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FOR GAWD SAKE, DON'T USE YOUR ED CONRAD DARTBOARD . . .

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Dec 28, 2009, 12:04:34 PM12/28/09

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters)
-- The National Safety Regulatory
Commission has issued a recall
of all Ed Conrad Dartboards because
the dart tips have been found to contain
a lethal poison.
"Folks really loved the darts but
they began dropping like flies after
wetting the tip of the darts with their
tongue -- probably for better accuracy,"
said a spokesman.
"The Ed Conrad Dartboard was
made in China, so I don't think I have
to say anything more."
The press communications officer
for Wal-Mart, which sold nearly 1.2 million,
said it apologizes for the inconvenience
the deaths may have caused and will issue
a rebate slip to disgruntled customers.
However, he said, the darts must be
returned in their original box.
The fatal mistake apparently occurred
at the same factory near Beijing which
had mistakenly painted all of its children's
toys with lead a few Christmases ago.
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MORE MORE MORE
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Earlier Story . . .
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WAL-MART RUNNING OUT OF ED CONRAD DARTBOARDS
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Don't miss out on the Dartboard's first new
bull's-eye in 113 years.
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WASHINGTON, DC. (Rueters) --
The Smithsonian Institution, grateful
for the new statue that Ed Conrad had
erected outside its Museum of Natural
History, has reciprocated by unveiling
the new Ed Conrad Dartboard for use
by near-sighted people everywhere.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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Below is a photo of the new Smithsonian statue
that, sources say, David Iain Greig, moderator
of talk.origins, had proudly posed for.
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SMITHSONIAN DOING A HEADS-UP JOB
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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(Other sources, however, say the model
for the statue probably was Paul (PZ)
Myers of the University of Minnesota;
Alan Mann, emeritus anthropologist at
the University of Pennsylvania; or Richard
Dawkins, famous evolutionist, author
and bullshit artist. However, some say
the statue bears a remarkable resemblance
to Glenn Beck of Fox News.
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PETRIFIED BONES DESTROY PETRIFIED BRAINS
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None other than the late, great Wilton M. Krogman, one
of the world's foremost experts on human anatomy and
author of "The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine,"
identified one of Ed Conrad's petrified discoveries as human.
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He patiently examined it, measured its length vs. width with
caliphers, then called it as a calvarium, which is a human skull
with the eye sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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A few moments later, a colleague of Krogman at the Cooper
Clinic in Lancaster. Pa., entered the room to search through
a filing cabinet when the internationally acclaimed human
anatomist told him: "Doctor, come over here and see the
oldest human skull ever found."
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Since the specimen was found between anthracite coal veins in NE
Pennsylvania, it is geologically dated at a minimum of 280 million
years old (knocking the socks off Charlie Darwin shivering in his
grave.)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/catcalv.jpg
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Meanwhile, Haversian canals were identified in the
cell structure, the tell-tale sign of bone. And dried
blood was found on the specimen during testing at
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
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This is the official report from AML which had
performed Calculus Analysis by Crystallography.
The final report, dated April 21, 2000, was issued
by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
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> "The specimen consists of 1 irregularly
> shaped, brown calculus weighing less
> than 0.0010 grams and measuring 1X1X0.5
> mm. No nidus is observed. The calculi
> indicates a composition of dried blood
> intermingled with a few small crystals
> resembling calcium oxalate dihydrate."

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http://www.edconrad.com/images/z12calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z13cav.jpg
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I informed Generalisimo David Iain Greig and his Army of
Manchurian Candidates at talk.origins about Krogman's
astute pronouncement but, unfortunately, they responded
with thier usual ridicule, probably because the vast majority
are brain-dead zombies who have no desire to identify --
and accept -- truth. Probably because they've been
brainwashed.
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Why, even one of the psuedoscientists got his jollies off
ny posting a message in response to "Apes, Men and Morons,"
the book seriously questioning the validity of the Theory of
Evoluton hat was written by no less than Earnest Hooton,
emeritus professor of anthropology at Harvard University.
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< APES AND ED CONRAD THE MORON
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rick <rsatt...@iglou.com> wrote to sci.anthropology, talk.origins and
sci.archaeology in response to "Apes and Ed Conrad the Moron":
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> Ed Conrad had prompted it by stating:

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In fact, Dr. Hooton made his feelings known -- as a true scientist
should -- when he published a book which he appropriately entitled
"Apes, Men and Morons,"
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>:> Commented Rick:
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>:> He (Hooton) misnamed it.
>:> Should have been "Apes and Ed Conrad the Moron."
>:> Does anyone know what institution this moron is in?

http://www.thewebfairy.com/911/911/staged.htm
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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THE MOONIES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_GzwzaJuwY
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CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
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