Lieutenant Kimonzi Lahl - Don’t Make Me Start Target Practice
Nick Wilcox
(( Bridge, Deck 1, U.S.S. Octavia E. Butler))
They were dealing with a crazy person. That was the only explanation as to what was happening. This idiot had…
Lahl: You locked in the autopilot? ...
Kimonzi hadn’t even noticed that Captain Rouiancet was coming in and out of consciousness. She needed to keep the ship from departing the system.
Varik: I am attempting to override.
Rouiancet: Security! Security!
Dius: If you wish, you can stand down ...
Like hell they would.
Varik: How about hold on to your butts!
Kimonzi braced herself, bending her knees and taking a dancer’s pose with it. Kehda would have been proud.
Rouiancet: (woozy) Stop the slosh, please.
Lahl: I think Varik has it.
Dius: Responses
Varik: (kicking away Dius's phaser) Autopilot disabled. We are holding position.
Rouiancet: Kimonzi.
Lahl looked down and then leaned down as Captain Rouiancet beckoned to her.
Rouiancet: Bridge is yours. Might need to put me under until Sickbay.
Lahl: I beg your finest pardon?
No, no, no, no, no, she needed to find a way out of this.
Dius: Responses
Varik: We have another problem!
Before Kimonzi could tell Captain Rouiancet that they really needed her, a medical officer sedated her…which apparently left Kimonzi in charge.
Lahl: What’s the issue Ensign?
What did Vedrin use to say? Half of diplomacy was making the other person unaware you had nothing to give them?
Dius/Varik: Responses
She really needed to get that Zet to shut up.
Lahl: I will personally shoot you if you do not stop talking, whoever you are.
She turned back to Ensign Varik.
Lahl: The mercenary vessels are approaching?
Dius/Varik: Responses
Of course that idiot had poisoned the mercenaries as well.
Lahl: You’re just full of all sorts of fun shenanigans today aren’t you?
Dius/Varik: Responses
She was going to slap him if he was careful. Fortunately, for him, Captain Rouiancet popped back into consciousness.
Rouiancet: What? What?
Lahl: The mercenary vessels are approaching us. We still have their leaders on the ship. Can anyone get me those two that were down in the diplomatic suite? Is that possible?
Varik/Dius: Responses
Lahl: Dius, or whatever the Caves your name is, I will shoot you.
Dius/Varik/Rouiancet: Responses
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