AN X-RATED BEGINNING TO OUR LIFE ON EARTH

[Ed. Conrad]

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AN OPEN LETTER TO NORTH KOREA LEADER KIM JONG UN
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Dear Kim Jong Un,
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I write this letter to convey news -- both the good and the bad --
about the Korean Peninsula.
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The good news is that Korea was the so-called "Garden
of Eden" for the start of man's inhabitation of earth by
an extraterrestrial civilization eons ago.
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However, it DIDN'T involve an Adam and Eve "Bite of the Apple"
story as many of the Holy Books say.
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Instead, a group of horny young men, looking almost like us,
were transported to earth on space craft, then had a ball
impregnating young women -- close to, but not, Homo sapiens --
who gave brith to our most remote ancestors.
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Before you and others reading this letter insist that I'm insane,
I have something very important to add.
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This information was furnished by David Fellin, one of two coal
miners who were miraculously rescued after being entombed
more than 300 feet underground for 14 days in Pennsylvania
in 1963.
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He revealed this information about Korea, then repeated it in
detail on several occasions, and just before his death signed
an affidavit verifying its authenticity, meanwhile successfully
passing TWO polygraph tests.
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Mr. Fellin had revealed much, much more about events of
the earth's past -- like watching the blocks of the Egyptian
pyramids being built by pouring concrete; Columbus using
a compass while discovering land far west of the European
continent; and learning that both the seen and unseen
universe are teeming with human life, much like us.
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He had gathered this sensational information about earth's --
and mankind's -- past during countless out-of-body experiences
while entombed in the mine waiting to die.
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Of course, good ol' Dave also revealed a bit about his chats
with The Man Upstairs whose Face he couldn't see.
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As for Korea's original inhabitants being impregnated by men
from another planet -- for the explicit purpose of expanding
the human species to even another place in the universe --
there's another tidbit I'd like to share with you.
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Mr. Fellin informed me -- and testified -- that this Korean
version of "Garden of Eden" had occurred BEFORE
the most recent shift of the earth on its axis (which he
insisted had happened several times previous).
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He said the Korean Peninsula had been located elsewhere
on earth than it is now -- in a much warmer climate -- but
was moved to its present location by a gargantuan
movement of the earth, displacing entire continents.
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Now then, Mr. Kim, you (and others reading this) can say
what I've written is not only absurd but also preposterous.
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Well and good! Call it what you will, BUT IT'S TRUE.
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I've possessed this knowledge about ancient Korea for 20-some
years but had kept it from the world. But now, with the present
international crisis, I felt today would be as good a time as any
to share it.
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As for the integrity of David Fellin, I believe these two paragraphs
on my Web page -- you can read it in its entirety below -- tell his
story best.
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ED CONRAD -- "Dave, would you be willing to place your hand
on the Holy Bible and swear that everything you have told me
is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help
you, God."
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DAVID FELLIN -- "YES! Every word is true, exactly as it
happened. And, if you put 10 Bibles in front of me, I'll swear
on the 10 of them at the same time."
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page2_files/body_data/proofbible.jpg
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Meanwhile, Mr. Kim, the bad news is that a very ugly and
dangerous situation now exists in your part of the world
and must be defused immediately.
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Let's behave like civilized human beings.
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There's already too much suffering and pain everywhere
you look, so let's not make matters a whole lot worse.
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Cordially,
Ed Conrad
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GOOD GOD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
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