Fwd: FW: Kids are quick

[nannan]

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From: Barbara Lieberman <blieb...@comcast.net>
Date: Sat, Mar 20, 2010 at 9:34 PM
Subject: FW: Kids are quick
To: nannan <reada...@gmail.com>

some cute stuff, guess who

Cute!!!

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER:      Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA:         Here it  is.
TEACHER:      Correct.  Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:     John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:    Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:    No, that's wrong
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

(I  Love this kid)
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TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:    What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:      Me!
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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with " I "
MILLIE:        I is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:       All right ...  "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."    
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   
                   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:  Because George still had the axe in his hand....     
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:          No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
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TEACHER:  Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's ... Did you copy his?
CLYDE :        No, sir. It's the same dog.   
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher
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PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE  LAUGH!
LAUGHTER  IS THE MEDICINE FOR THE SOUL !!!

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