer purple)
Here are several other replies:
Better Buy Resistors Or Your Grid Bias Voltages Go West
Better Be Right Or Your Great Big Venture Goes West.
Big Bird Runs On Your Garden But Vegetables Grow Wonderfully
By Becoming Revolutionary Orators, Young Girls Become Very Great Women
Bad Beer Rots Our Young Guts But Vodka Goes Well
Bad Booze Rots Our Young Guts But Very Good Wiskey Goes Smooth
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls Behind Victory Garden Walls
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Virgins Go Without
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Virgins Give Wild Sex Gratefully
Big Barstards Root Our Young Girls But Virgins Go Without.
Batman Blow Robin On Yonder Gotham Bridge. Very Gooey Work.
Buff Babes Rip Off Your Genitals But Very Genuinely Weep
Buff Butches Reamed One Young Guy, Buggered Violently, Watchit.
B(Lack) Boys Run Over Yellow Girls Because Vary Gay W(Hite) Girls Suck
Zij Bracht Rozen Op Gerrits Graf Bij Vies Grijs Weer
Better Build Roof Over Your Garage Before Van Gets Wet
Hey! Its Non sexist, non racist, non violent!!! and hopefully
wont offent van owners!!
-Eric Jaderlund
Then all I had to worry about was learning those mnemonics. :-)
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>We had the (sexist) rhyme as follows:
>
>Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Virgins Give Wild Sex Gratefully
>0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 5% 10%
besides being sexist, it's wrong: Silver=10%, Gold=5%. And
these days, expect to see some other tolerance bands, too,
like red, brown and violet.
Gak! A politically correct mnemonic?
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One I learned at the tender age of 14:
"Black Beetles Running On Your Grass Bring Very Good Weather"
Ok, so it's offensive to meteorologists - when was the last time you
saw one of THEM in an electronics class? :-)
73 de Richard VK2SKY
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"Betty Brown runs over your garden but Violet Gray walks".
I don't think this will offend anyone, do you?
Black Bastards Rape Our Young Girls , Beaut Virgins Gone West.
or
Black Boy Ran Over Your Garden Bed , Violets Gone west.
Sorry , but this is small town Australia.
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The one I learned in high school was
Bad Beer Rots Our Young Guts, But Vodka Goes Well...
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>>Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Virgins Go Without
>With the recent influx of fems into our electronics courses (in highschool)
[We need a politically correct one]
Because Boys Run Over Your Garden, Be Violent, Get Western Shot Guns
The last two stand for Silver and Gold, the 10% and 5% tolerance bands.
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>prae...@tesla.uwaterloo.ca (Eric Praetzel) says:
>>In article <C2Jo1...@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk> lar...@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (Larry Grieve) writes:
>>Re: color codes
>>>One which I was taught as a youngster was :
>>>Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Virgins Go Without
>>
>>With the recent influx of fems into our electronics courses (in highschool)
>>and university engineering courses these memory aids are falling out of
>>favor for some reason. The real qestion becomes, "Does someone have a
>>saying that would act as a memory aid without upsetting anyone, past,
>>present or future with or without full faculities of any race/gender/minority
>>group/nation/social group/species/...... ".
>Gak! A politically correct mnemonic?
On most subjects, I'm probably the last to be Politically
Correct. But this time I agree: rape is never funny and
should not be trivialized.
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>Bad Beer Rots Our Young Guts, But Vodka Goes Well...
or Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Gives Willingly
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I should have edited my reply better. I agree 100% rape is not funny and
should never be trivialized. The Politically Correct I, unclearly, referred
to was the original poster's line about not upsetting anyone, past, present
or future... My sincere apologies for not making myself clear.
Bob