On Fri, 20 Mar 2015 22:59:02 -0400,
k...@zzz.com wrote:
>Why would one intentionally put gunk in one's hair? I wash hair to
>get it clean. I'd like it to stay clean.
Were you ever 18 years old? Every hair had to be in the correct place
or you would be considered disheveled or worse. Oh wait... there's
nothing worse.
Do you recall Brylcreem?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brylcreem>
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https://www.google.com/search?q=brylcreem&tbm=isch>
and "The greasy kids stuff"?
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https://kitsadnauseam.wordpress.com/2009/05/25/greasy-kid-stuff-the-brand-that-viral-marketing-built/>
Grease was in.
Rolling back a few more generations, there was "Macassar Oil" for the
head, and "antimacassar" to protect the furniture:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macassar_oil>
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimacassar>
One of the claims for Macassar Oil is that it stimulates hair growth.
Grease has been in fashion since mens wigs went out of fashion.
Somewhere around 1965, alcohol solvents replaced some of the grease as
the hair tonic of choice. On application, they evaporated, and left a
thin residue of grease, which held the hair in place, but did not look
like a lube job gone awry. For marketing purposes, it was part of the
"natural look" in both mens and womens fashions. The "natural look"
was intended to make one look like they did not use artificial means
to improve one's looks, but sold more cosmetics, concoctions, and
clothing, than any fashion campaign previously. There were several
hair tonics that claimed to "penetrate" the hair, but actually just
evaporated, leaving nothing behind.
At some time near the end of the "natural look" craze, someone clever
invented "pH balance" shampoo. What this shampoo did was refuse to
form foam or suds, except over a very narrow pH range. This was
carefully calibrated to NOT coincide with the natural or typical pH
value of the scalp, sweat, or even rinsed hair. In order to obtain
suds, one had to first apply some of the shampoo, rub it into the
hair, rinse, and then re-apply another load of shampoo. That was
great for doubling shampoo consumption. However, that wasn't enough.
The color of the shampoo was changed to be invisible in one's hands,
so that it was difficult to tell how much was being dispensed. The
viscosity of the shampoo, and the shape and size of the bottle were
designed to dispense a giant blob of shampoo and resist all attempts
to dispense smaller amounts. The bottle was also made to be top heavy
so that it would tend to fall over and gush its contents onto the
floor. Oh yeah... some shampoos add vitamins, fragrances, and
flavors. We now have at least 2 generations of Americans, that have
never seen or used real shampoo.
Actually, it's a bit more complex than that:
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/horizon/dec98/shampoo.htm>
Anyway, please don't suggest that hair products and associated
chemical accessories are about getting one's hair clean. They're
really about hype, image, cool, promoting habitual behavior,
maximizing consumption, and fashion.
I use a tiny blob of dishwashing liquid soap. It's cheaper and works
better (on what hair I have remaining).
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