MSNPC Charn - no, I'm not impressed. Ever.

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Apr 14, 2026, 10:04:11 AM (9 days ago) Apr 14
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(( Corridors outside of Med bay ))


Charn: Anyway, what's this hasperat like? Sounds... pickled?


The kid was playing it cool, but it was obvious to Charn he was anxious. The left corner of Charn's mouth turned upwards ever so slightly. He liked the kid, mostly because he could push him around a bit. As needed.


Strathmore: A spiced brine to be exact. I keep a forever brine courtesy of my stepfather in the Forward Observation Lounge for cooking. Replicators can never seem to get the recipe right. It's close, but… To be reductive, hasperat is a spicy sandwich wrap, but it is so much more than that.


Charn: That's the first thing you've said that makes any sense to me, kid. You Federation types like sandwiches, that's good. I'm surprised you eat anything spicy, doesn't it offend your sensibilities?


Strathmore: It's Bajoran.


Charn: Bless you. ::His look was earnest for a moment before he laughed at his own joke:: I'm joking kid, I heard of it. Worm hole, Cardassians, and all that. ::He sneered at the thought:: Awful what those people went through


The boy took him to a door that peeled open, again with the smoothest mechanism he'd ever seen. Inside was a small closet. Charn gave boy wonder a side eye, but followed him into the closet. 


Strathmore: You should visit sometime. Bajor is a special place.


Lights in the closet began pulsing, and the kid didn't seem to mind. Whatever was happening was supposed to happen, he surmised.


Charn: Uh, yeah. I guess you types travel all over, huh? Most people don't have the luxury kid. I've only been on 5 worlds in my life, and that's more than most people I know.


Suddenly the door for the closet opened and it was a different corridor.


(( Deck 4, near the Forward Observation Lounge ))


Charn: Oh. :He burst out laughing:: A lift. Damn kid that was smooth. Didn't even feel like I was moving! ::His genuine enthusiasm stopped abruptly and he composed himself. He cleared his throat.:: Jeez, whatever meds you gave me back there has me feelin' loopy.  Where's the food?


He hated that he was impressed by the lift. Nothing he'd ever encountered was so... precise. He was used to a life a "good enough" and cutting corners for profit. These people didn't use money, so he guessed they didn't care about profit. Maybe when there's no motive for profit, there's no reason to make things cheap and miserable. These people lived a luxurious life, but not a lavish one per se. Not that he'd seen yet, anyway. They worked, the ship seemed clean and impressive but not gaudy or showy.


He looked at the kid and for the first time considered how different his own life might've been if he had a chance to grow up like this instead of scrounging and fighting so hard for the basics, every day. 


He sneered, grunted, and waved at the corridor.


Charn: Tacky colors, kid. 


Strathmore: ?


Charn: How much longer is this gonna take?


Strathmore: ?


Charn: Uh huh. 


(( Forward Observation Lounge ))


They crossed the threshold into the Forward Observation Lounge, and Charn's eyes widened. So many types of people here, a level of diversity he'd never encountered. And they all looked... happy? Diversity where he came from was a stratified sort of thing. 

Strathmore: ?

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