GOD STILL FLEXING HIS SUPER BOWL MUSCLE

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INDIANAPOLIS (Fox Exclusive) --
God undoubtedly is still peeved that
mortal men -- the New England
Patriots -- were able to keep Tim
Tebow out of the Super Bowl.
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All sorts of strange, paranormal
things have been happening here
all week -- and this morning was
no exception.
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Football fans everywhere were
disappointed to learn that Madonna
had to cancel her halftime show due
to laryngitis.
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Instead, she will be replaced by one
Ed Conrad who, with heavenly music
playing in the background, will recite
his prize-winning poem:
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"Evolutionists, their interests so vested
"And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
"Their deceit and deception
"Near the point of perfection
"If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
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Afterwards, fans in the stands -- single
file -- will be allowed to walk onto the
field and examine some of the petrified
human remains that Ed had discovered
between coal veins.
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This, of course, will take time and
the second half of the game probably
won't start until just before midnight.
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However, if there is time remaining,
Conrad will have venders distribute
copies of:
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/fcdfd649cc3ad446/a8a55ff37dd0db79?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=monkeybusiness+conrad#a8a55ff37dd0db79
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Getting back to Madonna Louise
Ciccone -- who shortened her name
to save ink because of writing so
many checks -- she has been the
highest-paid entertainer for years.
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However, she recently lost the title
when Cecil Fielder, only slightly better
than an average baseball player, was
signed to a $24 million contract with
the Detroit Tigers -- reportedly at
gunpoint.
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Laryngitis is swelling and irritation
(inflammation) of the voice box
(larynx) that is usually associated
with hoarseness or loss of voice.
The vocal cords become inflamed
or infected and, if you're a singer,
your voice will sound like sh*t.
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Oh, by the way, this is a picture of
Father Guido Sarducci who will say
the prayer just before kickoff. Here
he indicates by how much the Giants
are going to beat the Patriots.
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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The following has nothing whatsoever with the article above.
We just couldn't find a trash can, so decided to throw it here.
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http:/www.edconrad.org