Fw: God's finest creation...Oh Really!!!!

[Vikas Bharti]

 

 
> With due regards to God's finest creation....!
>
> 1 . (Whatever)
>
> Men: What should we have for dinner?
> Women: Whatever..
> Men: Why dont we have Mexican?
> Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
> Men: Alright, why dont we have Si Chuan cuisine
> Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, today too?
> Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
> Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhoea
> Men: Then what do you suggest?
> Women : Whatever..
>
> 2. (Anything)
>
> Men: So what should we do now?
> Women: Anything
> Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
> Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
> Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
> Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
> Men: Then find a cafe' and have a drink
> Women: I am off caffeine
> Men: Then what do you suggest?
> Women: Anything
>
> 3. (You decide)
>
> Men: Then do we just go home?
> Women: You decide
> Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
> Women: The Bus is dirty and crowded.
> Men: Ok we will take a cab
> Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
> Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
> Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
> Men: Then what do you suggest?
> Women: You decide
> Men: Let's have dinner first
> Women: Whatever...
> Men: Eat what?
> Women: Anything...
>

 

With Regards,

 

Vikas Bharti
Deputy Manager (IT)
State Bank Group Service Desk
State Bank Global IT Centre
State Bank of India, Core Banking Project
Mob: +91-9867568364, Ext. 85-1111
mail box: vikas....@sbi.co.in

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