Lt. Commander V'Lar - Bringing Order to Sto'Vo'Kor
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Chris M
Feb 20, 2026, 4:10:35 PM (6 days ago) Feb 20
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((Sto'Vo'Kor Lounge, Deck 9, USS Gorkon))
Having just calculated the nearly two billion potential fleet configurations inherent in the Human game known as 'Battleship', V'Lar remained thoroughly unconvinced of its tactical merit.
Having just calculated the nearly two billion potential fleet configurations inherent in the Human game known as 'Battleship', V'Lar remained thoroughly unconvinced of its tactical merit.
V'Lar: I fail to understand how the game is deemed an accurate simulation of combat at all.
V'Lar noted the micro-expression pulling at the corner of Spelvan's mouth, clearly a failed attempt to suppress amusement.
V'Lar noted the micro-expression pulling at the corner of Spelvan's mouth, clearly a failed attempt to suppress amusement.
Spelvan: V'Lar, it is not designed to be an accurate combat simulation. It is merely a... militaristic themed diversion.
His classification of the activity as a "diversion" rather than a simulation clarified its purpose. While inefficient, she had already determined that engaging in such rituals was regrettably necessary for maintaining rapport.
V'Lar: Then I shall endeavour to overlook the tactical inaccuracies.
Spelvan: I have found many humanoid entertainments to be illogical, but not unworthy of my time.
Spelvan's statement aligned with her own recent observations regarding the crew of the Gorkon. As for the worthiness of such illogical activity, she agreed, to a point. If an illogical activity yielded data on social dynamics or strengthened professional bonds, then the activity itself possessed utility, even if its mechanics were flawed. It was a paradox she was becoming increasingly familiar with.
V'Lar: A valid assessment. A lack of logic does not inherently equate to uselessness. If an activity facilitates cohesion, it serves a function.
V'Lar watched as Spelvan placed another t'an. It would be his final play of the game. Her strategy of cultivating multiple tactical vectors had succeeded; any placement Spelvan chose at this juncture would inevitably guarantee her victory. As she deliberately positioned her final rod, the structure stabilised, the once chaotic collection resolving into a perfect, unified shape.
Spelvan: It has been good to play this again.
V'Lar: Indeed.
With the game concluded, V'Lar began the methodical process of dismantling the kal-toh structure, her movements precise as she returned the t'an to the base that also served as a container for the metallic rods.
His classification of the activity as a "diversion" rather than a simulation clarified its purpose. While inefficient, she had already determined that engaging in such rituals was regrettably necessary for maintaining rapport.
V'Lar: Then I shall endeavour to overlook the tactical inaccuracies.
Spelvan: I have found many humanoid entertainments to be illogical, but not unworthy of my time.
Spelvan's statement aligned with her own recent observations regarding the crew of the Gorkon. As for the worthiness of such illogical activity, she agreed, to a point. If an illogical activity yielded data on social dynamics or strengthened professional bonds, then the activity itself possessed utility, even if its mechanics were flawed. It was a paradox she was becoming increasingly familiar with.
V'Lar: A valid assessment. A lack of logic does not inherently equate to uselessness. If an activity facilitates cohesion, it serves a function.
V'Lar watched as Spelvan placed another t'an. It would be his final play of the game. Her strategy of cultivating multiple tactical vectors had succeeded; any placement Spelvan chose at this juncture would inevitably guarantee her victory. As she deliberately positioned her final rod, the structure stabilised, the once chaotic collection resolving into a perfect, unified shape.
Spelvan: It has been good to play this again.
V'Lar: Indeed.
With the game concluded, V'Lar began the methodical process of dismantling the kal-toh structure, her movements precise as she returned the t'an to the base that also served as a container for the metallic rods.
Spelvan: Response
V'Lar: If we are to proceed with your 'Battleship' 'diversion' in the future, I will require the official rule set in advance. Do you possess a copy of the game, or will it be necessary to replicate the required components?
With the rods securely stored, she folded her hands upon the table.
V'Lar: Discussing Human games in a Klingon themed location is a curious juxtaposition. Tell me, Ensign, given the number of viable locations available, what was your thought process in proposing this location?
Spelvan: Response
With the rods securely stored, she folded her hands upon the table.
V'Lar: Discussing Human games in a Klingon themed location is a curious juxtaposition. Tell me, Ensign, given the number of viable locations available, what was your thought process in proposing this location?
Spelvan: Response
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