Fwd: FW: Walmart #4
nannan
From: Barbara Lieberman <blieb...@comcast.net>
Date: Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 3:11 PM
Subject: FW: Walmart #4
To: Barbara Ain Lieberman <blieb...@comcast.net>
They're BAAACCCKKKKK!!!
PEOPLE OF
WALMART #4!!!
He is wearing… a trash bag… as a skirt.
I can’t even fathom a reason why! – “Well maybe it was some sort of an
emergency.” Who knows what he is going to use the Tupperware
for.
Oklahoma
Its not her fault; that guy’s fabulous
rat tail makes all the girls pull their skirts up.
California
I’ve got 4 to 1 odds saying she smelled
her hand after she pulled it back out.
Utah
Oh, It’s like a garbage bag filled with
creamed corn.
Georgia
C’mon now. This brings a whole new
meaning to the term ‘half-assed’.
California
I wonder if this guy wears those jeans
with any other shirt. It’s too bad that they don’t make jeans with a giant
douche on them, then he would be set for any shirt.
Tennessee
Is it just me, or do mullets look 10x
better with camo? These two are like the Mario and Luigi of
Walmart.
Texas and
California
This is either the ugliest woman ever,
the worst cross-dresser ever, or a guy that is really bad at choosing gender
appropriate clothes. Maybe it’s all three – an ugly woman, cross-dressing as a
man, who can’t pick out manly clothes.
Texas
You are not a ballerina so don’t dress
like one! That shirt manages to give your side boobs back boobs…..I’m not even
sure how that’s possible, but you accomplished it.
New Hampshire
Either that kid looks exactly like him,
or believe it or not, Mr. Superbad himself is shopping at the
Wal.
Colorado
I guess he thought he could roll his
underwear over his pants and use them as a belt…didn’t
work.
Utah
I’m still trying to figure out if that
outfit is made like that on purpose or if its just trying to tear itself away
from her body.
Texas
“What is Walmart gay?” – great question;
Walmart gay is extra flamboyant attire like this, that is still rooted in
Walmartness. For example, tying your shirt up like so is very flamboyant,
however it is also flannel. Pink shorts –> big belt buckle. Big goofy hat
–> doesnt match a thing. I think you get the idea.
Florida
“Hey, PoWM, this is probably staged to
get on your website!” – Well, if this guy grew that enchanting Ponytail for 11
years so he could one day squeeze into his tightest shirt, Lt. Dangle shorts and
Goth boots for the purpose of taking a picture at Walmart and getting his 15
minutes of fame on our website…….then i guess he got one over on
us.
Texas
This lady looks like she woke up in an
alley somewhere in Mexico and had the urge to get to a Walmart
inmediatamente.
South
Carolina
My man looks like a walking, talking,
pimping Neapolitan Ice Cream. I bet that pimp hand is cold
ladies.
Ohio
Create your own caption. I’m in
the middle of pouring bleach into my eyes.
West Virginia
Well the bleach from earlier obviously
didn’t do the trick because I still see this…. I’m switching to
Drano.
Texas
Fashion tip: Your house arrest ankle
bracelet is not an accessory, so you probably don’t want to go all LL Cool J
with your sweatpants.
Unknown
I bet this guy is wearing a condom just
so everything is tight and snug….come to think of it, this guy kind of looks
like a big condom but I don’t have the balls to tell him
that.
Georgia
Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for
moving your nightie so we could get a nice glance at whatever it is you inked
above your crack to thwart off potential suitors.
Oklahoma
Hell no we ain’t got no gays down here
in Texas !…..Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest myself. Looks good don’t
it?
Texas
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