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Ed. Conrad
May 11, 2013, 2:56:50 PM5/11/13
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<
< A WHALE OF A CONSPIRACY
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
<
< AN EDITORIAL
<
You'd certainly expect at least ONE U.S. senator or congressman
would have the balls to demand a scientific showdown between
Ed Conrad and the Pseudo-Scientific Establishment in the wake of
THE GREATEST CONSPIRACY IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY.
<
. . . Especially considering Ed's arsenal of physical evidence that
proves man IS INDEED as old as coal and, consequently, the theory of
man's
evolution is a total sham (as the slimeball Con Artists continue
to steal taxpayers' money, in government grants, by the bushel-fuls.
<
But it's no surprise that their deceit, deception, collusion and
conspiracy have gone unchecked because members of Congress
are really only concerned about their re-election. They're smart
enough to know which side of their bred is buttered.
<
A CASE IN POINT:
<
Ed Conrad, in good faith, attempted to seek assistance from
Al Gore Jr. when he was CHAIRMAN Of the House Scientific
Committee but was told by his aide:
<
"Oh, the senator NEVER gets
involved in things like that!"
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
<
http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
<
============================
< GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY
============================
<
MAHANOY CITY, Pa. (Rueters) --
Buckle your seat belt and hang on.
<
Ed Conrad, fit as a fiddle despite
four bullet holes in his head after that
horrible gunning accident, already is
back to his old tricks.
<
< ==================
<
< CRIME IN RHYME
<
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
<
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF ED CONRAD BEATING A DEAD HORSE
<
Make sure the kiddies are in the other room
<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjoMQJf5vKI
<
< ===============
<
Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence
existed to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory.
<
But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the theory
of man's evolution (and other creatures, for that matter).
<
The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones,
teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal
veins has proven that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species,"
isn't worth the papyrus it was written on.
<
It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while
-- perhaps even before -- anthracite was formed, and a golden
rule of geology is that coal is some 280 million years old.
<
Therefore, these discoveries offer the undeniable evidence that
the majority of evolutionists, atheists and physical anthropologists
can't tell the difference between their ass and third base.
<
They are guilty of willful participation in a monumental conspiracy
against mankind.
<
=======================
<
WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
<
State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories
revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
a distinct resemblance to human bones via comparative
anatomy, CONTAIN DRIED BLOOD and, in some cases, other
relative components.
<
This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed Conrad
is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons wearing
the white coats and dunce hats are dead wrong.
<
A FEW OF ED CONRAD'S MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
<
< HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
<
< AND
<
PETRIFIED FINGERS (Or is one possibly a toe?)
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
<
< AND
<
HUMAN CRANIUM, IDENTRIFIED AS SUCH BY TOP EXPERT
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Calvarium5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
<
The late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost human
anatomists and author of the book, "The Human Skeleton in
Forensic Medicine," had personally examined and tested the
above specimen and concluded that it is a calvarium, a human
skull with the eye sockets broken off.
<
"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
<
-- Krogman to a colleague, confirming fossil is a human skull . . .
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
<
< AND
<
< A HUMAN FEMUR
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
<
< RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
< Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan
<
http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
<
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-539313
<
====================
<
The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and
even soft organs got broken and petrified.
<
It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that
existed on earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering
catastrophe.
<
Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts I've
discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains
of man and animals is a fraud and a phony.
<
The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,
the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of
Pennsylvania and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology,
paleontology, geology, physics and atheism -- to mention just
a few -- in America's universities.
<
TIME TO END THE MONKEY BUSINESS
<
http://www.thethreemonkeys.com/175%20Meiji.jpg
<
WHY has this colossal hoax been making a monkey of Truth?
<
It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The Scoundrels
of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely
affect their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and their
cushy positions.
<
God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie
has gone on and on and on.
<
======================
<
OTHER HUMAN REMAINS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/newtibia2.jpg
<
Krogman identified the above fossil as a tibia.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
<
WORLD'S OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL?
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
<
< A FEW OTHER DISCOVERIES
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
<
< MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com/
<
========================
<
Meanwhile, other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed
that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are neither
rocks nor concretiions but fossils of creatures that once
inhabited earth, quite a few of them human.
<
They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals
(the tell-tale sign of bone), CAT-scans, and SEM (scanning
electronic microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
<
Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were
tested by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
-- considered the most prestigious medical laboratory in
the world -- which documented they contain DRIED BLOOD.
<
AML had performed testing on at least a half-dozen of Ed Conrad's
key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography, the
presence of blood was confirmed in an official "Final Report"
authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
<
Blood not ony was found in the skull-like object embedded
in the boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified
as a calvarium; the human skull with the eye sockets broken off;
the fossil that he identified as a tibia; in two specimens that
bear a distinct resemblance to human jawbones, and in others.
<
It's important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey Bourne,
who served as director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research
Center for many years, had tested one of the discoveries between
coal veins and identified it as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.
<
Meanwhile, here's a microscopic photo of one of Ed Conrad's
specimens compared to bone that is not petrified. The Haversian
canals -- the pinholes -- are visible in both.
<
=======================
<
Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
<
Several views of a strange specimen which Krogman identified
as a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpiion.
,
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
<
================================
<
WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
<
Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid,
meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering undeniable
physical evidence of a catastrophe.
<
Click on the URL to make it larger (or dab lighlty with Viagra).
<
< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
<
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
<
===========================
<
Humbly submitted by ED CONRAD
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
<
< Please don't shoot his eyes out.
<
For more photos of Ed, visit your local Post Office wall.
<
SAVE ED'S OTHER WEB PAGE FOR A RAINY DAY
<
http://www.edconrad.org/
<
=================
<
List of Patriotic Americans who still refuse
to eat fish on Fridays.
<
Sean "Ins" Hannity
Flo of Progressive Car Insurance
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanna Roseannadanna
John Q. Pubic
Lady Gaga
Batman and Rubin (possibly The Joker as well)
Don Trump
Jerry Sandusky
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
George Carlin
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Jodi Arias
Billo Reilly
The Koch Brothers
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Tokyo Rose
Elvis and Enos Presley
Papa John's Pizza
G. Willikers
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
McDonald's Happy Meal makers
Penn State University alumni
60 Minutes
Residents of Bayonne, N.J.
Harvard University
Ozzie and Harriet
Immanuel Velikovsky
787,344 Walmart Customers
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origin
Johns Hopkins University
Casey Stengel
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Philip Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Lee Harvey Oswald
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
St. Atus Quo
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Reddy Kilowatt
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Silas Mariner
Benjamin "Benny" Hill
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
Woody Allen
American Medical Association
Teddy Roosevelt
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Popeye and Olive Oyl
The Smithsonian Institution
Kreskin
Wikipedia typists
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaritan
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
The Three Wise Men
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
Pope Francis
Rudy Giuliani
American Medical Association
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
Satchel Paige
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C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
NBC ABC CBS FOX TRU-TV MSNBC
Rupert Murdoch
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
Buddy Holly
Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
Fox News
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sci.med.pathology
Boris Karloff
Tiger Woods and a Lady Friend
Institute of Human Origins
Stephen Hawking
The nation's Death Row inmates
The Warner Brothers
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
Brad Pitt
Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
Peyton and Archie Manning
Donald Rumsfeld
Piers Morgan
Oral Roberts
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
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Reps of several Mexcan D rug Cartels
Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
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Washington Insider
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eBay Stores
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Wall Street Journal
Yogi Berra
The View
U.S. News and World Report
60 Minutes
Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
Arianna Huffington
David Letterman
Toronto Star
Charles Manson
< A WHALE OF A CONSPIRACY
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
<
< AN EDITORIAL
<
You'd certainly expect at least ONE U.S. senator or congressman
would have the balls to demand a scientific showdown between
Ed Conrad and the Pseudo-Scientific Establishment in the wake of
THE GREATEST CONSPIRACY IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY.
<
. . . Especially considering Ed's arsenal of physical evidence that
proves man IS INDEED as old as coal and, consequently, the theory of
man's
evolution is a total sham (as the slimeball Con Artists continue
to steal taxpayers' money, in government grants, by the bushel-fuls.
<
But it's no surprise that their deceit, deception, collusion and
conspiracy have gone unchecked because members of Congress
are really only concerned about their re-election. They're smart
enough to know which side of their bred is buttered.
<
A CASE IN POINT:
<
Ed Conrad, in good faith, attempted to seek assistance from
Al Gore Jr. when he was CHAIRMAN Of the House Scientific
Committee but was told by his aide:
<
"Oh, the senator NEVER gets
involved in things like that!"
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
<
http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
<
============================
< GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY
============================
<
MAHANOY CITY, Pa. (Rueters) --
Buckle your seat belt and hang on.
<
Ed Conrad, fit as a fiddle despite
four bullet holes in his head after that
horrible gunning accident, already is
back to his old tricks.
<
< ==================
<
< CRIME IN RHYME
<
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
<
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF ED CONRAD BEATING A DEAD HORSE
<
Make sure the kiddies are in the other room
<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjoMQJf5vKI
<
< ===============
<
Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence
existed to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory.
<
But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the theory
of man's evolution (and other creatures, for that matter).
<
The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones,
teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal
veins has proven that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species,"
isn't worth the papyrus it was written on.
<
It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while
-- perhaps even before -- anthracite was formed, and a golden
rule of geology is that coal is some 280 million years old.
<
Therefore, these discoveries offer the undeniable evidence that
the majority of evolutionists, atheists and physical anthropologists
can't tell the difference between their ass and third base.
<
They are guilty of willful participation in a monumental conspiracy
against mankind.
<
=======================
<
WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
<
State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories
revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
a distinct resemblance to human bones via comparative
anatomy, CONTAIN DRIED BLOOD and, in some cases, other
relative components.
<
This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed Conrad
is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons wearing
the white coats and dunce hats are dead wrong.
<
A FEW OF ED CONRAD'S MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
<
< HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
<
< AND
<
PETRIFIED FINGERS (Or is one possibly a toe?)
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
<
< AND
<
HUMAN CRANIUM, IDENTRIFIED AS SUCH BY TOP EXPERT
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Calvarium5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
<
The late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost human
anatomists and author of the book, "The Human Skeleton in
Forensic Medicine," had personally examined and tested the
above specimen and concluded that it is a calvarium, a human
skull with the eye sockets broken off.
<
"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
<
-- Krogman to a colleague, confirming fossil is a human skull . . .
<
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
<
< AND
<
< A HUMAN FEMUR
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
<
< RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
< Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan
<
http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
<
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-539313
<
====================
<
The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and
even soft organs got broken and petrified.
<
It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that
existed on earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering
catastrophe.
<
Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts I've
discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains
of man and animals is a fraud and a phony.
<
The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,
the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of
Pennsylvania and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology,
paleontology, geology, physics and atheism -- to mention just
a few -- in America's universities.
<
TIME TO END THE MONKEY BUSINESS
<
http://www.thethreemonkeys.com/175%20Meiji.jpg
<
WHY has this colossal hoax been making a monkey of Truth?
<
It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The Scoundrels
of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely
affect their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and their
cushy positions.
<
God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie
has gone on and on and on.
<
======================
<
OTHER HUMAN REMAINS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/newtibia2.jpg
<
Krogman identified the above fossil as a tibia.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
<
WORLD'S OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL?
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
<
< A FEW OTHER DISCOVERIES
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
<
< MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com/
<
========================
<
Meanwhile, other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed
that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are neither
rocks nor concretiions but fossils of creatures that once
inhabited earth, quite a few of them human.
<
They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals
(the tell-tale sign of bone), CAT-scans, and SEM (scanning
electronic microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
<
Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were
tested by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
-- considered the most prestigious medical laboratory in
the world -- which documented they contain DRIED BLOOD.
<
AML had performed testing on at least a half-dozen of Ed Conrad's
key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography, the
presence of blood was confirmed in an official "Final Report"
authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
<
Blood not ony was found in the skull-like object embedded
in the boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified
as a calvarium; the human skull with the eye sockets broken off;
the fossil that he identified as a tibia; in two specimens that
bear a distinct resemblance to human jawbones, and in others.
<
It's important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey Bourne,
who served as director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research
Center for many years, had tested one of the discoveries between
coal veins and identified it as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.
<
Meanwhile, here's a microscopic photo of one of Ed Conrad's
specimens compared to bone that is not petrified. The Haversian
canals -- the pinholes -- are visible in both.
<
=======================
<
Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
<
Several views of a strange specimen which Krogman identified
as a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpiion.
,
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
<
================================
<
WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
<
Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid,
meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering undeniable
physical evidence of a catastrophe.
<
Click on the URL to make it larger (or dab lighlty with Viagra).
<
< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
<
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
<
===========================
<
Humbly submitted by ED CONRAD
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
<
< Please don't shoot his eyes out.
<
For more photos of Ed, visit your local Post Office wall.
<
SAVE ED'S OTHER WEB PAGE FOR A RAINY DAY
<
http://www.edconrad.org/
<
=================
<
List of Patriotic Americans who still refuse
to eat fish on Fridays.
<
Sean "Ins" Hannity
Flo of Progressive Car Insurance
Rush Limbaugh
Roseanna Roseannadanna
John Q. Pubic
Lady Gaga
Batman and Rubin (possibly The Joker as well)
Don Trump
Jerry Sandusky
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
George Carlin
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Genghis Khan
Roger Ailes
Jodi Arias
Billo Reilly
The Koch Brothers
Joe McGinniss
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Tokyo Rose
Elvis and Enos Presley
Papa John's Pizza
G. Willikers
The Darwin great-great grandkids
Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
Richard Dawkins
Michael "Mike" Jackson
Wall Street Industrial Averages
Smithsonian Institution
McDonald's Happy Meal makers
Penn State University alumni
60 Minutes
Residents of Bayonne, N.J.
Harvard University
Ozzie and Harriet
Immanuel Velikovsky
787,344 Walmart Customers
Judas Iscariot
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origin
Johns Hopkins University
Casey Stengel
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Philip Morris
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Association of Anatomists
Joe Stalin
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
Lee Harvey Oswald
Jack Kevorkian
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
Fox News cameramen on 911
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