On 3/8/2013 12:51 PM, Delvin Benet wrote:
> On 3/8/2013 10:28 AM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
>> On 3/8/2013 12:23 PM, Delvin Benet wrote:
>>> On 3/8/2013 10:15 AM, Delvin Benet wrote:
>>>> On 3/8/2013 8:44 AM, Jim Wilkins wrote:
>>>>> "Delvin Benet" <DB@nbc.nýt> wrote in message
>>>>> news:2631a$513a0d56$414e828e$15...@EVERESTKC.NET...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I would go to the Sandia National Laboratory and get them to use a
>>>>>> powerful laser to burn a hole through the fucker.
>>>>>>
>>>>> You just don't understand the self-reliant philosophy of R.C.M., do
>>>>> you?
>>>>
>>>> I was just making a joke. You take things too seriously.
>>>
>>> Actually, and being serious myself here, I think a lot of people in
>>> r.c.m. take the self-reliance thing too far. They use bad judgment in
>>> determining whether to make or buy. It would probably be a better use
>>> of their time in many instances to buy rather than make a part, or to
>>> hire certain work out to specialists. There is virtue in being *able*
>>> to do a lot of things for oneself, but not always in actually *doing*
>>> it.
>>>
>>> Back around 1977 or so, I had a colleague who constantly prattled on
>>> about the virtue of working on one's car. He not only considered it a
>>> virtue to do so, he considered it a moral failing in those who didn't.
>>> In that era, business attire - suits - was still standard. One time
>>> when this goof was nattering on about fixing one's own car and
>>> expressing his disdain for those who didn't, I said, "Well, you could
>>> always buy a couple of gallon cans of dry cleaning fluid and dryclean
>>> your own suits, too. Do you?" He just gave me a dirty look and turned
>>> away.
>>
>> I suppose you would criticize a cowboy who tried to repair his horse? ^_^
>
> LOL! Maybe not if he was a veterinarian.
>
> Cowboy...reminds me of a couple of good jokes.
>
> An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping
> his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy
> and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my
> whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences,
> pulling calves, baling hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing
> flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
>
> She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
> soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
> think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
> about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
>
> The two sat sipping in silence.
>
> A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
> and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>
> He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
>
There is even a YouTube about it. ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vm2jPM4ee8
TDD