PNPC Ens. S'Rrrrell - He's trying to kill me, clearly

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Feb 26, 2026, 5:53:01 AM (yesterday) Feb 26
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(( Sensor Room - Deck 7 - USS Constitution-B ))

The computer complied and turned the temperature down to make it more bearable. They peeked over to Motha and a little growl escaped them, their tail twitching. With quick strides they moved to the small nieche around the corner to the head and returned with bowl that was usually used to drop your handheld things while you were on the head. It was filled with water and they moved to the Phylosian. 

Motha: What are you planning to do?

S'Rrrrell: ::grumbling:: Hold still. 

They reached out to pull some plants aside and poured the water over the 'head' of their room mate and colleague. 

Motha: If you are attempting to drown me, you will fail. I am a plant. Also, I don't see you in any sort of romantic way if that was an attempt at flirting.

S'Rrrrell: Don't flatterrr yourrrrself. I just don't want dead leaves in ourrr quarrrterrrs. 

As they turned to bring the bowl back into the head, they however blink slowly - as long as that lesser catnip didn't see it, he wouldn't know that they were pleased at least. 

Motha:  Then I shall extend my appreciation in a small modicum of a way. Shall I get you water?

The Caitian stopped in their tracks keeping their back to him. 

S'Rrrrell: That is not necessary. 

Motha: I am able to hold your head under water to make sure you get enough...I believe that is the way that other species drink, yes?

They turned bown ears standing rigidly.

S'Rrrrell: Now it is you trrrying to drrrown me. We use ourrr tongues to drrrink. 

Motha: Ah. My mistake. Though you had to admit, it would be a bit funny. What is the human phrase? Smell like wet cat?

S'Rrrrell: We may need to rrre-access yourrr idea of 'funny'. 

Motha: Response 

The console beeped and the Caitian was glad to have something to focus on other than the heat and their roommate trying to figure out how to kill them. Dramatic? S'Rrrrell? Never. They step up to the console to have a look. 

S'Rrrrell: The Chrrrondite prrrocess has completed. Minimal trrraces rrremaining but the hull has been rrreverrrse magnetized to keep the majorrrity off. Engineerrring is lowerrring the temperrrature. 

Motha: Response 

S'Rrrrell: Sensorrr efficiency is rrraised to acceptable levels within the Nebula. It could still be imprrroved, but we see morrre than before. 

Motha: Response 




Ensign S'Rrrrell
Engineer

simmed by

Commodore Jalana Rajel
Commanding Officer
USS Constitution B
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A238906JL0

Character Pronouns: They/Them
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