I suggest pulling a Reagan. Violate US law, commit war crimes and crimes
against humanity, but then have a terrible memory.
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/daily/june99/reagan20.htm
A: You know, this is awful for me to say but with this lapse of time I
don't recall. The names of course are familiar to me and the fact that
they served, but I don't recall when such a change was made.
A: I don't actually recall whether that was true or not or whether they
made contacts in advance before coming in to see me. I don't know.
A: I can't recall but usually I would think when I did raise that it
would be trying to track down is there anything, any way that we can
continue until we can get these people back.
A: I don't recall that at all.
A: I don't particularly recall that, no.
A: I don't have a memory of that.
A: No, I don't remember. The only things I really have memories of are
down there at the bottom, the 26th, when I depart Washington, D.C. for
California. I rode a horse every morning at the ranch and in the
afternoon we pruned oak trees.
A: I don't recall that.
A: It does sound like something I might say but I have no memory of it.
Etc etc etc.