https://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2013/04/28/oh-no-not-the-aquatic-ape-hypothesis-again
I'm speaking of the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis.
The Guardian is running yet another article on the goofy idea that we evolved
from swimming apes, and that all of the unique features of our species are a
product of adaptations to an aquatic lifestyle. It's complete nonsense:
there is
no evidence of long-term residence of our species in the water, and the
proponents tend to invent the most outrageous panglossian explanations,
fitting data to the hypotheses instead of the other way around. At least this
story has one new contrivance I'd never heard before. Take it away, Rhys
Evans!
"Humans have particularly large sinuses, spaces in the skull between our
cheeks,
noses and foreheads," he added. "But why do we have empty spaces in our
heads? It makes no sense until we consider the evolutionary perspective. Then
it becomes clear: our sinuses acted as buoyancy aids that helped keep our
heads
above water."
<stunned silence>
But…but…but every mammal, as far as I know, has a head full of sinuses!
...
I also wonder if these people ever go swimming. Somehow, my sinuses don't
seem
to work very effectively as water wings.
Michael Crawford offers a familiar absurdity: the nutritional argument
from docosahexaenoic acid (DHA). DHA is one of those omega-3 fatty acids
that is used
to build brains, and it's found in high concentration in lots of seafood.
The true
zealots consider this indisputable proof that we evolved by eating lots of
clams.
"It boosts brain growth in mammals. That is why a dolphin has a much
bigger brain
than a zebra, though they have roughly the same body sizes. The dolphin
has a diet
rich in DHA. The crucial point is that without a high DHA diet from
seafood we could
not have developed our big brains. We got smart from eating fish and
living in water.
"More to the point, we now face a world in which sources of DHA – our fish
stocks – are threatened. That has crucial consequences for our species.
Without
plentiful DHA, we face a future of increased mental illness and intellectual
deterioration. We need to face up to that urgently. That is the real
lesson of the
aquatic ape theory."
An experiment: let's feed zebras bucketloads of DHA, and watch their brains
expand to 3-5 pound blobs that give them advanced communications abilities!
Oh, wait. It won't work. There's such a thing as neuroplasticity, but
brains aren't
quite that flexible. I'm willing to believe that increased availability of
the building
blocks of brains might remove a constraint on growth, but not that it's
causal, as
Crawford claims. Even feeding many generations of zebras DHA isn't going to
affect brain size much at all…and there's no evidence that terrestrial
herbivores
are in any way limited by the availability of DHA.
...
There are many people around the world who don't eat seafood — there are
entire ethnic groups who haven't touched the stuff for generations. There are
big-brained primate species that virtually never eat fish. How do they
survive?
How do they avoid "mental illness and intellectual deterioration"? They
get it
from other dietary sources.