Chemical painting on glass
Uncle Al
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> FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
>
> There is a new direction in art powerful in its complexity and bold in its
> vision. It is nothing less then the quest for life, a micro universe and
> total sensory work of art.
One then presumes you can out-do Sally Rand, Little Egypt and the
occasional bald-headed female performance artist yodeling into the
cloaca of a rubber chicken?
I've seen some lovely freeze-dried and shellacked placentas used as wall
hangings - and you get a baby as a keepsake, too.
> This press release reflects the first step
> towards the future of art, science and technology. Where complexity is the
> central unifying theme and chemistry, physics, electronics and
> the visual elements of art are the tools of the trade. Within this direction
> painting is capable of change and transformation; and flat two dimensional
> paintings achieve three dimensional space. All this and more can be viewed
> at my web site WWW.Warunek.com.
Jackson Pollack was "Jack the Dripper" until the wealthy used his
valueless output as a massive tax shelter by charitably donating
progressively price-inflated canvases to their own museums. A modestly
competent bunko artist would write the link so it was clickable. Even a
modestly incompetent scam man would get the capitalization correct.
> All new ideas if they are to succeed require the help of the news media.
Works for laundry rings, magnetic hernia trusses, and Elvis sightings,
too.
> Your participation can insure success. If we succeed complexity will replace
> simplicity and a new direction shall take hold.
Yeah - you'll be able to pay your rent on time.
No sale.
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