Who/What is Ed Conrad???.

[Ed Conrad]

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On 16 Dec 1996, EJ <e...@vortex.is> wrote to talk.origins:
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>Greetings from Iceland
> My name is Eiríkur Jónsson (EJ), I'm from Iceland. I am very new at
>this newsgroup but I would like to know a few things
> Who/What is Ed Conrad? I mean I'm new at this newsgroup thing (just
>few days since I came on the net, I'm figuring this out as I go along)
>But I thought anthropology was something relaited to,,,, well how should
>I put this.... ANTHROPOLOGY??????
> I don't understand!
>Would someone (not Ed Conrad) please contact me (not on the newsgroup)
>and help my understand this Newsgroup business. My adress is
>e...@vortex.is
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>ps. This is my first message on the Internet.
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> Eiríkur Jónsson
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Eirikur:
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I'm Ed Conrad and I figured I'd sneak right in -- and fast! -- to let
you know Who/What I am before your email gets jammed by an
excess of incoming cow manure.
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Quite simply, I have discovered petrified human remains in
Carboniferous strata between coal veins in Pennsylvania. This
means man undoubtedly existed in almost our present form
multi-multi-millions of years before the earliest date presented
by the evolutionary theory of our emergence from a pre-human
ancestor of, say, 65 million years ago .
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Some of my evidence can be seen by calling up
http://www.edconrad.com
which, of course, not only proves that man had existed back while
coal was being formed but that other large land animals had existed
as well. It also proves, beyond doubt, that members of the Scientific
Community -- the Smithsonian, for example -- like to dismiss
physical evidence with absurd rebuttals.
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My mind-boggling discoveries are in direct contrast to what all
of the science books ever printed have had to say about life on earth
during the Carboniferous (a minimum of 280 million years ago).
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On the other hand, you must understand -- because it's as factual a
fact as you'll ever run into -- that there is not one single shred of
conclusive physical evidence to back up the scientific
establishment's contention that man's most remote ancestor was a
cat-size, monkey-like primate -- called an insectivore -- whose
presence on earth reportedly (?) can be traced no farther back than
60-65 million years ago.
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My discoveries prove, beyond doubt, that man existed on earth in our
present form during a period of time that the lowly insectivore wasn't
even yet a gleam in some prehistoric amoeba's eye.
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I'd like to add that the petrified human skeletal remains and
petrified soft organs which I've discovered between coal veins seem
to indicate that average man was at least eight feet tall, based on
the size of many of the various petrified human remains.
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The adverse hostile reaction to these coal-age petrified human fossils
is due to the fact that they seriously threaten the very foundation of
the scientific establishment's totally erroneous Darwin theory of
man's origin and ancestry.
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If we didn't evolve from a lowly inhuman primate, then WHERE did we
come from? THAT is the question!
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I have been defending my position for some 25 years --more than
a decade on the Internet -- against a torrent of deceit, deception,
collusion and conspiracy perpetrated by the highest-placed individuals
and institutions affiliated with the Pseudoscientific Establishment.
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Prior to the arrival of the Internet, the sleazeball and scumbag
"scientists" always had the final say -- like they did to the late,
great Immanuel Velikovsky -- because of its awesome power and
incredible influence.
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Plus the fact that they have the major media wrapped around
their little finger.
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Fortunately, however, this computer age and its Instant Messages
to Everywhere has heralded a return of the Free Press. The a,
scumbag disgraces to the sacred name science may wind up
getting what they deserve.
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True, I may not win in the end, but I guarantee you I'll die trying.
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Ed Conrad
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< MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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< PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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Earliest Tool:
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[J.LyonLayden]

Huh?
If it's petrified, you have no idea what it is. And yet you use phrases
like "undoubtedly proves."

Meds, anyone?

I've seen some pictures of your rocks. To children, a cloud looks like
a doggy and a fishy, too.

Even if they look more convincing in real life, what makes you think
they are humans and not other hominids or upright creatures? They might
as well be aliens.

[Hysterical leftwing global warmers must DIE]

Another paranoid kook, convinced "they" are trying to cover up vital
information.

[J.LyonLayden]

25 years trying to prove that strange looking rocks are animals.
The most hilarious part is how he jumps to the conclusion that it
undoubtedly proved that man did not evolve from apes.
Even if these rocks WERE petrified remains, you could just as logically
jump to the conclusion that a manlike being evolved on earth and went
extinct again millions of years before homo sapient evolved from apes.
You could just as easilly say that they are proof of alien visitation
from 8 foot tall humanoids millions of years ago. Or you could even
just as logically come to the conclusion that the discovery proves that
man of the future will be eight feet tall and discover time-travel.
But alas, they are just rocks, and there is absolutely no reason to
believe that they are petrified anything.
The fact that Ed jumps to the conclusion that they are somehow
ancestors of man should clue you in to his scientific method, and make
you realize that these rocks probably aren't anything out of the
ordinary at all, besides an overactive imagination.