How much time does paulp have left?

[Som Snytt]

> I die a little inside every time I see a new pile of index-oriented imperative
> string parsing code on its way into trunk.

For the record, I would wear this t-shirt every day (except for laundry days), just to keep myself honest.

Also, scala-lang.org could display a counter in the corner with the "paulp clock".

It would have to tie in with the jenkins PR validator, of course.