Fwd: Senta Klatz

[nannan]

this is funny

Here come the holiday  

                      Since the world of commerce has already started their Christmas promotions, I am sending this to get you into the Holiday Spirit.

HAPPY         HANUKKAH


Exhausted and overworked, Santa Claus has decided to convert to Judaism to lessen his workload and decrease his stress.

 Mr.         Claus's first inkling that Judaism was his new intended path was         when he was unloading one particularly heavy bag of gifts         and         muttered "Oy, Oy, Oy!" instead of "Ho, Ho,         Ho!"
 
Santa took this as divine         inspiration and began some serious reflection on the         matter.
        
        
                Mr.         Claus sat down at his computer desk at the North Pole
 
and         itemized the benefits of bringing toys to Jewish         children.
 
Most         obvious, was that there were many         less children to service, approximately only 3,000,000 Jewish         children,


as         opposed to almost 500,000,000 Christian         children.
       
                
The         next obvious benefit was that he had eight days of Hanukkah to deliver         all of these gifts


instead         of jamming the entire shipment into one night, which constantly required         the already weary Santa to travel at the speed of light to accomplish         the task.


Finally,         the straw that broke the reindeer's back was the realization that Jewish         households had far more delicious cuisine to offer Gefilte         fish, chicken soup, blintzes, knishes and the like are more palatable         than the milk and cookies he got bored with just after the second         century.
 Circumcision         won't be necessary for Santa, because that's already been taken         care of in a freak accident involving frostbite after getting         stuck in a tight chimney.



Santa         has left the frigid, brutal confines of the North Pole and has begun his         toy shop anew in the sunny climes of Miami Beach,         Florida




He         has fired all of those annoying elves and replaced them with nice Jewish retirees from New York.








Or         Known now as Senta Klatz
       
        

 
 
 
 

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