Some Jokes: Wife vs Husband

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Vikas Bharti

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Jul 20, 2009, 8:56:43 AM7/20/09
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Woh kaun thi  
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne 
Hello Kiya, 
Wife- Koun Thi Wo? 
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi
 
 

Message of the year   

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!! 
Why? Very simple… 
A woman does not have a wife..!!!   



Husband wife mein lad ai hoi   
Husband wife mein la
d
ai hoi, 
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,   
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kya hai" 
Wife:Zeher. 
Husb:Mai der  se aaunga, tum kha kar so jana:   


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.           
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. 
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, 
police station me complain dijiyee. 

Man:Kya karoon, khushi k mare 
kuch samajh nahin aa raha   


Why did u shoot ur wife ?   
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife 
instead of shooting her lover?   
Sardar:Your honour, 
it's easier to shoot a woman once, 
than shooting one man every week.   


How woman calls their husband in first 6 years   
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years 
Year 1.   Janu 
Year 2.   O G. 
Year 3.    Sunte ho? 
Year 4.    O bunty k pappa 
Year 5.    Kahan mar gaye? 
Year 6.    Tum aate ho k main aaon?   



1 horror movie dekhi   
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 
ladki
 kabhi mere aage 
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, 
Wife:Kaun si movie thi? 
Husband:Apni shadi ki  

 



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