How to repair an invisible machine from the 23rd century?
Lloyd Hearsewave
How can I repair it?
David Nebenzahl
> I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.
>
> How can I repair it?
Shoot, why do we always have to answer these newbie questions? Use your
time machine, of course. Everyone knows that!
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ne...@jecarter.us
That requires specific test equipment:
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Interest-free payment plan: 5% down, 2%/year until delivery.
Products without an availability date have an estimated lead time of
200 years.
John
David Nebenzahl
> On Tue, 18 Jan 2011 20:40:29 +0100, "Lloyd Hearsewave"
> <sore_p...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not
>> working.
>>
>> How can I repair it?
>
> That requires specific test equipment:
>
> Revisible Variable Intensity UV/IR Worklight: $2,399 (Availablity
> 50 years)
>
> Revisible Digital Voltmeter (w/sub-micro probes): $11,999
>
> Revisible Digital Oscilloscope and Locic Analyzer: $239,999
[snip]
> More information available at www.revisible.com
OMG; do you realize that domain is available? For $1.495?
I'm not shitting you. Check it out. (If you're worried, the URL above
redirects to
http://www.hugedomains.com/domain_profile.cfm?d=revisible&e=com)
Jeff Liebermann
<sore_p...@yahoo.com> wrote:
You can't. No user serviceable parts inside or outside. I suggest
you call tech support from wherever you bought it.
Also, note that only those deemed worthy can actually see and operate
such a machine. (See the Emperor's Clothes). If you can't see it, I
suggest a remedial course in ethics, morals, tact, logic, quantum
mechanics, and not wasting any one's time. Some good deeds would also
be helpful. The machine should slowly become visible as your net
worthiness improves.
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Shaun
"Lloyd Hearsewave" <sore_p...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ih4qb8$4mg$1...@speranza.aioe.org...
> I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not
> working.
>
> How can I repair it?
>
>
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING BOY?????
Jeff Urban
Pick up a T factor chip for the SW7 (you DO have an SW7 I hope) and
install it. Then you simply go back in time and prevent the occurance
of the faualt. Make sure to use VF9 antigrator so you are not affected
by the timeline. Sorry about your family, but you can write a nice
hefty repair bill on that. I mean 35,890 KW of energy and all that.
You migtht have to do a bit of customer relations to make them
understand that this awesome power does not grow on trees.
Terminator four.
Bob Villa
> I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.
>
> How can I repair it?
If you don't know what it does...why would you repair it? How do you
know its timeline if you can't see it?
Geoffrey S. Mendelson
> If you don't know what it does...why would you repair it? How do you
> know its timeline if you can't see it?
Wasn't there a Star Trek Next Generation episode about this? A person from
the 22nd century found a time machine, went forward into the 24th and claimed
to be a historian. He was actually collecting artifacts to take back 200 years
and sell off the technology.
Geoff.
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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to misquote it.
Lab1
> I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.
>
> How can I repair it?
Spray paint it so you can see what broke.
--
-Scott
DarkwaterBlight
Ya, uhh... energy is measured in Joules not Kilowatts genius! Just get
some spray paint like Lab 1 suggested. :)
Pimpom
Invisible machine or invisibility machine? There's a difference,
you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you even
attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis is
absolutely essential.
Dave Platt
>Invisible machine or invisibility machine? There's a difference,
>you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you even
>attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis is
>absolutely essential.
With left-hand or right-hand circular polarization? The RHCP models
have been very difficult to come by lately...
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David Nebenzahl
> In article <ih98r3$5te$1...@news.albasani.net>, Pimpom
> <Pim...@invalid.net> wrote:
>
>> Invisible machine or invisibility machine? There's a difference,
>> you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you even
>> attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis is
>> absolutely essential.
>
> With left-hand or right-hand circular polarization? The RHCP models
> have been very difficult to come by lately...
... but in any case, you're gonna need maximum byte separation (MBS).
Phil Hobbs
Send the owner a bill for the repair, with 200 years' worth of compound
interest. Then you can keep the machine in lieu of payment.
Cheers
Phil Hobbs
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Pimpom
> In article <ih98r3$5te$1...@news.albasani.net>, Pimpom
> <Pim...@invalid.net> wrote:
>
>> Invisible machine or invisibility machine? There's a
>> difference,
>> you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you
>> even
>> attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis
>> is
>> absolutely essential.
>
> With left-hand or right-hand circular polarization? The RHCP
> models
> have been very difficult to come by lately...
Best is circumcised polarization.