Yowsabouts 10 29 2011

[Thomas Murphy]

Yowsabouts 10 29 2011
It was always to make me forget who Yowsabouts was. A distraction
created her and there, by the same character troupes. Each character
troupe seemed to have their own distinct grouping of members.
Yowsabouts had to be either mentally deficient, a prisoner to reform
or an evil gang member being indoctrinated. I do not know who all the
Yowsabouts are and I never will.
All this distraction is designed so that you will forget who
Yowsabouts is when and after you see them.
Yowsabouts never looked in good shape, though. Other than that I can’t
remember much about Yowsabouts because of the distraction. Other than
to say Yowsabouts looked kind of forlorned or washed out.
If I saw through the distraction and looked directly at a Yowsabouts,
it would grit its teeth and hiss at me.
It would seem like this is Yowsabouts Indian brave indoctrination into
manhood, but not by spearing a bear, but to be shown to me and stand
its ground. It would also seem like Yowsabouts have been prepared for
their viewing of me with a quiver full of insults and personal attacks
that sometimes accompany Yowsabouts gritting teeth and hissing.
It is always like a dance of roller skating nuns when Yowsabouts
briefly appears. Yowsabouts will look at you from around a corner as
you are doing something. Sometimes Yowsabouts wear a hooded
sweatshirt so you cannot look at for too long; they can turn and hide
their face in the shadow of their hood. As if it is done to see that
I don’t remember what Yowsabouts looks like. I was being shown to
Yowsabouts in person, but with no formal introduction other than
Yowsabouts gritting its teeth and hissing at me. Next time I see a
Yowsabouts I will take their picture! But when I think to take a
picture of Yowsabouts the rooms clear and Yowsabouts is nowhere to be
found. It has been transported back to where it came from, by the
character troupe.
I've got it! I will point at Yowsabouts when I first see a Yowsabouts
and before Yowsabouts is able to disappear I will say, "Yowsabouts!"


Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2011 Thomas Paul Murphy

Originally published on 10 29 2011 at: www.themilwaukeeandwisconsinnews.blogspot.com